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A 27yo lizard from outer space 🪐 copy editor 📝 too lazy for side accts 💚on and off fandom nerd 💚 They/them San Diego, CA Joined December 2011-
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theyre only tracking my movements cuz i move with such grace to such interesting locations
“they should teach media literacy in school” brother that’s what they’re trying to do english/lit classes but you keep saying “it’s not that deep the curtains are just blue”
Didn’t have a lighter so I air fried the joint.. shit worked fr
losing my fucking mind why does no one know what “one movie” is
When my college roommates (5+ of us) got drunk someone started a discussion abt the speculated dick size of all the guys who lived a floor down and we often hung out with, and same thing. Guys who were chill and confident were granted big dicks by the drunk girl council
When my college roommates (5+ of us) got drunk someone started a discussion abt the speculated dick size of all the guys who lived a floor down and we often hung out with, and same thing. Guys who were chill and confident were granted big dicks by the drunk girl council
one of my most favourite paintings ever btw:
You wouldn’t last an hour in the coconut tree I fell out of
i touch a little bit of disposable income and immediately like DINNERS ON ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
going to see Challengers on Saturday with one of my male friends and now I'm thinking about inviting another one of my male friends just for the optics
feels so weird to be telling a kid "omg you've gotten so tall since i saw you last".....as a kid i used to be like why do grownups always say that....its bc kids get so tall than since you saw them last
Republicans for some reason
to the people going “good” look up the definition of useful idiot because thats what you are. theyre not going to stop at porn because queer identities to them are considered sexual. it was never about kids and you bought into the propaganda machine.
What if you came over and did weird stuff to me in the bird bed
“ive never jnteracted with them why am i blocked lmaooo😭” i blocked someone the other day for no other reason than they said fluttershy was “worst pony” and it annoyed me. the block button is rated E.
Alt lit is still alive
salem paige ☾ @corpseofapoet
451 Followers 897 Following they/them. sleepy genderfluid poet. canadian poets fresh voice, author of the third self (2023)+to grow roots (2023).
girl tape 🏳️�.. @girltapesd
215 Followers 298 Following girl tape! experimental queer band in san diego 😘 logo by @rohan_apologist 🏳️⚧️ TAKE YOUR HORMONES 🏳️⚧️
Jessica @jessica89083239
896 Followers 3K Following
Tracie Winslow @TracieWins33720
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bredbaag ΘΔ @bredbaag
995 Followers 2K Following moss || 20 || transfem enby kitty cat || a jolly murder of pronouns and criminals || talks in 3rd person, dont ask
Belle Skincare @Belle__Skincare
43 Followers 506 Following Unveil Your Inner Belle Glow With Confidence
Autumn Stanley @StanleyAut6413
9 Followers 599 Following
riri ۵ @ririherondxle
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Daisy Strickland @Strickland35389
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Kathleen Mary West @kathlenmaryW
62 Followers 375 Following You have to believe in yourself when no one else does.” — ... “When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go.” — ...
