freshprinceofdespair @shaolinchey
baby producer • Enemy 🐍 Joined April 2021-
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That sensation during a pedicure when they’re rubbing a hot stone on the bottom of your foot is inexplicably better than any sex I’ve ever had
Never been more scared of dogs in my life than when I got my own and see how often people don’t watch their pets and just let them run up and attack
Kiss Land still sounds like a perfect album to me
The person out there who deserves me better hurry tf up and find me bc ya girl is TIRED.
My last name is made up because my grandmother was nuts and kidnapped my dad and uncle and gave them the same made ups names with only middle names to differentiate. My dad and uncle are both Jose
My last name is made up because my grandmother was nuts and kidnapped my dad and uncle and gave them the same made ups names with only middle names to differentiate. My dad and uncle are both Jose
And then his mom, from heaven, saw how he was becoming his father and snatched that hairline right back.
And then his mom, from heaven, saw how he was becoming his father and snatched that hairline right back.
Finally getting thick again after starting at this new fancy Italian restaurant. Got complimentary bread booty
Just saw them live a few months ago and they were still the shit
Just saw them live a few months ago and they were still the shit
imagine explaining this post to me 24 hours ago
imagine explaining this post to me 24 hours ago
suzanne collins is my mortal enemy
I need Nickelodeon to do a companion broadcast on election night. Patrick from SpongeBob explaining the electoral college and slime being dumped on the losing candidate during their concession speech
I yelled Ceelo like Kylie yelled chicken
I yelled Ceelo like Kylie yelled chicken
like just run over there
Not gonna lie, I think we need a T-Pain Super Bowl halftime show.
usher sweating his ass off up there looking glisteny as hell that's real R&B right there
Unweaponized Incompetence
so there's this guy named dan schneider
so there's this guy named dan schneider
You cannot just listen to everything anyone says. One minute they give true wisdom & the next they tell you that you just need to drink JUICE even though you haven’t eaten FOOD in three DAYS bc u were SICK. Whats juice gonna do for me when I crack my forehead bc I got up too fast
This was the only song I sang for my entire US shower tour
This was the only song I sang for my entire US shower tour
Idk who else needs to hear this besides me but, they really never change. Leave. It will get worse every time.
Sandi “Banana Chin�.. @sandipantsmma
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damn and i saw it while takin a shi life is crazy
she looks like she's about to tell nick jonas the seven things she hates about him
Does he know we watched it live orrr…
Jamahal Hill says Alex Pereira did NOT knock him out, and goes over his decision to quickly get back in the Octagon: “I got hit with a good punch. Then I went down. I was defending, and then I got hit with some good follow-up shots, and they knocked my equilibrium off. I was not…
me at work every day
Sadness is walking on sunshine … sorta.
Blue Jays fan caught an Aaron Judge home-run and gave it to a young Yankees fan
Imagine you gagging ur brains out to hate me and this is the sunrise I’m experiencing lmao . Feel better 🥹🫶🏾
The way I muted those words a few days ago and have only known peace since
this is what my descendants are gonna see right before i make my grand entrance and appear as one of their spirit guides.
Cherry blossom in the wind
i see why Kehlani was hootin n hollin good God
imagine being the first human to witness this bird I would faint ngl
me if you even care
i mean this in the most respectful way but this is so tim-burton chic. i love it!
this is cool as fuck actually and super eco-friendly i rock with this
Some stoners are gonna have a whole flower garden with this😂🌸💨💨💨
Lana Del Rey and her cat stun in new selfie: “me and my baby finally back together after a long week in the desert”
They never left, you fkn posers
Happy belated 420
oh god bring back bubblegum pop. why are pop bitches depressed rn. stop sobbing and get bopping like
this is so Barbie core.
Stanley Tucci is the first actor to ever mother actually
“Too Sweet” by Hozier hits #1 on the Hot 100, becoming his first #1 single.