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I homeschool lots of kids. I also like birds. Sometimes I make @IMAO_ a sammich. Charlotte Mason fan. Stay-in-bed mom. Texas Joined December 2021-
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Zhuzh shouldn't be a word. Brought to you by my Office binge on Peacock.
I lead a nature club that my 10yo boy is in, and I therefore think about this a lot.
This looks like white belt kids trying to take down their opponents and neither one knows how to fight. I can't decide whether this is sad or hilarious.
Pretty sure a homeschooling mom of 4 wrote this.
Oh good I'll just tell my perimenopause it's doing it wrong.
Oh good I'll just tell my perimenopause it's doing it wrong.
8YO, to her grandma: "When I'm 18, I can always come live with you, if you're not dead."
Birding with my teenager at 7:30 am: "Okay, I'm going back to bed. Don't see anything without me." She has the teenager FOMO and the teenager sleepiness mastered.
My favorite part of watching How Ridiculous with the kids on Bentkey on Saturday mornings is Winchester saying, "Rexy go?" after every take.
Hey, did you know that hot coffee will wake you up whether you drink it or spill it all over your legs? Follow me for more pro-tips.
This is pretty great.
This is such an amazing process to produce such a creepy, beautiful insect.
This is such an amazing process to produce such a creepy, beautiful insect.
Not sure why people are complaining about Caitlin Clark's salary. $70K+ straight out of college is pretty good! I think my first job as an accountant paid $40K.
It's time for Dictator Jesse Kelly.
Frank J. Fleming @IMAO_
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164K Followers 3K Following Started by 2 Moms, now 300 chapters/48 states/130k members & growing. We are fighting for the survival of America, uniting & empowering parents. Join us 👇 🇺🇸@preptodye Non-Binary or non-Sane? Oops, kind of the same thing when talking about the sex of a mammal.
@preptodye Not all hero's wear capes. Some wore the hides of the animals they hunted only to be killed by a berry or a fungus.
@preptodye My son has a t-shirt with mushrooms on it that has the Terry Pratchett quote: "All mushrooms are edible. Some mushrooms are only edible once."
Please pray for my son. He’s 10 years old and has a lesion on his brain. We think it’s an abscess. He’s had a few seizures. His name is Benjamin, he’s a great kid, smart and loves to read the Bible. I’m as afraid as I’ve ever been right now. Thank you all in advance! Lift him up!
Excellent line from Yannick Schwaller 🇨🇭 who taps up the short red into a cluster of yellows to lie shot. 👏 Watch live on the Curling Channel: curlingchannel.tv #WMDCC #curling
It's a start.
A masked police officer arresting the Chair of the Philosophy department at Emory University for taking part in anti-genocide protests. This feels like a historic image.
Man Jiggles Toilet Handle, Thus Exhausting His Knowledge Of Plumbing buff.ly/3n3Qsc5
Humor is out. Laughing is fascist and problematic. The Onion is instead going for existential dread.
Lauren lost her mother when she was three. She remembers it vividly. She has become the most amazing mother herself, overcoming her pain. It’s inspiring to watch her. 🙏
The toddler found a new way to escape the house. Acquired yet another chain lock. Luckily the 12 year old was willing to install it for me.