sarah land @sarahla35978800
gardener and comedy nerd Joined June 2019-
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Parents that make up profound things their children have said
Yes!
"You want Trump to come back?"
Bedtime Stories for Privileged Children 🐣🌷at Easter🌷🐣
happy trans day of visibility!!!
So it's fully established now: Covid is airborne Every infection adds to your risk of long term illness Covid can harm your immune system Covid can infect your brain Covid can harm kids What else.
This podcast is incredibly funny and charming, hosted by the two kookiest kooks in comedy. I cannot describe how it made me feel… but, uh… it’s a nice, woozy sensation, a bit like lying on your back on a bouncy castle while the sun shines on your face
This podcast is incredibly funny and charming, hosted by the two kookiest kooks in comedy. I cannot describe how it made me feel… but, uh… it’s a nice, woozy sensation, a bit like lying on your back on a bouncy castle while the sun shines on your face
OH Stace?
She is the main reason, don't be lying
She is the main reason, don't be lying https://t.co/MyWivSuTjs
The other day I made a song with my 8 year-old daughter, Fenn. It’s called ‘No Sad Gardeners’ 🧑🌾
Glasgow Wonka Experience tourguide doesn't give a fuck
UL student literally sends the far right running off campus with their stupid banner 😂😂😂👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
"THIS GUITAR FIGHTS FASCISM!!" #KillarneyBusker is the reincarnation of Woody Guthrie 🎶✊🏾👏🏼
That sweet library man won’t say “fuck y’all,” so I’ll say it for him. Fuck y’all
If socializing is so important that you're willing to risk your life for it with zero precautions during a pandemic, you should probably talk to people with #LongCovid #MECFS and other #ChronicIllness about how friends vanish like a fart in the wind once you're too ill to be fun.
White Liberal Friend By & feat @talhawisewolf Dir. @SwanIGuess
The Blood Splattered Banner Dir. @SwanIGuess Music @eoinosull
This teen is repurposing used LEGO blocks into creative new sets for kids who ‘wouldn’t have access to them otherwise’ — watch how
alayna @brightblueorb
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Cheryl @espinosa19chery
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mlb kiwi 🫵🖐️�.. @mlbkiwi
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Jake @JakePalaza14392
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Oyinloye Daniel @oyinloye_d19407
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Thomas Etty Seeds @ThomasEtty
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Annie Harris @AnnieHarri21552
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r werewolf @reveredwerewolf
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Naomi @naomianthony40
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Jill Williams @JillWillia28287
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Cheyenne Dewhirst @Cheyennedewhir
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Emily Braley @Davidhenry31837
243 Followers 2K Following I’m Emily Braley (from Glenburn), Ben’s sister. As you all have heard, Ben was a victim of the shootings in Lewiston last night. KINDLY FOLLOW BACK 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
Caitlin Santi @CaitlinSan25404
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Westport Wildlife TT @NerazDamit
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Copton Ash @gillian_ingram
797 Followers 745 Following Large garden packed with treasures. Propagating alpines, woodland and dry loving perennials for our little nursery.
Joe Kurt @joe_kurtt
45 Followers 346 Following Always remember to tell people how important they are to you ❣️
You Might Be Autistic @mightbeautistic
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if you have ghosts @youhveverything
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Kit Caelsto(@KitMuse@.. @ChickenYogi
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Divergent Muse 💥 @divergentmuse
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Havin' a Laugh - Regi.. @Havinalaugh_RC
272 Followers 591 Following Promoting Positive Health Health through the provision of Life-Enhancing Activities. Making Connections, Creating Support...Havin' a Laugh!
Roots and All @rootsandall
3K Followers 2K Following Gardening Podcast of the Year - GMG Awards All about #wildlife #sustainable #gardening Hosted by @swilson09 Keep it independent https://t.co/jwRplH2MUy
Author, D. M. Atwood @author_atwood
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Yésica or Nosica �.. @YessicaYesOrNo
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Sarah Gibson @WindsweptSarah
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Simon Leadbeater🍃�.. @OurSacredGrove
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ALIEN EXPERIENCERS NE.. @network_alien
3K Followers 2K Following Welcome to ALIEN EXPERIENCERS NETWORK, the judgement-free zone for #Alien, #UFO & #Paranormal #Contactees created by @author_atwood. #ufotwitter
🌱Fiona🌷🐝 @GreenishFinger
6K Followers 1K Following Gardening for wellbeing & pollinators. Organic, no pesticides. Love dogs, bees, birds, travel, nature & photography. All pics taken by me unless RT’s
Make it make sense @_Sue_Jones_
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Women Of Autism @WomenOfAutism
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teacher @I_teach_ur_kids
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🇺🇦Kevin Ford Th.. @FordSubmariner
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Anna Czarska @ACzarska
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Eoin Llewellyn @EoinLlewellyn
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ASCENCIA LIVING @AscenciaLiving
20 Followers 167 Following We host Wellness / Adventure retreat, workshops, & online classes https://t.co/xC0lWHKdSY Instagram: @ascencialiving
Earth Pathways Diary .. @EarthPathways
838 Followers 622 Following Inspirational Diary, Calendar & Journals; celebrating the work of creatives who share love for this Earth.