Jim Baow @jimbaow
3K Followers 4K Following i don’t mind you coming here, wasting all my time #american #liberal #infantryman #paratrooper #intj #nfq 10A
Brenda @Brenda591471760
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Alyssa Oxton @OxtonAlyss77350
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Cassandra Griffin @CassandraG86483
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Rhonda Willis @RhondaWill78306
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Deborah @filip12deborah
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Flinn @DrFlinn
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lex in tx @alexissTyler
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Natalia @Natalia1474638
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Lisa @lisamilbourn45
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Coach kellz @coach_kell30577
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Mr Dane 🇺🇸 @ObeyTheDane
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Barbi 💄 @tsadea64933958
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Hillary ❤️ @callmehila4647
22 Followers 2K Following trans girl 🏳️⚧️ i’m not active here, follow @hillary_ts
McTetare @tetare27593
19 Followers 2K Following
Barbi 💖 @tsprada4488945
23 Followers 2K Following Post-Op Trans girl 🏳️⚧️ princess with a twist follow my main account @pradabarbix
catrathustra 🏳️�.. @catrathustra
340 Followers 2K Following likes: philosophy, film, technology, distribution of wealth, yarn | dislikes: fascists, white supremacists, spray bottles https://t.co/05BG5SjSIq
Hillary ❤️ @hilarybad39836
18 Followers 1K Following Pre-Op Trans girl 🏳️⚧️ princess with a twist follow my main @hillary_ts
Lizzie 🐀🐊 @TheLizardWriter
1K Followers 4K Following 1st Grade Teacher | Big Dyke Energy | Autistic | Tell me your fav Mass Effect Fun Fact | Protect Trans Kids | She/Her
Doris @Doris1097963381
104 Followers 3K Following
Erica Deuso @EricaforPA
431 Followers 811 Following Scientist & Efficiency Expert | Champion for Union labor, education, women, and LGBTQ+ Equality 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Ken O’Conazole, Pha.. @dr_o_slayyy
2K Followers 736 Following Dr. Ken (he/him) 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️ Farmacy and Phallout. views are personal/not sponsored by employer #pizzaisnotworking #trans #TwitteRx
Gina @mandujano_gina1
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Judith @judith71bursley
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Jon Chavez @chavez91726
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Maria @maria56fernande
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Esta @trusty_esta39
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Debra @debra2207clark
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Reuben Roman @ReubenR97860
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Fearless Dave and the.. @FDAT901
595 Followers 5K Following FDaT/Fearless Dave and the Tsunamis 🌊✡️Memphis indie rock band started by David Silbermann and Lavi Tsuna. message for booking!
fic🐈huntie @fichuntie
224 Followers 672 Following i write fanfic 4 fun. i 💖 cats. 🎺 on main 🔞📚 age: grad school 👩🏻🏫 https://t.co/bzdgTPmoB0 https://t.co/ZcWjU8CGgJ
Mrs Charlotte Investm.. @yallmeetcharlot
242 Followers 4K Following ɢᴏᴅ ғɪʀsᴛ bⁱᵗᶜᵒⁱⁿ ᴛʳᵃᵈᵉʳ🌎 sᴜᴄᴄᴇssғᴜʟ ʙɪᴛᴄᴏɪɴ ᴛʀᴀᴅᴇʀ💻 ᴄʀʏᴘᴛᴏ ɪɴᴠᴇsᴛᴏʀ ᴄʀʏᴘᴛᴏ ᴍɪɴᴇʀ 100%ᴘᴀʏᴏᴜᴛ📲Glowing star ᴇxᴘᴇʀᴛ ɪɴ ʙɪɴᴀʀʏ ᴏᴘᴛɪᴏɴ…🇯🇲🇮🇸🇱🇷🇷🇴
Queen Poppet @queenpoppet
448 Followers 2K Following ○ Stop being your own worst enemy. Treat yourself like you would treat a 6 year old. Give yourself medicine, hugs, food, playtime. You are your own parent now.
Erin Cox @ErinCox698807
153 Followers 3K Following
Elizabeth @linn81elizabeth
137 Followers 3K Following
Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat
221K Followers 2K Following Jorts the cat. Jean helps me. [email protected]
Jasmine('s boobs hurt.. @Ranting_Trans
79K Followers 3K Following Trans, she/they. The unstoppable ego meets the immovable insecurity. Opinions (shamefully) my own. https://t.co/1WDWXg8xCF D&D alt: @drifterworkshop
Borscht the T is sile.. @InternetHippo
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jq @gay_goths
14K Followers 1K Following unpalatably transsexual latex designer. everything’s a bit, nothing is ever serious
kristofer thomas @kristoferthomas
91K Followers 591 Following comic, tv/screenwriter, idiot. mgmt: brillstein #WritersGuildOnStrike #WGAStrong
GEL @GELhc
15K Followers 68 Following ✨PERSONA EP out 8.16✨ North America: [email protected] [email protected] UK/EU: [email protected] contact: [email protected]
Katy Stoll @katystoll
104K Followers 2K Following Actress, producer and podcast host @somemorenews. Spelling errors are mine and mine alone. she/her https://t.co/sJ5fSXWB2V
Sophie ✨ From ✨Ma.. @sophie_frm_mars
41K Followers 380 Following Video Philosopher. Synthetic Leftist, Real Martian, Witch of the City 🔗: https://t.co/aQGE56QxIs
Ebony Jade Hilton, MD @EbonyJHilton_MD
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salem paige ☾ @corpseofapoet
451 Followers 897 Following they/them. sleepy genderfluid poet. canadian poets fresh voice, author of the third self (2023)+to grow roots (2023).
