Scammy @samiesamsami
oof somewhere in Neverland Joined June 2015-
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I wish a felt comfortable in my own body.. idec ab confident anymore I just wanna be comfortable 🥲
This antibiotic has me sooooo fucking bloated.. I can’t fit into any of my clothes for work bc I just started wearing business casual again after 5 years so I don’t have very much to choose from and I’m having a very very bad time!!! 🥲🥲🥲
Today has actually been one of the worst days of my life and I’m not even exaggerating
I can’t tell if I’m actually always being left out or if I’m reading into shit too deep. Makes me wanna just not bother having friends tho for real 😅
I forged my moms sig so much in hs that MY signature ended up looking verrrry similar to hers lmao Eventually she got remarried and our last names are different so everything is fine now 😅
I forged my moms sig so much in hs that MY signature ended up looking verrrry similar to hers lmao Eventually she got remarried and our last names are different so everything is fine now 😅
Last night at work: “How long are you going to keep this up?” (Working 2 jobs) “Until I burn out.” “You’ve been burnt out for years..”
Yesterday after working at my new job I called my old job and said i wanted to pick up part time hours, I agreed to start working there again on Saturday. Today during lunch at my new job, old job called and asked me if I’d work tonight!😅🤣
Going from an hour lunch to 30 min lunch is the most stressful shit in the world?? How do you eat this fast??
Tomorrow is my second to last day at my job and I start a new one on Monday and I’m so anxious I can’t even sleep. What if I’m making a huuuuge fucking mistake??
5 day vacation did not help with the anxiety I feel at work. It made it worse!!
Holy fuuuuuck my teeth hurt and I really need to see a dentist but they’re so unbelievably expensive… WHY???
I have SO many things saved on Etsy for Valentine’s Day / birthday presents and I’ve already given him 1 present and I just keep finding better things to get him I can’t stop myself 😬
I have to spend $35 on a Walmart delivery to make it worth it but now its late so I have to do an express delivery but oop wait I can only have 8 items or less in an express delivery.. Jesus Christ I just want a can of skettios!!
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The ONLY Black Friday deal I participated in was buy 2 get 1 free vapes.. what a great deal right? Except one the the damn things is broken, it keeps hitting after I hit it, and I’m sooo pissed bc I basically didn’t even get one for free now bc one has gone in the garbage!! 🤬
incredible win for all retail workers who’ve had to spend their holidays fake laughing as every other customer says “omg i cant believe theyre making you work today ☹️” while actively being the reason they’re making you work today
I’ve been unbelievably anxious for days on end now and Idk what to do about it 🙃
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She looks a lot happier with the size reduction.
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People who accidentally found their doppelgängers in museums - a thread 🧵
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one of the biggest wars on fertility is weed. & no one’s talking about it. THC deforms your sperm. so while your wife is being hammered with fertility treatments & hormones to get pregnant. you’re smoking weed daily deforming your sperm. stop smoking weed
Seriously. This happened last night. someone posted an April fools joke and I got a call about how they posted it to “make fun of her.” ???? The post didn’t mention her, had nothing to do with her, was a harmless funny April fools joke and this bitch really thought🙃
Congratulations, Donald. Quite the accomplishment.
IS THIS REAL?????????
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I was a victim of s*xual abuse when I was a child. It started at age 6, it stopped when I was a late teenager. I don’t talk about it, it has practically ruined me as a person and I’ve never fully healed. I likely never will. I finally disclosed to one of my doctors last year.
i will write about it when i am less triggered but, I, a 32 year old mother of three, just got "dress-coded" at my gym by an older white male manager.
i feel bad for kate bc how to do u go from this to whatever he looks like now 😭😭 how was she supposed to know that diana was gonna take back her genes like that
Like are you KIDDING ME
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We 👏🏼 got 👏🏼 our 👏🏼 closing 👏🏼 agreement!!!!!!!!!! It only took literally 3 months😅 thank god for my brother and sister for saving us and being there for me and Malcolm while being hundreds of miles away 😭😭😭
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