Jane E Hall @clothofnature
10K Followers 4K Following An artist and author drawing inspiration from the natural world. Observing its detail and drama with a sense of wonder. Well-being advocate. T1D. Lyme’s.
D&G Pine Marten Group @DGPineMarten
1K Followers 1K Following We are a voluntary group promoting Pine Marten recovery in Dumfries & Galloway
Simply Trees @SimplyTreesUT
5K Followers 4K Following Horticultural pruning of fruit trees and other specialty trees and shrubs. One-on-one, on-site fruit tree pruning workshops. #fruittreepruning #fruittrees #Utah
💛⚽Ted Lasso Comm.. @TedCommunity
33K Followers 31K Following Motivational Account for The Fans of @TedLasso. I am Your Friend even when No one is. I Love to Spread Happiness and Gladness all Over The Universe😍❤
Dan Tiernan @tiernancomedian
3K Followers 354 Following I’m doing my award winning show ‘going under’ in MANCHESTER GLASGOW EDINBURGH + LONDON 🎟️👇
AllFreeKnitting @AllFreeKnitting
17K Followers 141 Following http://t.co/gocUTW0LyN is dedicated to the best free knitting patterns, tutorials, tips and articles from all over the web.
Joel Schwartz (he/him.. @DrJoelSchwartz
3K Followers 966 Following Head psychologist @ Total Spectrum Counseling, trailblazer in neurodiversity affirming assessment & psychotherapy. Sex positive, ADHDer, humanistic.
Dr Erica McAlister @flygirlNHM
24K Followers 2K Following Flies & Fleas @NHM_London; Author-The Secret Life of Flies, The Inside Out of Flies & A bug's World; HonF @RoyEntSoc; Chair @DipteristsForum #Scicom #HonFBNS
Aaron Simmonds @RollingComedian
2K Followers 426 Following Funny when standing up. Represented by @gag_reflex Contact [email protected] for bookings
Rachel Corby @mugwortdreamer
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Cally Beaton Namaste .. @callybeaton
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This Account Will Hea.. @HealYourDepress
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Holy Reading666 @HolyReading666
800 Followers 0 Following For UR personal reading contact [email protected] OR Dm Do not send me an email if you are not ready to hear the truth I’m a geomancy reader(I use sand
Plant Pot Shed @PlantPotShed
2K Followers 2K Following Plant Pot reuse scheme. Drop them off, I sort them, anyone is free to take as many pots as they want. 1 old woman trying to make a difference, 1 pot at a time
Richard Negus @TrooperSnooks
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Franchesca Ramsey @chescaleigh
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Emmanuel Sonubi - UK .. @emmanuelstandup
3K Followers 388 Following Grab your tickets for my brand new Stand Up special TICKETS SELLING FAST GRAB. We SOLD OUT last year, let’s do it again.
Henry VIII @SussexHenryVIII
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Lucy & Sam's Perfect .. @perfect_brains
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Jonathan Howard MD @19joho
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Alice Nicholls @DrAliceNicholls
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Kali Reis @KO_Reis86
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Jim the hermit @SleepyJim0
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Sarah Jane Humphrey @sarahgalerie
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The Traitors UK @TheTraitorsUK
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Farmer Tom 🧢 🇺�.. @Farmer_Tom_UK
20K Followers 2K Following I love the outdoors, the British countryside, & am passionate about local food. #BornMucky. #FarmerTime founder & #EoEFC Chairman. #BackBritishFarming #ACABM17
mlb kiwi 🫵🖐️�.. @mlbkiwi
5K Followers 5K Following Hey Elon? You want me to pay? Then I won’t stay. We built this world for you. If you can’t drive it that’s on you! #auspol #nzpol #Leftie #AnimalLover
Irish Wildlife Sounds @SoundsIrish
10K Followers 285 Following Recording Irish birds, mammals, fish & all else nature. SoundCloud: https://t.co/mEt07cMGs2 Instagram: https://t.co/FFaJkbjU3V Tweets by @ronayne88
SHANE REACTION @imshanereaction
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Advolly Richmond FLS @AdvollyR
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Iratus Ursus Major �.. @i_iratus
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Meat Bingo @MeatBingo
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Dr Finn Mackay Adult .. @Finn_Mackay
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Eddie Lee 🇵🇸 @EdSligo
5K Followers 4K Following photography and music ... photos https://t.co/r61VGZl1PU, Bassist w. @nocrows, artistic director @SligoJazz - opinions all my own
Hannah Waddingham. @hanwaddingham
289K Followers 1K Following UkRep:Peter Brooks @CAM_London.LA:Nick Todisco @atlasentertainment. Global publicist: Annick Mueller @wolfkastelerpr.com
Toby Buckland @TobyBuckland
17K Followers 1K Following Gardener. Award winning garden designer and broadcaster and host of @tobygardenfest an award winning festival. BBC radio and TV presenter views my own
Sue Kent @suekentathome
5K Followers 147 Following Gardening broadcaster and writer. Living and gardening by the sea in Wales with feet and hands. CLICK LINK for NEW BOOK
The Autistic Innovato.. @autisticinnovat
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🦄 Dr.SafariBoob �.. @Drsafariboob
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Kate Butch @thekatebutch
15K Followers 371 Following If your mum’s friend Sue discovered memes and then immediately had a nervous breakdown. [email protected] Get yer ears around @queersgoneby she/they
Dalefoot Composts @DalefootCompost
6K Followers 2K Following #Peatfree compost for #organic gardening. Made from wool, comfrey & bracken on our Lake District farm. Soil Association-approved. We also restore UK peat bogs
Springleaf Podcast @springleafpod
5K Followers 99 Following Undercover cop turned stand-up comedian turned podcaster. From James Acaster and @mightybunnyltd. Full series available now. 📷: Matt Stronge
Thomas Etty Seeds @ThomasEtty
4K Followers 3K Following Itinerant heritage seed retailer. Supplier of wholesale bespoke seed products. Occasional musing from Mr Thomas. SEED WEBSHOP. https://t.co/reJz35ezzc
Bundsey Lickingham @dan_shakir
25 Followers 96 Following The god of electronic crocheted linen doilies. I did the whistling belly-button trick at the high school talent show.
