nud @ritz_dddance
druid Idaho, USA Joined October 2020-
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My neighbor Brenth has the audacity to set foot in my yard and tell me Israel has the right to defend themselves from these terrorists over there.. im gonna take a dump in his pool filter .
I rented out a storage unit To keep my all my lotion and pornos in and to beat off in there but the landlord said it’s causing a ant probelm
my neighbor Brenth got a new drone for” aerial photography”. Better keep itout of my air space unless you want a photoGraph of my big ass nuts ,🤣
My neighbor Brenth(in my profil pic) said he’d give me $50 bucks to paint his shed . told him No sweat just throw in that hot slutty wife of yours .. hah no I’m just fucking with you hombre ((already banged her nyway😂))
I was tightening the bolts on my device and I busted my wrench
That’s not me In my profile picture that’s just my hand and I’m poking this weakling in the eye
Getting crazy on some beer and eating the neighborhood dogs
I full of dude nut bro that’s right nud is bi sexual icon
It sounds like a damn lawn mower when I be eating that oochie
I’m wearing sandlas and running down the sidewalk… would be a shame if I srapwd all the skin off my toes thanks to BEER
Throwing rocks at birds. Rather be Sucking some big old boobies
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I get on all fours and drink Gatorade from a little dish in the corner after I fuck
If I found out Ice Spice did a song making fun of me for eating her pussy I would be crestfallen
this fat whining pink man could not hope to achieve one one hundredth of the emotional resonance and political power of a song like metallica’s “one”
Was in the sky yesterday. Much like a guy named Jesus Christ.
You ever have a guy at work show you something like this and you don’t even know what to say
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im a male heiress named Michael Exfoliation and i’m going to run this dynasty into the fucking dirt
Sitting behind the bus driver and doing “in half a mile, turn right” shit under my breath. very quietly though, just doing it for me.
Might have sex later tonight.... nervous as fuck!!
when j briefs shower. when i shower in briefs i just pull my penis through the hole to clean it
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You will never defeat me by punching my nuts, you must also destroy them
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