Joe @ohheyrt
Bulldog aficionado. RRT-NPS (IYKYK) He/him 🏳️🌈 Joined August 2011-
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The way I’m obsessively checking my email bc I applied to adopt a dog and I’m the most impatient person that’s possible ever existed.
FYI: the entire decades long student loan debacle tallies up to roughly $1.7T I don't ever again want to hear a boot licking warmonger of red or blue persuasion howl about who pays for loan forgiveness when we have blank checks for business handouts & foreign wars.
FYI: the entire decades long student loan debacle tallies up to roughly $1.7T I don't ever again want to hear a boot licking warmonger of red or blue persuasion howl about who pays for loan forgiveness when we have blank checks for business handouts & foreign wars.
Literally every time I use the oven the smoke detector goes off. Every time, without fail. Theres not even any smoke! 😭
Went to get potting soil and a few new pots and accidentally bought another plant 🤠
prolapse on poppers? more like
I’m living my best Masc4Masc™️ fantasy, the toilet has stopped running and I practically saved the environment soooo 💅🏼
I’m living my best Masc4Masc™️ fantasy, the toilet has stopped running and I practically saved the environment soooo 💅🏼
A lot of you all would’ve absolutely hated the Civil Rights Movement had you lived through it, and it shows.
And I think at least some of these will need a larger pot 😭
And I think at least some of these will need a larger pot 😭 https://t.co/vW4HVoEX96
Someone please bully me if I don’t get these replanted this weekend
One thing about having negative amounts of main character energy is that I get to exist and be completely forgettable. You may perceive me, but only for the briefest of moments 😌
I think the fill valve on my toilet is going bad and I really can’t be bothered with telling the owner and scheduling a time for someone to fix it. Like Whoopi, I don’t want somebody in my house so I’m just going to fix it myself.
How does one actually know if they have floaters in their vision? Like are these floaters or my brain tricking me? I guess never know 😌 (I have an appt with the eye dentist next week)
In horrifying news a coworker told me her smoke detector was beeping like the battery was low and when she checked it, and colony or whatever of ANTS fell on her and apparently it’s not uncommon? Better call GEICO bc I’m burning this bitch down if that happens to me 😭
Seattleites: it’s time we talked…Dad’s not mad, just disappointed that after all these years, y’all still drive 15-20 below the speed limit bc it’s raining, which it does 150 days/year. But y’all also want to go 15-20 above on arterials and kill pedestrians left and right. 😡
If I could go back and tell myself to find a different industry to work besides healthcare I would 10000000000% do it. What would I do instead? I have no clue. Not this though.
Australians when they are surprised
EC Crippen @elmercc3
10K Followers 5K Following Taco Bell - Star Trek - Hair - Piano - He/Him - Actually joined Twitter in 2009 I just get suspended a lot 🥰👬
Citizen Strider ☭�.. @NurseStrider
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Gary or Gaz or Gazzy @Gary_Gaz_Gazzy
106K Followers 8K Following 🧔🏻 Everyone’s Dad 🤴🏻 King of Scotland 🏴 Top Twitter Gay 🥇 Casual Flirt 😏 Cheeky Chappy 😜 Doggy Daddy to 2 Frenchies 🐕 All Round Awesome 🤩
Sarah Tonin @datamygdala
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J O S H U A O W E N (.. @JoshuaOwen
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And I’m Phil’ing .. @pabeechl
1K Followers 2K Following Queer, tattoo-loving NB in Atlanta 🍑 All around nerd 🎮 📽 MSCS Student at GT 📚Aspiring dad bod 🏋️♀️ runner 🏃♀️husband 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ (he/she/they)
Tristan @bearsnbits84
8K Followers 1K Following Gay. He/him. Probably eating a hot dog, thinking about eating a hot dog, or taking a picture of a hot dog 📸 #BLM #ACAB
Evan @Wexplorations
887 Followers 436 Following Photographer. Teacher. Union Steward. Always planning a National Park trip. A longed for wave of justice can rise...and hope and history rhyme.🦉💪🏼🚴🏼♂️🎶