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22K Followers 21 Following Original Content - Crystals & Minerals ✨💎
Nick Lowles @lowles_nick
33K Followers 4K Following Anti-fascist @hopenothate, LUFC fan, cricket mad and traveller. Tweeting in personal capacity. “Antifascists fight, antifascists do” [email protected]
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52 Followers 3 Following
Ben Affleck @BenAffleck
3.0M Followers 72 Following Actor, Writer, Director & Producer @PearlStreet Films @EasternCongo Initiative
BREAKING: Leo Varadkar reveals that he stepped down as Taoiseach so he could see Kylie Minogue at Electric Picnic
@sarahla35978800 @gardensforlife Oh. Thanks Sarah! That's brilliant. I thought for some reason, probably lack of attention, they were in the UK. Tha is so much for replying. They might even be close by, me being in Roscommon too!
It’s that time of the week again….
New episode of… 🧠 Lucy & Sam's Perfect Brains 🧠 🐡 The Kingdom of Animals 🐡 Apple: apple.co/3QjJISt Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/2uGc9f… @LucyABeaumont @perfect_brains
The fact they still call the cow on @taskmaster Linda, after my mum, warms my heart x
In life's battles, some friends are in the trenches with you; some will text saying 'hope all ok in trenches'; some will desert you and then years later say 'how were the trenches? Sounds shit'.
If people aren’t smart enough now to try and take precautions against being infected with an airborne virus that lowers IQ with each infection, then I’m not sure how they’re going to figure it out in the future. I think we’re in trouble.
See you tonight?
This week, we're catching up with @rekha181 in the Peak District as she takes stock of her new garden. And, as always, she's got a few experiments on the go! Find out more this Friday at 8pm on @BBCTwo 🙂 🍅 🥦 #GardenersWorld #Gardening #GrowYourOwn #AllotmentLife
Fires burning, people kneeling down to say the rosary while trying to stop human beings from even living in a massive shared tent. Some Christianity that is.
when i’m stressed out it really helps to hold all the world’s bad news six inches from my face til 2am
you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.
i hate to say this but this season of taskmaster is just not hitting for me…….
Well said Paul Murphy. 1/2 #TonightVMTV
@tomhfh But we got shitloads back for that, we’ve had precisely nothing back from the Rwanda scheme except humiliation
Something that's been on my mind a lot that comes from my work with neurodivergent people. I've had to figure out where it often goes wrong in ND/NT communication. I've arrived at the following. 1/x
@dustychipura Menopause has set off all the worst ADHD in me to the point where I honestly feel like I'm spiraling most days. Just ask me how many packets of spaghetti I brought home in the space of one week because it was the only food item I could remember we needed once, even with a list🙄
“Autistic children are being transed!!” Have you ever tried to get an Autistic person to do something they don’t want to? Have you ever considered that maybe more ND folk are Queer (outwardly at least) is because we don’t pretend to conform with bullshit societal “norms”?
goes into schools and talks to the youth about sex. Basically everything transphobes hate. I'm sorry (not sorry) that fascists and transphobes make sh*t music - but stop trying to take our artists. (5/6)
🫛 EPISODE 243 OUT NOW 🫛 with… JOE WILKINSON Live in Brighton Listen, review, subscribe 🍽️ Apple: apple.co/4d3cQY5 🍽️ Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/3vMjby…
Here's a quick look at the seven gardens I created at The RHS Urban Show. The Cloudscape development is my answer to how we make our towns & cities greener. Engaging with residents use their small spaces & encouraging developers to provide better greenspaces. #RHSUrbanshow
That’s funny, Joanna, because you certainly don’t speak for the vast majority of LGB people who welcome and support our trans siblings with open arms. The vast majority of us aren’t transphobic bigots. You, who openly mock suicidal trans people, aren’t welcome. #LGBWithTheT
How dare a heterosexual man dictate to lesbians, gay men & bisexuals how we may organise. How dare he?????
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