Shiv Ramdas Buk Riter @nameshiv
69K Followers 3K Following Storyteller. Ignyte, Nebula, Hugo finalist. Work in @strangehorizons, @Slate, @LightspeedMag etc. https://t.co/xqnEcDvKdR
Surya @sundaysundya
10K Followers 1K Following eternally in the process of learning new things and then realizing how much more i still have to learn they/he, 26
Thought Slime @ThoughtSlime
78K Followers 591 Following Gender fluid, among other fluids. Any/All. Avatar by @izzi8bit. https://t.co/USTSaSfzwS
Mike (They/Them) 🏳.. @_MxMike
8K Followers 3K Following Enby trans, queer, husband, cat Dad. Life coach, radio host, author & sometimes journalist in Scotland. Views my own. 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈💛🤍💜🖤
girl tape 🏳️�.. @girltapesd
215 Followers 298 Following girl tape! experimental queer band in san diego 😘 logo by @rohan_apologist 🏳️⚧️ TAKE YOUR HORMONES 🏳️⚧️
Lyra, Esq., is NOT DA.. @PinkRangerLB
44K Followers 7K Following Really good lawyer. Cannot give and is not giving legal advice over twitter. Lawyer, trans, leftist Christian. Engaged to @kristenfdaily She/her, any/all
Ol’ Precious Rez Do.. @DeadDogLake
33K Followers 3K Following I share pics of Rez dogs. Ndn humor. the link is a 20 minute film about Rez dogs https://t.co/QPneIbKx9W
Zack Ogle @zackogre
1K Followers 1K Following writer/director/baker/candlestick maker- Writers' Assistant on Dead Boy Detectives- Cohost of @NotTogetherCast queer comedy podcast- Gay
Qian Julie Wang🔸�.. @QianJulieWang
15K Followers 943 Following ex-undocu; ex-biglaw • managing partner, Gottlieb & Wang LLP • author, BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY • mom 👧🏻🐶🐶 •🎤 rep @hwaspeakers • here for puns & bad jokes
The Yetee 🏳️�.. @theyetee
73K Followers 2K Following The Yetee, a game loving, beef jerky eating, mythical beast— working with artists to make hi-quality & affordable clothes and art.
🌈miski⛈️ @miskiart
59K Followers 674 Following Professional Cat Artist™ @ the The Yetee Amaro Maker 🖤 🍋 My shop! ➡️ https://t.co/4RlKVruZqr -please don't repost my artwork 🚫
Emily Clark @emilyabclark
4K Followers 1K Following Stealing Focus Youtube for Musical Theatre History & Reviews! Historian, Actor, Teacher, Producer. Best friends with Gerald the Puppet (She/Her)
Ryan Bloomquist @ryanbloomquist
6K Followers 1K Following Development Director for the Anna Delvey Foundation. | Co-author of Riverdish: The Unauthorized Case Files of Riverdale
Brie Hubble @BrieHubble
6K Followers 999 Following Software Engineer. Bama fan but otherwise an okay lady. @AlphabetWorkers member. https://t.co/Cf0yPHhMPb 🏳️⚧️
vivian @perlucidum
3K Followers 397 Following of fine simplicity but impeccable taste 🦪 correspondent @thefader ⚔️ manager @tomudj 🐛
shiv flowers 🌹🥀 @ShivFlowers
2K Followers 1K Following 🏳️⚧️ musician // professional silly kitty // latte gorl 🔥 ❤@thearain60
bredbaag ΘΔ @bredbaag
995 Followers 2K Following moss || 20 || transfem enby kitty cat || a jolly murder of pronouns and criminals || talks in 3rd person, dont ask
matt🛡️| Reading .. @RevenantKing_
899 Followers 606 Following I talk a lot about #Aquaman, Ghost Rider, Gil-galad and The Lord of the Rings/Rings of Power. Sometimes I talk football and hockey too
HALOSCOPE @haloscopemag
5K Followers 234 Following THE DIGITAL FASHION BIBLE®. But you already knew that, didn’t you?
