purple sludge @samcillo
I've had a very long day. I am very small. And I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress that I am under. express bus traffic Joined June 2009-
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When you make plans with a friend who also works in advertising and they cancel, saying "sorry just dealing with some really important stuff at work rn" it's like, you realize I know what you do, right?
People wanna say Astrology isn't real but explain how zero players on #TheTraitors are pisces LOL
I’ve never needed anything more than I need @trishapaytas to be casted on season 3 of #TheTraitors
Do u think id have less work related nightmares if i didn’t receive so many sponsored ads that I’ve actually worked on? How do I escape these pharma ads asking for a me
These fragile lunatics attempts to villainize Maria simply for existing is wild to watch. Idk how shes keeping her cool I would’ve lost it 2 countries ago #TheBachelor
BABE WAKE UP, NEW VILLAIN JUST DROPPED #TheBachelor
When the consolidated feedback finally comes through
When the consolidated feedback finally comes through
Why doesn’t anyone in the house have Maria’s back?! 😡 #TheBachelor
THE CLIENT WANTS THE LOGO BIGGER
"We move at the speed of culture" The culture:
bro i can’t fucking wait to go nighty night
middle names are so funny. it’s like ok what if we gave this baby a second worse name that’s a little bit of a secret ?? and it kind of has to be marie
Why can't I find a yellow leather purse shaped like a stick of butter
Just watched a very streasful live sports game and have never been more thankful to not be a sports fan. My fragile little anxiety brain simply could not handle being emotionally invested in something so likely to raise your blood pressure.
It finally happened. The liquor store did not card me. During pisces season!!!!!
broker fees should be legally mandated to be paid for by landlord not tenant thank u for coming 2 my ted talk
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Cher @cher
3.9M Followers 185 Following Stand & B Counted or Sit & B Nothing. Don't Litter,Chew Gum,Walk Past Homeless PPL w/out Smile.DOESNT MATTER in 5 yrs IT DOESNT MATTER THERE'S ONLY LOVE&FEAR
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509K Followers 3K Following reporter @ The Intercept. Send tips via Signal: 202-510-1268. Join my newsletter: https://t.co/wAoen3W2Zy
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142 Followers 208 Following i’ll be down in 5, i am wearing 8 past lives and i smell like jasmine. you can’t miss me.
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1K Followers 198 Following just a washed up college grad with nothing to do but tweet about #TheBachelor and #TheBachelorette 🌹 sorry for the pilot pete jumpscare
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Sometimes I think about how cheap clothing 10 or 20 years ago is often better than mid clothing now. I have t-shirts from college that I bought at Target I still wear regularly. However cotton is literally not the same now as it was then, and clothes aren’t being sewn the same.
fuck fast fashion but my clothes purchased in 2014 from urban outfitters have lasted 8x longer than your “sustainable” slow fashion brand
I’m not gullible enough to be lured into a cult but I am nosy enough
fully in my element today (alone + spending money)
Me confirming that my Outlook inbox is still not updating, but immersively
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Copywriters when someone refers to "the creative" meaning design only
33 years old, and still meeting other native New Yorkers and getting asked where I went to high school
Only cool girlies get respiratory infections from forgetting to clean their humidifiers
One of my biggest pet peeves is when some product gets expensive and everyone doesn’t stop talking about how expensive it is like shut the fuck up poor ass
What’s it called when you’re introverted but have taken on numerous leadership and outgoing roles your whole life? 😂
@bayesianboy I love how Germans are like what if Autism was an ethnicity. (I can make that joke read bio)
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