Sam @sampluscoffee
Fix your heart or die. instagram.com/sampluscoffee Cleveland, OH Joined March 2010-
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IT'S A FRIDAY ONCE AGAIN!
Stupid amount of new followers who will all be disappointed to know I don’t post salacious material, just sad things and twin peaks memes
Hear me now, you demigods. Either let me go or put me in the dirt.
It’s always On A High Ledge. No, I’m not okay.
Get some friendships not revolving around alcohol
Woulda thought Roxxxy would’ve chose a charity to build better bus stops
What do I do when I hit 666 followers? It’s gotta be on brand
Y’all really let this go flop didn’t you
Midwest peer pressure is when your neighbor just mowed their lawn and you now have 24 hours to respond
I'm not supposed to tell you but you know the Poet Torturer? The one who's been going around torturing poets? She's in the stadium right now and this whole concert is a trap