compoundsplural @compoundsplural
758 Followers 707 Following A stupid baby who needs the most attention. Same username elsewhere. Former lawyer.
Dutch Code40 @Code40Dutch
123 Followers 639 Following Anyone want to flirt and talk about fossils and aliens.. ☺️✨
Gayming_Alt @Gayming_Alt
46 Followers 739 Following Here for the games and the guys 🎮🏳️🌈 26. DMs are open.
Keith Colclough 🌈 @KeithCol500
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JP @thirtythreejp
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Deron M Lahey. @DeronLahey
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Top Crave @ThiccNThriving
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Deino @PupDeino
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Joseph Little @josephlittlejhb
29 Followers 558 Following Growing cub, hoping to be a bear soon... Like chatting to and meeting hot bears and guys and hopefully more... Bears most welcome... 😊
Cox Destroyer @carpioiscool
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Joe_182 @Esq2Joe
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Ryan @RyanDelorme5
348 Followers 3K Following Recently relocated to my home state of Maine! Level 2 somm 🍷 and learning Japanese! 🇯🇵 Also really 🏳️🌈😛. he/him. 👬🏻@antmpanarello
Sasha Colby Stan Acco.. @nick_steinmetz2
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🏳️🌈Other D.. @beedzer
332 Followers 5K Following Work 🚙, Fun 🏕️, Geek out on ✈️, Place of Relaxation 🌊, Makes me Smile 🐧 Always up for a Road Trip. 🐻😈🏳️🌈
Cowboy Clayton @dfwclayton
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Stuart @stuthomps
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Michel @_01michael
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LFH @LFH0808
875 Followers 1K Following Leatherman Pup Electro human Dog🐕 part Wolf 🐺 leather at heart and soul 💙🖤❤️also an Amazon review for sex positive toy for multiple companies
Ry 🖤 @Jaythealt
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Johnathan @Harnessed2005
342 Followers 1K Following I am the owner of Harnessed and Bound. I make custom harnesses and jockstraps. Feel free to check me out on Instagram 😘 *Yes I have an alt Twitter 😈*
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563 Followers 3K Following NSFW 18+ 36 gay kinky submissive leather boy. Poly minded. Just a law giraffe living my best life. (He/They)
roy 🌈🇬🇧 Bour.. @beingrealroy
70 Followers 453 Following Im a gay a artist trama survivor .topics. sex safety .food. Some art work. breakdown and my trauma abuse and questions
Mechanic 565 @565Mechanic
159 Followers 577 Following
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cajunbear @cajunbear12
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🐨 @derpykoalaboi
124 Followers 193 Following Does being in my 30's make me a queer elder now? 😅🔆; he/him 🏳️⚧️; punk rock prince disguised as an adult🙌
Rob 🇬🇧🏳️�.. @TheWrath92
40K Followers 8K Following North East based, Labour, LGBTQ+, Ocean liner aficionado. views own etc
James @mathgeeek13
294 Followers 1K Following 'Mathematics is made of 50 percent formulas, 50 percent proofs, and 50 percent imagination.' ~Anonymous? 🏳️🌈 he/him
FeralCatAlt @FeralCatAlt
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Eddie @ImThang2
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Valerie Marie Halla (.. @MsValerieHalla
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Robert @Rob01151979
1K Followers 2K Following Just an aspiring, to be outgoing, Single guy.🤷♂️SW Florida is home. 18+ NSFW
Foreskin Princess @EmilioEmm
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Michael D @madtn86
597 Followers 3K Following Knoxville is home. Into sports, food, movies, roller coasters, etc. #goVols #GoT
BLM♡ JiggleJiggle @JimblyBean
6K Followers 2K Following I'm in my 30's, and my Twitter is for 18+, NSFW. If you're not 18+, please don't follow. If I find a follower is below, I'll just block. Poly with my 2 bears.
T❄️M @bigtallgay
36K Followers 2K Following Things might get weird, or political, or 🏳️🌈, or NSFW. Working on my fitness. Black Lives Matter. He/him. 18+ only.
