Robert @proxycontin
run up on your girl, steal her juicy charm Joined September 2014-
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introducing the purple line into Maryland will be a real experiment let us pray
How does this even happen⁉️😭 A woman somehow drove her car onto Seattle’s elevated light rail tracks at Mount Baker Station on Wednesday evening, bringing train service to a halt. 😳🚆 Witnesses say the driver told people she was “following GPS” after ending up on the tracks
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George Santos: 1. Posted a video the day before Trump's State of the Union saying he was going to be there 2. Bet on Kalshi that he would not attend 3. Did not attend npr.org/2026/06/02/nx-…
And we will
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Chud student tried to get an epic soundbite out of me but fucked it up by asking “how many pronouns are there?”
It is kinda funny how alcohol is like the only substance that you can admit you overdose on with regular frequency and no one bats an eyelash
While I was in the Army, there was a period in which they were overly focused on alcohol consumption. They made us do periodic questions about alcohol use. Upfront, let's be clear: my entire life, I've never been much of a drinker. I'm a notorious lightweight because I drink so
Was just hit by a gentle gust of wind that felt exactly like November 2018 ..
Do you guys remember trivia crack from that one month in 2016…
Similarly, the concept of viral mobile game like Angry Birds, Candy Crush, Flappy Bird etc… completely disappeared
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I love her idgaf
I have seen sooo many Rothko pieces in my life and have not been moved by a single one :/ but the first time I saw Newman’s The Stations of the Cross I started crying so bad
you're missing the painting--which exists, not in a cartoon-like two dimensions, but in a very subtly rendered three dimensions which, obviously, you've never seen. ask yourself why you are so hostile to an entire art movement much revered by so many, yet dare to call yourself
Client called the police on me last night bye 🫥🫥🫥
love how homelander suddenly developed a fagcent in his final moments
kinda funny that Oh-Father was doomed regardless cause the next time he n Ashley had sex, it would’ve been curtains😭😭
The way I jumped in my seat when he took off with him 💀
Homelander left El*n M*sk in outer space because he's an astronaut 😭😭😭 LMAOOO
Immediately added to my list of altered idioms
Homelander left El*n M*sk in outer space because he's an astronaut 😭😭😭 LMAOOO
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Maria Carmen🦋 @theemariacarmen
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v🩶 @vaysinterlude_
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setota h @setotah
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🧸 @finnottt
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kt (she/her) @____katieee
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