savannah eden @savbrads
28K Followers 891 Following reformed it girl, founder & editor-in-chief @HALOSCOPEMAG, other things at other times. pitches: [email protected]
ts tartuffe, the spry.. @oliver__online
6K Followers 3K Following i stick to the ground like a motherfuckin rug
multitude container @bartleby_era
14K Followers 2K Following first as tragedy :-( then as farce :~) teen inventor of cancel culture, publishing industry dropout, book dedication archivist @dedication_bot she/her
Carl Gershenson @cgershenson
2K Followers 2K Following Lab Director at @Princeton @EvictionLab | @HarvardSoc PhD. Housing and climate | Philly 🔔 | Views mine alone.
snipe ★☆☆☆☆.. @snipeyhead
39K Followers 18K Following CEO of Grokability, lead dev @snipeitapp. #FOSS #infosec #appsec. Fuck Phony Stark. 🐘: @[email protected] 🌎: https://t.co/mmLDifOkdw 🌎: https://t.co/8JU0jeMmKM
CLOUT COLLECTION ™�.. @cloutcollection
146 Followers 0 Following Street + Culture Fashion for the people, by the people. 🤙🏾💵™️🚀
Vince Mancini @VinceMancini
36K Followers 2K Following Writer/podcaster. Movies, food, Sopranos. Formerly Uproxx, currently GQ. Founder of Filmdrunk, the Frotcast, and @podyourselfagun. [email protected]
Becky ♿️🇵🇸�.. @BeccaLizz
3K Followers 1K Following amateur writer | wannabe comedian | 29 | DV survivor | she/her | Lupus | POTS | LC | feat. in @todayshow @washingtonpost @cnn @businessinsider @people @latimes
Berry @BereniceHealey
2K Followers 2K Following Cats, chairs, cheese. Tech hack. Quantum wrangler. #MDANT. Unreformed goth. Dinosaur nerd. @berryh.bsky.social
Feral Queer Felix �.. @FelixirofLife28
3K Followers 3K Following Queer non-binary trans guy (he/him). 28. Comedian. Leftist feminist goblin boy. Founding Hysterian at @hysteriaireland.
Emma J Shipley @emmajshipley
5K Followers 1K Following 🎨 Let your imagination run wild... 🦁🦋 Homeware & more helping protect endangered species with @worldlandtrust 💚 Shop 👇🏻
riri ۵ @ririherondxle
2K Followers 1K Following #addielarue : three words large enough to tip the world. i remember you .ೃ ࿐
Mark Bankston @BankstonAtLaw
18K Followers 219 Following Partner, Farrar & Ball. Bomb-throwing do-gooder. Half Robin Hood, half Blackbeard. Caught Alex Jones lying on the stand.
The Dyke Project @theDykeProject
6K Followers 291 Following A trans, cis and non-binary feminist dyke collective
officialhambly she/th.. @officialhambly
39K Followers 485 Following I make clothes. I stan shows. I combine. [email protected]
Brother Claude 🔞 P.. @ClaudeAndMei
2K Followers 41 Following Scandal at North Sufferance Abbey. Inspired by Gothic Romance literature. 🔞 18+ only. Occasionally dark kinks. Main acc: @ZeBirdBath
Touko 🔜 bootblackt.. @BootblackTouko
8K Followers 1K Following NSFW. Leather man, submissive, gym gay & cat fanatic. BLUF #4117. It's pronounced 'toh-koh'. he/him.
