sixthformpoet @sixthformpoet
Please buy my book, I owe people money. enquiries: [email protected] sussex Joined February 2011-
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Shakespeare was born on this day, & also died on this day. Which makes it all the more remarkable that he produced such a vast body of work
Much like the earthquake I’m also a 4.8 in New York
A statement from the @JamieLloydCo.
Picture yourself wearing any one of these outfits and realise just how cool @thespecials were. #PUSB
Picture yourself wearing any one of these outfits and realise just how cool @thespecials were. #PUSB
Awful politicians getting the songs of The Smiths slightly wrong: 1. I Know It’s Dover
there are only two portion sizes for mashed potatoes: nowhere near enough (posh restaurants) or far, far too much (literally everyone else)
You scumbag you maggot You taped over Taggart
the gentle reminder that pigs-in-blankets are piglets sleeping under a duvet made of their own dead relatives has ruined christmas dinner for several members of the family and for that I’d like to apologise
Wordle 918 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Having guessed my daughter’s name first 900 times in a row, she finally delivered. The three year wait for my son’s name to come up begins now. Merry Christmas, everyone. 🎅🏼
Soup Of The Day is such a lovely concept, giving the most boring starter of all-time its moment to shine. Oh well done, you’re the best soup today, be proud of yourself.
beyond furious that @Spotify couldn’t wait another day or so to let me hit a perfect 2,023. #SpotifyWrapped
🌱♻️ Transforming our kitchens, transforming the world! Together @culinarymeduk, @GuardiansOfGrub, and @FareShareUK, are turning leftovers into nourishing meals, reducing waste, and creating a sustainable food future! Join the #ZeroWasteChallenge and let's cook up change!
I dunno if I'm coming or going
I have done NOTHING to justify these accusations of laziness
If anyone can donate I’ll put the link again here as I know this is a very long thread. ARC are an incredible charity and your contributions would go a long way justgiving.com/page/billy-mac…
I’ve wanted to talk about what’s happened this year. But not quite found the words. I’m going to try to now. This is for Rowan.
today I once again paid the extra 20p for an extra hour’s parking and gave my ticket to someone else so yes quite frankly I *do* consider myself a philanthropist and yes a statue of me in the town centre *would* be nice
hmm 66.6 you say - feels about right
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Ok folks, it’s tumour time. Wish me luck. Will report back later.
My dad has beers with his buddies each Wednesday and makes a list of things to talk about beforehand and it is the cutest thing in the world!
What kind of victim blaming nonsense is “don’t let the bed bugs bite”
This demented hobbit. The whole point of those terrible assessments that are already necessary to get PIP is precisely to ascertain the veracity of any claims! Also, PIP is not an out of work benefit!
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I could have sworn I had some Supernoodles in here.
A Vole, please. A Cormorant. Another cormorant, please. Vole. Cormorant. Cormorant. Vole. Cormorant. And another vole.
@JoeBangles11 my view right now. @whiteswan_fence
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Passport renewal rejected - applicant name doesn’t match previous passport. Turns out I’ve been Rjan for the last 10 years.
It hurts but couldn’t be prouder of the fight shown by everyone! SBA WOW, incredible once again! 🩵🤍
Today would have been Sean’s 61st birthday . Miss you old pal
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Made a spinach and paneer curry for tea. Smashed it.
And that was the new single "Kept Alive" by Men Who Post This Picture, out this Friday on Rough Trade
The entire British record industry is being kept alive by men who post this picture as a reply to anything and everything on here
Very honoured to receive this award; huge thanks to my editor @PaulLewis and support from so many great colleagues at @guardian. The most thanks to all the people who make the brave and difficult decisions to be whistleblowers in the public interest.
Congratulations to The #PressAwards News Reporter of the Year category winner David Conn / @guardian
Always feel very happy surrounded by this many plays. @bushtheatre
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