EC Crippen @elmercc3
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Citizen Strider ☭�.. @NurseStrider
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Andreas🇸🇪🇪�.. @Andreasthlm1
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Gary or Gaz or Gazzy @Gary_Gaz_Gazzy
106K Followers 8K Following 🧔🏻 Everyone’s Dad 🤴🏻 King of Scotland 🏴 Top Twitter Gay 🥇 Casual Flirt 😏 Cheeky Chappy 😜 Doggy Daddy to 2 Frenchies 🐕 All Round Awesome 🤩
Josh Trebach, MD @jtrebach
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George @gpdr0meter
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Kurt @KurtUsf
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Sarah Tonin @datamygdala
4K Followers 3K Following Doing the most, while simultaneously doing nothing at all ✨ 👬@danplaysband
J O S H U A O W E N (.. @JoshuaOwen
9K Followers 4K Following Strong. Majestic. Unevenly hairy. @wunderpugs papa #ProtectTransKids #BLM
And I’m Phil’ing .. @pabeechl
1K Followers 2K Following Queer, tattoo-loving NB in Atlanta 🍑 All around nerd 🎮 📽 MSCS Student at GT 📚Aspiring dad bod 🏋️♀️ runner 🏃♀️husband 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ (he/she/they)
hairy queen of scots @darkestflameboy
86K Followers 6K Following Category is: Butch Queen Nutcracker. Wokeing about. I dance a bit. I game a lot. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ He/they. F*** the Tories. NSFW most likely.
Tristan @bearsnbits84
8K Followers 1K Following Gay. He/him. Probably eating a hot dog, thinking about eating a hot dog, or taking a picture of a hot dog 📸 #BLM #ACAB
Evan @Wexplorations
887 Followers 436 Following Photographer. Teacher. Union Steward. Always planning a National Park trip. A longed for wave of justice can rise...and hope and history rhyme.🦉💪🏼🚴🏼♂️🎶
neek 🍁 @sandwitchgay
2K Followers 838 Following leo☀️ gemini🌙 cancer🔺he/him. huge balls. your favorite short vers (bi?) king 🏳️🌈 Black lives matter. 👨🏻🤝👨🏼💕@lecoiix
KenBarbie™ @itsKenBarbie
69K Followers 216 Following 🎀 Award Winning Celebrity Blogger 🎀 TV/Radio Personality (@mtv, @tmz , @foxtv & more) 🎀 HBIC of KEN Cosmetics 💌 [email protected]
Tennis Era @6Attitude
21K Followers 2K Following TX - Data Engineer - 6’5” - Taken (he likes to watch). #blacklivesmatter (he/him)
Chris @cdmukasa
7K Followers 859 Following allegedly a physician | unprofessional account | 🏳️🌈 | he/him
Dutch Code40 @Code40Dutch
123 Followers 639 Following Anyone want to flirt and talk about fossils and aliens.. ☺️✨
Alt Disney @ChicagoBearAlt
286 Followers 111 Following The perfect combination of gay son and thot daughter. NSFW.
🐨 @derpykoalaboi
124 Followers 193 Following Does being in my 30's make me a queer elder now? 😅🔆; he/him 🏳️⚧️; punk rock prince disguised as an adult🙌
compoundsplural @compoundsplural
758 Followers 707 Following A stupid baby who needs the most attention. Same username elsewhere. Former lawyer.
Rohita Kadambi @RohitaKadambi
17K Followers 1K Following Bylines: @betches_sup @mcsweeneys @newyorker Finalist: @WBDAccess Comedic Voices. WGA Strong. Booking requests: [email protected]
Keith Colclough 🌈 @KeithCol500
3K Followers 3K Following Gay Geek 🌈 Gamer 🎮 Travelling 🏙 Cat Daddy 🐱 F1 superfan 🏎 Learning to speak Italian 🇮🇹
JP @thirtythreejp
2K Followers 1K Following You'll Have To Speak Up, I'm Wearing a Towel 🏳️🌈 33 👬 Taken
Deron M Lahey. @DeronLahey
3K Followers 2K Following Pilot . Writer. Knights/Lakers/Madrid fan. Love hiking, waterfalls, adventurous & the beach.
country shark @countryshark444
15K Followers 247 Following 6’4” Iron worker and goofball…sub to my OF ⬇️
Zev Greenberg, PhD @zev_greenberg
1K Followers 1K Following 👨🏻⚕️MS2 @templemedschool👨🏻🔬 developmental biologist studying HSCs, neutrophils & inflammation| he/him🏳️🌈
Salina EsTitties @SalinaEstitties
34K Followers 2K Following es titties, estitties. my titties. not yo titties. 💿 Debut EP HOMEGIRL out NOW!
