Patrick Brandt @patrickbrandt

FullStorian. SWE for the People. wpb.is Atlanta, Ga Joined February 2009

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Patrick Brandt @patrickbrandt

4 years ago

My kids have figured out that if you whisper to your Amazon Echo, Alexa will whisper back.

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Microsoft research presents measurements and simulations of semiconductor-superconductor heterostructure devices that are consistent with the observation of topological superconductivity and Majorana zero modes.

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Patrick Brandt @patrickbrandt

4 years ago

An engineer on my team wrote this!!

GitHub @github

4 years ago

Less human intervention and error-prone processes. More productivity and automation. Let @fullstory explain. github.com/readme/guides/…

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Patrick Brandt @patrickbrandt

4 years ago

Sabrina LI, a Sr. Software Engineer on my team, just published an article on GitHub's ReadMe Project site about how we synchronize internal code with our open-source browser SDK. It's a great read! github.com/readme/guides/…

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Patrick Brandt @patrickbrandt

4 years ago

Talking with my 9 y/o daughter about Return of the Jedi and she says: if everyone lives out in the forest, then why is it called Endor?

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Patrick Brandt @patrickbrandt

4 years ago

Also sometimes true when building something with boring old technology

Gergely Orosz @GergelyOrosz

4 years ago

When you build something with a brand new technology, you’ll likely need to rewrite the whole thing a second time, with enough experience gained. Observed this many times. Turns out it’s not just me. Here’s The Mythical Man Month observing the same thing, written ~50 years ago.

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Marja Hölttä @marjakh

4 years ago

Off by one

Sabrina @sabrinaesaquino

4 years ago

Make a programmer cry with 4 words

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Patrick Brandt @patrickbrandt

4 years ago

Same.

Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau

4 years ago

I refuse to bookmark a website. I will simply use the far more logical system of keeping 400 tabs open on 32 browser windows until my computer crashes and I can finally be free.

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Patrick Brandt @patrickbrandt

4 years ago

My favorite Twitter account. Because of the nightmare GANs.

This person does not exist @wedontexisthere

4 years ago

This person does not exist: Yvette Noel ( years), Hanyin County (People's Republic of China). Always desires sour cherry pie.

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Patrick Brandt @patrickbrandt

4 years ago

I’m imagining a future where someone has to maintain 200 year old code.

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Patrick Brandt @patrickbrandt

5 years ago

Coding is therapeutic.

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Patrick Brandt @patrickbrandt

5 years ago

A holiday tongue twister: the rare red-haired gingerbread bear

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Patrick Brandt @patrickbrandt

5 years ago

@GabrielSterling Also: 1 trillion nanoseconds is a little under 17 minutes

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Jaime Yap @jaimeyap

5 years ago

This announcement is super exciting. But I'm most proud of being a part of such an amazing place to work. With an inclusive culture that prioritizes work life balance. Substantive, challenging technical problems. And a worthy mission to improve digital experiences for everyone.

Fullstory @fullstory

5 years ago

🚀 Big news: Today marks a major milestone for FullStory, as we just closed a $100 million #SeriesD funding round, resulting in a $1.8 billion valuation. CEO @scott_voigt shares the details on the investment and our next phase of growth 👉 fullstory.com/blog/series-d-… #fundingnews

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Patrick Brandt @patrickbrandt

5 years ago

I love this Q&A with some of our engineers at FullStory - it's a great look at our eng culture. Also, my team is hiring :) boards.greenhouse.io/fullstory/jobs…

Fullstory @fullstory

5 years ago

👋 Get to know 5 of the #SoftwareEngineers behind the FullStory mobile platform. In a new post, they share reflections on their team, their work, and their career experiences so far. 👇 fullstory.com/blog/five-engi…

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Patrick Brandt @patrickbrandt

5 years ago

Nice GitHub automation article from Sabrina, one of the Software Engineers on the Ecosystem team here at FullStory.

Fullstory @fullstory

5 years ago

In a new post, FullStory #softwareengineer Sabrina Li outlines 7 easy steps to build an automated sync bot using GitHub Actions. Read it here >> fullstory.com/blog/build-you…

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Patrick Brandt @patrickbrandt

5 years ago

Love this data biz

Joshua Weitz @joshuasweitz

5 years ago

We did this math weeks ago and released as dashboard on 4/20. Perhaps @NateSilver538 could help amplify (and happy to have his team help us share the news of joint work w/awesome undergrad Quan Ngueyn and scientist, @BeckettStephen). covid19dashboardgt.shinyapps.io/us_immunitylev…

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Patrick Brandt @patrickbrandt

5 years ago

@TrishtheSkeptic @bergerbell @boutros555 "lockdown until vaccine" is a means of achieving the "don't overload hospitals" goal; the most heavy-handed way to be sure. There's a big data gap in tracking spread that I think makes it hard for folks to execute more nuanced policies.