Bechemel Test @orchidigo
I have returned lmao 😇 Darcy, 30 Kansas City, MO Joined July 2023-
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Having a super fun breakup right now 💖💖 we’re currently in limbo bc he hates my guts so much he refuses to speak to me so that we can actually break it off
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I really need to get back on here but it constantly reminds me of the friendship I no longer have and it bums me tf out
Tomorrow I’m moving the last of my stuff out of the house I shared with my (now ex) partner for 3 years. Feeling a lot of emotions right now.
My coworker: “I really want to start a podcast about football and movies” Me: “Usually I’m against giving men microphones, but I’ll allow it.”
I have my @goodbodieskc shoot in 30 minutes and I couldn’t be more excited 🥹💖
Y’all, the bartender to real estate agent pipeline is real. 😭 I see a new friend fall victim to it every day lol.
It’s super fun when people think being polyam means you have no boundaries whatsoever 🥲
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you should get a notification when someone mentions you in a message you can’t see, just for funsies
yall aren't gonna believe this but I already miss Paul :/
Today was A LOT and we are exhausted but we have officially moved in together and couldn't be happier!
We never take pictures together anymore so I had to use some oldies but happy National girlfriend day to the BEST!! 💗 Can’t believe I’m lucky enough to have you as my partner!
thankful for a job that cares about mental health and is granting me a temporary LOA to take care of myself and re-group🩷
Everyone is yelling at me for being unproductive :( (more than 2 people have encouraged me to start packing since my move is imminent)
There’s a lightning bug inside my home? Like thanks, but can you let Evergy know you’ve got it from here?
Got sillier with it.
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