Citizen Strider ☭🇵🇸 @NurseStrider
I Have An Approximate Knowledge Of Many Things Kingdom of Arnor Joined February 2013-
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The only thing faster than a Yemeni printer is a federal reserve printer
The only thing faster than a Yemeni printer is a federal reserve printer
Fartlow at it again 🌬
At Charlottesville: *A torch-wielding Nazi mob surrounded counter-protesters at UVA and assaulted them *A Black man was viciously beaten by Nazis in a parking garage *A Nazi drove his car into a crowd of people, murdering one and wounding many others
When we say this battle is for universal liberation, we are neither exaggerating nor being dramatic—this fight determines the kind of world you and your children will live in.
Can we address the fact that landlords who price gouge are the absolute worst type of human. We need a national rent strike
Heres hoping
The real Americans:
Been informed I should long-form messages over epic chat. Been told it should say "Follow up CK is trended up" Not "F/U CK up"
"you see, the perineum is neither a butthole nor a dick or pussy so it's centrist, like me, by its very nature"
Why is the BEST tea served while dealing with a code brown?
The amount of hospital trips that could be saved from teaching people to clean their peri area CORRECTLY is unfathomable.
Percentage of people in North America agreeing that humans are the cause of climate change. [🗺️ Angus Reid institute]
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Yemeni printers work fast.
like are u fuckin joking !!!!
Only one word to describe it: chaos
if they ban tiktok where will i watch nurses dance
good morning xoxo
Pretty dress
The real Americans:
Spent the day off Twitter and Oj Simpson dies??? I will never be productive again
Excellent news — @BioNTech_Group announces positive three-year results for the effectiveness of #mRNA #vaccine for pancreatic cancer. Anti-vaxxers are dumbfounded by these results. buff.ly/43VVM2a
*cough cough* 🤧🤒