Amber Yang @theamberyang
8K Followers 1K Following investing in seed stage ml, infra @BloombergBeta. cs + physics alum @stanford👩🏻💻prev started a satellite company 🛰
Krishnanand Kelkar @KrisKelkar
177K Followers 3K Following The OG Kris from Calabasas, indian, gay, twin - data, puns, pop culture - (he/him/yours)
Mingu 🌱 🔜 FWA, .. @FunnyDogThing
2K Followers 262 Following 21 |🇮🇹/🇺🇸| SFW 🔞| Biomed Engineer | Cancer Research | 🧗♂️🎸🏋️♂️🏎️ | Single | pfp @BassetBites | DMs Open |
Charlie Knight [they/.. @CKnightWrites
20K Followers 4K Following Editor/Author 🏳️⚧️ Gamer / Narrative Designer / N7 🎮 Twitch Affiliate👨🦽 Disabled & ND 💫 Queer Chaos Demon 😈 Trans Nonbinary ✡️ 🇵🇸
Sabra Boyd @SabraMBoyd
10K Followers 9K Following screenwriter | journalist | child trafficking survivor | ex hospital admin | born on a Coen brothers movie set✏️@NYTimes @WashingtonPost @Vice @Eater @SaveurMag
ellery jones @elleryrjones
3K Followers 1K Following not several opossums wearing a dress. i help make the @suntimes website look worse. she/they 🏳️⚧️
III @curtis_sails
1K Followers 409 Following Tampa Made | Law Student | Georgetown Law ‘24 ⚖️ F.O.E.
aster ✧ angelRay @angelray2k
505 Followers 130 Following HALO May 3rd @ The End https://t.co/so1yEHvaPT
Megan Greenwell @megreenwell
32K Followers 573 Following journalist. writing a book about how private equity affects workers and communities for @deystreet. program director @princetonsjp.
Hilarious that this nearly 8 year old tweet is making the rounds again more people continue to discover SAF and CRAVE answers!!! 😎😎😎😎
SPOILERS for #SpiesAreForever: my diagram of the 1st scene AS promised. Spent too much time on this but proud of it!
@flglmn Curb literally just finished, he was in the final fucking episode
@flglmn Mindy Kaling saying "they couldn't make a show as edgy as The Office today" during the same year she literally had a guest appearance on Always Sunny.
@flglmn @megalodondada You can't work anymore if you're old and wealthy and don't want to work anymore.
@megalodondada he has been forced to retire due to wokeness (being 76)
@flglmn The guy who actually made his hit show has another hit show with the same subject and format that just finished a 12 season run
this routine is especially odd when it comes from people like seinfeld or john cleese, whose career-defining work has mostly aged perfectly well and has never really been cancelled or controversial
Jerry Seinfeld is on the New Yorker Radio Hour blaming "the extreme left" & "PC crap" for why there are no sitcoms anymore. Not streamers or any systemic reasons that we *just* saw at play with the WGA strike. Just "The wokes won't let us make comedy anymore." Absolute brain rot.
What kinds of angel time? Special private angel time? Snuggly wuggly angel time? What the Metatron doesn't know won't hurt us angel time?
Neil…Neil…my poor heart.
theyre only tracking my movements cuz i move with such grace to such interesting locations
i rly should’ve said filmmaker rose glass, who made love lies bleeding, is a bisexual icon but i was too excited & didn’t think my words through but you get it
*is a i love that so much of sapphic media is created by bi women & so much of sapphic culture is built by bi women
creator of love lies bleeding is bisexual icon and we love to hear it omg
kristen is so me bc i also need to remind myself that i'm sometimes attracted to men
imagine hearing “love hangover” here for the first time ugh
47 years ago today, Studio 54 opened its doors in New York City. The legendary disco nightclub hosted a sea of celebrities from the start of its grand opening, including legendary divas Grace Jones and Diana Ross, seen here.
obsessed with the MTA is like “train arriving now!!” and then no train arrives. for eight minutes. stunt queen!
Okay but what if DUNE was a comedy? Fan trailer by yours truly.
@lethalrejection Can we pretend that hot boys with ugly girls are like shooting stars cause I could really use a wish right now
@DuckieLouise Other countries keep their women in bed with the baby for bonding and pampering for a MONTH. We expect women to act like they didn’t reshape their entire body and put more strain on their circulatory system than a marathon runner. :-/
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