Sad Caveman @sad_caveman
Joined June 2017-
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"Then @GodsGiftGus13 broke away on 42 yarder, gonna miss that guy on the Ravens" @KyleBrandt
It's called the QB carousel
🔥🔥DONALD TRUMP HAS BEEN EXECUTED ⚡⚡
@normcharlatan This man is terrified at the amount of NOS he's been asked to install, but by God he's not going to let Dom down
After 16 years at @UPROXX, the company I've worked at since before it had a name or a site and was just me and @mattufford having weird dinners with Brian Brater, today is my last day as an employee.
Last year, a coworker randomly asked me to hand-deliver an antique violin across the country. I said yes, because why not. I had no idea what I was getting into, and now I need your help. A 🧵
Influencers React To A Potential TikTok Ban bit.ly/3KAPk8I
JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th [Sun rises] [Sun keeps getting bigger] BUCK: yes [World engulfed by flames] BUCK: oh god yes
If Matt Ryan can get on a plane to this stadium before the game ends, he should be allowed to play for the 49ers.
it’s reasonable for a cop to kill you if he considers you a threat, and the cop’s basis for considering you a threat is not subject to examination. meaning at any time any cop can decide to kill any person for any reason
My baby's cancer may have returned and my insurance, @Cigna, is refusing to help cover a PET scan so we can find out if it has, and if needed, continue our work to save his life. No qualms about putting my child's life on the line for their bottom line. He is not even 2 years old
Justice Hill was tackled by his brother Dax Hill on that last kickoff.
american conservatives going face first into the point and still missing it
We are approaching MLK Day when white supremacists, far right grifters, open bigots, and GOP politicians give empty platitudes about Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., a man they would actually hate today and call “woke”
Jordan Peterson: And then you know what he asked me? In my own YouTube comments. You know what he asked me? If I'd tried Ligma Joe Rogan: Wow. I haven't even heard of that before. What is is? Jordan Peterson: *tears welling in his eyes* I replied much the same.
Watching Ukrainian President @ZelenskyyUa make a plea for help here in the US with @POTUS and speaking to congress, I’m struck by a lot of feelings. So a couple of posts here that might sound serious and without humor but this situation is…
"Muck Man send you LinkedIn request :)" says the writing on the empty pizza box pierced by a fishing hook. The line leads back into the bog.
Alison Bawerman @Alison_slBawerm
13 Followers 512 Following Found different beauties from all US states 😉 Ready for a 1 on 1 meeting Some have naked profile photos! Watching this https://t.co/ehHJKf0pnb
hwPWJoeC578891331 @HwJoe46393
20 Followers 702 Following Hola soy lucia de la empresa. Ha cumplido con los requisitos de contratacion de nuestra empresa. Por favor contacte con nuestro HR. WS https://t.co/ZziAOTG6hr
Amy Stewart @AmyStewart60123
134 Followers 3K Following
Angela @lingo4angela
100 Followers 3K Following
Erica Holsey @e_holsey48
21 Followers 125 Following Educator by day (and night), ugly dancing connoisseur, singing all day everyday
Erica Holsey @EquityErica
14 Followers 90 Following
Adin Rudd (One half o.. @AdinRudd
9K Followers 874 Following Voice Actor, VO Coach he/him, opinions are my own (and there are many) #HSR #GBVS #Pokemon #FireEmblem #Transformers #Wonderlands https://t.co/8Vk56eaZud
Lauren Cross @LarnCross
2K Followers 5K Following Coffee, cats, and alliterations. Insert personal tweet disclaimer here.
Sty_Mungo✊🏾💪�.. @Rawest_King
413 Followers 958 Following
DearKabam @DearKabam
4 Followers 52 Following tweets about Marvel’s Contest of Champions mobile game.
Carlos Robinson @biglos1
79 Followers 612 Following
Amy Morello @Amy_Morello
68 Followers 342 Following
Purplepingers @purplepingers
26K Followers 473 Following I hate real estate agents - join your union x
derek guy @dieworkwear
798K Followers 964 Following Menswear writer. Editor at @putthison. Creator of @RLGoesHard. Bylines at The New York Times, The Washington Post, The Financial Times, Esquire, and Mr. Porter
Sen. Donnie Rifle, I-.. @SteakFrankhouse
10K Followers 2K Following Love too represent my state! All tweets are righteous slander. (205) 255-9375: Leave a comment. pronouns. FSU. Not a parody. Gone Huntin'
Kingdom Hearts frames @KHframes
23K Followers 17 Following Random Kingdom Hearts frames 🗝 ❤️ I have every KH frame saved. Some look stupid.
