itsahmeshamandy @shmandyface
aesthetics slut // improv•writer•comedian instagram.com/shmandyface Joined March 2010-
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itsahmeshamandy retweeted
I’m 1 credit short of graduating with my bachelor’s degree at @ASU & because THEY decided to get rid of my major, they won’t let me graduate unless I switch my major & take 12 credit hours. $100 just turned into ~$10k! 😩 What happened to having students’ best interest at heart?!
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itsahmeshamandy retweeted
No one’s talking about it right now but I bet when December 25th comes around every one will be saying Christmas this and christmas that. You watch
The Dundie this year for "being really high and writing hilarious replies to tweets but deleting instead of posting them" goes to ME.
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🌃: please remember to take time to look at the sky and let your eyes rest
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To velvet guards and Sunday citizens. Come, sing.
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the blue of the sky falls over me like silk, the flowers burn,
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i’m way too normal to be this fucked up
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A kid pulled the fire alarm today at my school and one of the teachers said “well, sometimes the intrusive thoughts win”
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