who’s not police but FEELS like police to you?
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@sadlifeebro the ppl who ask to see your receipt at walmart
@sadlifeebro Employees of Marshall’s and TJ Maxx. So what if I go to buy a Ralph Lauren shirt but it rings up as a candy bar.
@sadlifeebro The crossing guard at the local high school. Dude stops every other car to let one student cross the road.
@sadlifeebro Apple Watch telling you to stand up every hour.