Kyle Tsetso @KyleTsetso
4K Followers 3K Following Senior 3D Animator in TV | Dehcho First Nations | He/Him | OC Drawings, Animation, Fighting Games & Shitposting | Banner by @genicecream
L. Louise Lucas @SenLouiseLucas
95K Followers 3K Following President Pro tempore, Senate of Virginia | Representing the 18th District | Chairman of the Senate Finance and Appropriations Committee
Evan Hill @EvanHillHB
19K Followers 320 Following Talking about the Seahawks and their Salary Cap, the Suns, sometimes politics @realhawktalk
Joe Perticone @JoePerticone
21K Followers 1K Following Capitol Hill and beyond @BulwarkOnline. [email protected]. Get Press Pass Tuesdays and Thursdays https://t.co/JX50N655po
Hbomberguy @Hbomberguy
489K Followers 4K Following 🖥️ Gaming Youtuber, Media Critic, Philosopher King 🤴 💙 https://t.co/vKvrwjA92K 📩 Enquiries to [email protected]
Larry the Cat @Number10cat
831K Followers 149 Following Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 16 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial.
Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski
899K Followers 2K Following Editor-in Chief https://t.co/HLS0hEHY1C, Co-host Uncovered, Attorney, Marine, Former Federal and State Prosecutor, Republican Party Insane Asylum Escapee
Pearl Rose @hipearlrose
6K Followers 532 Following too mean for the midwest too nice for anywhere else • comedian
hasanabi @hasanthehun
1.4M Followers 2K Following i stream everyday on https://t.co/8ITEAnynTB - for thirst traps and anarchy my ig is hasandpiker // business: mailto:[email protected]
Katie Tiedrich @katietiedrich
47K Followers 84 Following can pick up a boulder with relative ease, makes crushin' rocks seem such a breeze
Good At Analyzing Pla.. @GAAP_FF
499 Followers 770 Following Accountant and CPA that loves Dynasty Fantasy Football. Dynasty Writer for @DLFootball. Please see the memos below.
Michael Hobbes @RottenInDenmark
216K Followers 5K Following Currently @MaintenancePod and @IfBooksPod. Formerly @YoureWrongAbout, @HuffPost, @Highline. Solitary, poor, nasty, brutish and short.
Hard Drive @HardDriveMag
320K Followers 958 Following Honest games, entertainment, and culture reporting supported by our community on Patreon: https://t.co/Zqxl363OI9
Lon Harris @Lons
19K Followers 1K Following Writer for @Fandom @SomeMoreNews @Passionfruit4Us and @Inside. Still calling it "Twitter."
Sadot The Gamer @sadotthegamer
4K Followers 383 Following Full-Time Creator // Superhero Enthusiast // 103K Subs // Partnered with @CapcomUSA_ @ubisoft and @DeepSilver // Business Inquiries ✉️ [email protected]
scott pianowski @scott_pianowski
54K Followers 661 Following tweets in crayon. in love with subtlety. yahoo sports fantasy scribe. grinder. hecky bean. @fswa hall of fame, class of 2021. grateful.
jason fitz @jasonfitz
46K Followers 2K Following @Yahoosports football host & @FoxSportsRadio host. Used to win Grammys & play the fiddle for famous people. Vegas kid by way of Nashville.
Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow
3.0M Followers 3K Following Dad. Husband. Entrepreneur. ESPN Sellaht. LIVE M-Fri 12-3ishEST. Kicked off a SuperBowl. @CollegeGameDay’s on Saturdays in the fall..Monday Night Raw on Mondays
Underdog NFL @Underdog__NFL
138K Followers 13 Following NFL news alerts powered by @UnderdogFantasy. Managed by @jphanned and @QBsMVP.
Dane Brugler @dpbrugler
159K Followers 887 Following NFL Draft Analyst for @TheAthletic. Husband, father, amateur BBQ Pitmaster.
Matthew “Movies” .. @ThomasonTown
3K Followers 4K Following Director / Writer / VFX Artist(?) / Editor for @MrSundayMovies
Matt Verderame @MattVerderame
35K Followers 1K Following NFL staff writer @SInow | The Matt Verderame Show on Patreon | That Football Show on @KCSN | For inquiries: [email protected]
Fantasy Points Data @FantasyPtsData
14K Followers 44 Following Data & Research Department of @FantasyPts | Premium Stat Tools | https://t.co/0OQLe9EncZ
32BeatWriters @32BeatWriters
83K Followers 1K Following We follow all 32 NFL teams' beat writers so you don't have to; even though you should because they do great work.
Ryan Nobles @ryanobles
73K Followers 2K Following Capitol Hill Correspondent @NBCNews | Chair, @RTCACapitolHill | Husband & Dad | Stops in Rochester, Utica, Albany & #RVA | @Brockport Alum | #BillsMafia
Neil Orfield @playerqDFS
12K Followers 827 Following DFS player with a milly maker and several 6-figure wins. 2x Best Ball Mania Finalist. Fantasy Sports Writer and Podcaster. DK/FD: ncorfield8k Underdog: PlayerQ
Did the Orioles Win? @WinningOrioles
1K Followers 98 Following Did the 2023 AL East Division Champion Baltimore Orioles win? Just maybe. | 2023 ‘Yes’ counter: 101 | 2024: 15
Schaffrillas @Schaffrillas
215K Followers 142 Following I talk about the shiny coconut crab from Moana on YouTube | Banner by @lovejinkles and @adakechi, PFP by @SpencerWan, ❤️ belongs to @lavenderwhaley
Bitfinex'ed 🔥🐧 .. @Bitfinexed
111K Followers 1K Following Exposed Bitfinex/Tether as one the largest financial frauds in history. "A powerful force working to harm Tether." - Tether CEO - Ludovicus Jan van der Velde
william o. doglass �.. @GABAGOOLMODER
2K Followers 2K Following bethany. 25. just a pinko zoomer dybbuk trying to find her friends. bethanygabagool on thneeds n boosky. maffs n physic, MIT ‘20 🐌🥸
Eliza Orlins @elizaorlins
131K Followers 10K Following NYC public defender since ‘09. Former candidate for Manhattan District Attorney. Appeared on Survivor & Amazing Race. She•Her. 欧美玲. Fueled by rage at injustice.