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Top Crave @ThiccNThriving
4K Followers 610 Following I suffer from chronic bear face and reality TV addiction.
Sasha Colby Stan Acco.. @nick_steinmetz2
876 Followers 1K Following Critical Reality TV scholar | MS in Communication | icon of central Illinois | Anti-zionist Jew | He/They ✡️
SixBrownChicks @SixBrownChicks
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The ORCA Card @TheORCACard
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Michel @_01michael
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Valerie Marie Halla (.. @MsValerieHalla
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Cowboy Clayton @dfwclayton
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James @mathgeeek13
294 Followers 1K Following 'Mathematics is made of 50 percent formulas, 50 percent proofs, and 50 percent imagination.' ~Anonymous? 🏳️🌈 he/him
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92 Followers 120 Following #BlackLivesMatter. #TransLivesMatter. i'm bi, actually. always rt the besties. @theestallion stan account, he/him. 😏🛸🏳️🌈
Councilmember Tammy J.. @CMTammyMorales
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246K Followers 2K Following Congresswoman #TX30 | Civil Rights & Criminal Attorney | Progressive | Former State Rep for HD100 | DST 1913 🐘🔥| She/Her/Ella
OuttaSyncNetNavi.bsky.. @OuttaSyncNavi
2K Followers 490 Following Just a Gay AuDHD Dork. Feel free to ask me anything. Trans rights are human rights! and yes I do spicy stuff for fun 😜He/Him
Clive Daddy Rosfield @Asymetricalhomo
2K Followers 1K Following Stop being so white. Reverse racism is a myth. “I’m rooting for everybody black” Hátèr. He/Him
Free every black person sitting in jail on nonviolent charges related to marijuana then🤷🏾♀️😐
BREAKING: In a historic shift, the U.S. moves to reclassify marijuana as a less dangerous drug, AP sources say. apnews.com/article/mariju…
Made the mistake of looking at Tulsa Zillow and finding like five places I like more than my current house 🥲 Property ownership is a curse!!
Just saw a dick pic captioned whose ready for this MAGA cock
if you’re doing this, you need to call the hotline
Dave & Buster's will begin allowing customers to bet on arcade games “Customers can soon make a friendly $5 wager on a Hot Shots basketball game, a bet on a Skee-Ball competition or on another arcade game.” on.nbc10.com/n1G4KHf
Everyone say thank you to Meg for bringing to light that Drake is a goofy broad btw!!
732 days after moving back home, I FINALLY FOUND A RENTAL PROPERTY
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Bear community sucks lmao
6’3+ but only if you’re thick and don’t go invisible when you turn sideways
This is exactly what Beyoncé intended… her job here is done
With @ShaboozeysJeans’ "A Bar Song (Tipsy)" taking the top spot on Hot Country Songs and TEXAS HOLD 'EM at second, it’s the first time that two Black artists have led back-to-back since Hot Country Songs became an all-encompassing genre ranking in 1958. (via @billboard) ✨
dropping a 6 minute diss track on a tuesday morning is real hatred
Dot said this Drake and Sexyy Red
This is a pathetic attempt at PR clean up. Called this back in January. The loudest are going to be cleaning the hardest and it won’t work.
Amy Schumer wants people to know that her activism for Israel doesn’t mean she supports the government. “I don’t agree with anything that [Israel prime minister Benjamin] Netanyahu is doing, and neither do the Israelis I know. Of course what’s going on in Gaza is sickening,…
🗣️🗣️ Does he suck dick or not 🗣️🗣️
'Glee' Star Darren Criss Says He Identifies as 'Culturally Queer' | Click to read more 👇 tmz.me/MH8uS2g
Felt thicc, might delete 🤭
Doing this with a slice of Hot Mama's in the Cal Anderson fountain pool
Went to Roatan to dip my mango in the ocean like Rihanna! And it’s so good!!! 😩
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