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you must mistake me for a sucker Steel City Joined February 2011-
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Anyone get randomly sad that they’ve never been picked out to dance to Misery Business at a @paramore gig or am I just too emo?
Does your job benefit you emotionally and financially or do you work for the NHS?
Why is everyone naming their kids Remy like the mouse from Ratatouille
How did people in the olden days cope after a heavy night on the lash? Was there a Ye Olde McDonald’s?
Normalise doing your night time skin care routine before after parties
Why are people not talking about this 😭😭 this is happening in our government right now and they’re completely getting away with it
May your waist be small, your brows be bushy and your a$$ be fat
See you all at the next climate strike:)
Excuse me
Having a wee when you’re hammered hoping you’ll piss yourself sober is a vibe man
Saving your tweets to draft because you’re pretending to be asleep isa vibe
It’s acceptable to be bad at your job in the UK if you’re entertaining/have decent gossip and make a decent cup of tea Not a joke, just a fact
It’s acceptable to be bad at your job in the UK if you’re entertaining/have decent gossip and make a decent cup of tea Not a joke, just a fact
Guessing what’s in the Amazon parcel Me: it’s white and sticky and rhymes with shampoo Dad: Fresh spunk Me: 😟
Just been told I look like I drive a Fiat 500 and I’ve never been so offended
Are my cakes dry because I’m bad at baking or are they just homophobic?
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Last time I was in the office Jon offered to buy me a coffee cos he was going out. I’m a millennial so I asked for an oat flat white. Turned out that coffee shop didn’t have oat milk so he WENT AND BOUGHT OAT MILK and took it back to the coffee shop to make my drink. Honestly 🙏
I am overwhelmed by the wonderful things that have been said by so many online today. Tha day comes when one has to move on - that day for me comes on December 31st. I had no idea of the appreciation of our work on Channel 4News - I am humbled by the comments from so very many.
after a couple weeks of working out, meal prepping, staying on top of/ahead of my work projects, being present for my friends and family, honoring my self-routines and keeping a clean apt... this shit is not sustainable at all. lmao
Tonight, my 12-year old son had a panic attack, because he can't stop thinking about his aunt who was in that body-pile. I suggest if you did decide to put this shower of venal monsters in charge, you never mention it to me in person.
Congratulations to everyone who voted the obvious psychopaths into a position where this isn’t just a hypothetical
my 96 year old grandpa has just had his own book published with all his poems from his life. it’s available on amazon if anyone is interested:) a review would make him so happy
never have i seen a r*pe scene in a movie and thought to myself “ah yes this was totally necessary for the plot”
So I deleted this tweet a few days after I posted in 2019 because of how much negativity it was getting😂 anyways for everyone saying sis needs to “heal” she has with us right by her side too. Sis is in love and expecting her first child and I’m going to be a Godmother! The end❤️
Was on a bus once that got diverted and the driver was new so some drunk man offered to help with directions and fully just directed it straight to his front door then got off. King shit uno
Some girl on Facebook has gone Facebook official with her girlfriend and this is one of the comments 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@Wally_Tharg @KaraleeCupcake @inelliegant They did follow the standard testing and licensing regime. It was shorter because they weren't messing around begging for funding (normally the cause of stop/start research). Rare side effects will either not show up in trials or completely skew results. Thus is normal.
I can’t believe this transition exists 😭
@Oh_Katie_Babie @LeAdventurize @benkesslen The replies to your tweet are quite sad. Yes she’s a model but she also has written incredibly powerful essays on exploitation & sexual assault within the industry; feminism; law surrounding ‘ownership’ of paparazzi pics. Pls don’t reduce the success of women to their appearance
Rip Henry the 8th I know you would’ve loved boohoo man
How my old man can sit on video call to me smiling away after a major operation to remove his voice box and knowing he can no longer speak. The strength and courage of the guy blows me away. I guess a paper and pen will have to do for now 😢🤛
@ryanxdugan As if people are responding to this saying how easy it is to fuck people’s lives up etc... naw HE FUCKED HIS LIFE UP!!! He did what he did, so he deserves any consequences!!!
If I spend money on roller skates it’d be the same and spending it on a therapy session, right?😅
socks are so cute like little pockets to keep our feet warm and they’re shaped like feet