H2KaiO.bsky.social @H2KaiO
337 Followers 367 Following I tell my little jokes here and I talk about education for work NYC//Oakland (He/his) 🇵🇷🇬🇾
Vasilis @VasilisBeatdown
2K Followers 835 Following Fortune Favors the Bold #RavensFlock. When in Doubt, Run it Out #BirdLand. Unconquered #FeartheSpear🍢
Borscht the T is sile.. @InternetHippo
343K Followers 277 Following
Hamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan
55K Followers 195 Following Writer, labor and politics: @Guardian, @InTheseTimesMag. SUBSCRIBE: https://t.co/P5BG1ZMRlC Author of "The Hammer" Email: [email protected]
Robin Kaiser-Schatzle.. @robinsreport
2K Followers 358 Following Freelance journalist writing a book about the workplace / off twitter until my book's done/ Member @fsp_nwu / Newsletter of updates: https://t.co/TJtp4VOl99
. @jaboukie
840K Followers 1K Following
Adam Cerious @Browtweaten
55K Followers 989 Following high speed, aggressive, non-action. also jokes. venmo: adamcerious
Tom Nichols @RadioFreeTom
690K Followers 2K Following Staff writer at @TheAtlantic. Curmudgeon. Cat guy. Democracy enthusiast, defender of experts. Legacy blue check who'd have paid more for a better Twitter.
Dez Bryant @DezBryant
3.4M Followers 9K Following my life… sports innovator @personalcorner #ThrowUpTheX inquiries/web3 partnerships:[email protected]
The Intellectualist @highbrow_nobrow
185K Followers 4K Following “You must accept the truth from whatever source it comes." -Maimonides Do not put a stumbling block before the blind. @resolutesquare
Jake Flores 🇵🇸 @feraljokes
40K Followers 4K Following Comedian. Worker. Degenerate. @PodDamnAmerica @WhyYouMadPod @IDKYPod
Liberal beta male cucks are claiming that you can’t look at the sun during the upcoming eclipse. But us high-T MAGA alphas know that, so long as our retinas are properly red-pilled, we should have no problem at all.
Hi folks! We really wanted to be better about uploads this year 🥲 BUT We have been troubleshooting big problems and are staring down the barrel of a fresh install of windows among other things. We’d just like to apologize and let you know we still make videos!
@HaydenWinks As a ravens fan, I read this as Zay Flowers is basically Calvin Johnson
@fasthorses68656 @atrupar Continue down a path, in any field, in which feelings and own perceptions are taken as data, and the number of worse outcomes will increase.
@andyholloway Dude you should totally quit your job and start one of those podcast things with two of your friends and just talk about football all day, lol can you even imagine
Just found out newborns cant even see i been showing this kid Allen Iverson highlights for nothing
Whoooo-whee there's a lot of angry young fellows here defending Tucker Carlson, but I missed a lot of it today because I've been a bit tied up with the "free Orpheus or side with the Emperor" decision.
no one who has ever interacted with a private insurance company has ever come away from that experience thinking "the only way this could be better is if everyone involved had guns and the power to confiscate everything I own"
Walter robs Marie. Marie's protection company realizes it's most profitable for them to pocket her money and deny her claim. Every company has figured this out and operates this way. It is prohibitively expensive to start a new company that doesn't. Walter and Marie die poor.
Amazing Adjudication quickly realizes that poor people can't afford protection subscriptions. It accepts kickbacks from both private prisons and protection companies to funnel the poor into jails. This is discovered 20 years later and punished with a fine of $12,000.
@bykevinclark @NickKendellMHH Mahomes gets all the credit, but in regulation against the top seeds in the AFC and NFC, his defense gave up 10 points and 19 points. They deserve most of the credit, not Mahomes.
Kansas City can’t go one damn game without the luckiest shit you’ve ever seen in your life, eh?
@JennyENicholson I've said this before but nobody would like Snape if he wasn't played by an extremely handsome and charismatic actor in the films
Baltimore just baited KC on that 3rd down. They know KC uses a lot of double cadence so on the first one Queen flashes like he’s blitzing from inside. They adjust the protection to him and then blitz the slot. Talk about high level stuff. Beautiful.
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