musingsfromme @musingsfromme
Jill seizes family time one dinner...game night...movie at a time. Tweets as @BaltimoreTweens. musingsfromme.com Baltimore, MD Joined June 2008-
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It’s Steve’s chair from @bluesclues.
It’s Steve’s chair from @bluesclues.
I read Enid Blyton but wasn’t a super fan. Remember the picnics with lashings of ginger beer?
I read Enid Blyton but wasn’t a super fan. Remember the picnics with lashings of ginger beer?
I can see why he wants to work so that he can send money to his kids.
I can see why he wants to work so that he can send money to his kids.
I hate the fact that I don’t have keys anymore as I would walk to my car with my car keys in my fist…one key between each finger.
I hate the fact that I don’t have keys anymore as I would walk to my car with my car keys in my fist…one key between each finger.
Which TV people are in the #trumptrials courtroom in NYC?
Did they remarry? I wonder if he married Natalia?
Did they remarry? I wonder if he married Natalia?
Kyle is giving off super creepy and controlling vibes. Red flag! #90dayfiance
Luke and Madelein seem like a trainwreck. Why isn’t she working?! #90dayfiance
Luke and Madelein seem like a trainwreck. Why isn’t she working?! #90dayfiance
I’m getting my Nikki and Justin vibes from the celebrity hairdresser and Alea. #90dayfiance
Um…interesting hobby…
Uh…is Kyle doing these sperm donations in his London @Airbnb? #90dayfiance
Do you have any photos from the 1981-1983 school years. When I attended to do my #alevels, @loretocollege I took one roll of film but would love to see more photos.
Have these vandals been found yet?
Bartle and James Wine Coolers!
Bartle and James Wine Coolers! https://t.co/EGMXtDYlod
Johnna and Garrett on #LoveAfterLockUp. Is Johnna living in one of the apartments from #MarriedAtFirstSight?
Anyone else worried that Danielle will be left high and dry once Garrick marries the new #seekingsisterwife? She divorced Garrick but a few years ago but did they divide their assets?
This young woman is looking for parents not a #seekingsisterwife situation.
Schmutzie 🦉 @schmutzie
15K Followers 4K Following I design & build websites. Poet. They/them. I'm schmutzie in most places.
The Toy Insider @TheToyInsider
42K Followers 3K Following The Toy Insider™ is THE source for the hottest toys & gifts for kids. Follow for reviews, parenting tips, & toy company sponsored giveaways! #weknowplay
Katherine Stone @postpartumprog
12K Followers 2K Following Chief Marketing Officer. Mama. Redhead. Atlantan. Lights out and away we go.
Stitch Kingdom has BU.. @stitchkingdom
52K Followers 26K Following Practice safe Imagineering -- use projection. Get storyliving or get storydying. he/him. I didn’t pay for a blue check
Rene Syler @goodenufmother
20K Followers 19K Following Multimedia content producer/on cam talent. Former host CBS The Early show, Sweet Retreats & Exhale. All around badass.
Jen Lee Reeves (she/h.. @jenleereeves
11K Followers 8K Following President @justrightstrat, ED @designwithusorg, wrote @BornJustRight w/@_jordan_reeves. When Twitter dies, find me on the other platforms as @jenleereeves.
deb rogers @debontherocks
8K Followers 6K Following FLORIDA WOMAN available now at your fav bookstore! // repped by @hbrattesani // she/her, House of Waffle, Court of Petty, Deck of Tarot
Dave Xrp Lion (BACKUP.. @DaveXrpbackup
4K Followers 3K Following ISO20022 digital XRP & XLM PREPARE FOR THE STORM! THIS WILL BE THE BIGGEST
Elon Musk @musk_elon555
210 Followers 4K Following The Founder, CEO SpaceX, CEO architect of Tesla 🚘owner and CEO of X/ Twitter
susie weakly @susie_weakly
4K Followers 5K Following
A. Mando Schneides, T.. @AdamSchEsquire
3K Followers 5K Following Diaries of a 7 year attorney. Estates, Trusts, Probate/Litigation. Western PA Native now a San Diegan. "Happiness and moral duty are inseparably connected."
Simon Partridge @SimonPartridge
2K Followers 5K Following Writer/Researcher. Brit upper-class/boarding school survivor with Continuous-TSD in recovery. Trying to UNMAKE Stiff Upper Lip Culture.
Tattletale Times @TattletaleTimes
409 Followers 996 Following Your go-to source for hilarious satire news on the chaotic world of parenting. https://t.co/pFbpZ6Lfd1
A. Artem @archpaintings
7K Followers 7K Following UPenn 🏫 Books 📚 Writing ✍️ Fiction 📖 Artist. Management Professional. Married. Fighting with my own immune system.😅 Connecting here with the World ❤️
Ike @IkeTea904
154 Followers 929 Following Air Force Vet from #DuvalCounty🌴☀️…living in the DMV…#Seminoles #FSUtwitter, #Jaguars and #Magic fanatic.
Regina (aka once_hook.. @once_hook76
778 Followers 838 Following Mother, grandmother, Artist, Rescue Animals. Crochet. #Military #EMS #Family. #StrokeSurvivor #Music NO DM without permission. #22for22 #BuddyCheck
ovl7lil4aj @lcgmymco3
8 Followers 319 Following
R C👀k ◇ #Resist .. @rscook
24K Followers 24K Following #InformedElectorate 🌊 #EveryVoteMatters 🇺🇸 #ComplicitCorruptGOP 🐮 retweet = endorsement; opinions not your own; abandon all hope ye lost Magats 🧟♂️🧟♀️
Elon reeves musk's @mepdevelop
135 Followers 2K Following CEO - Spacex 🚀Tesla🚘, Twitter Founder - The Boring Company 🏛️ Co-founder Neutralink, openAlt🤖
60s 70s 80s Kids @70s80s90sKids
13K Followers 12K Following Reviving childhood memories for kids of the 60’s, 70’s, 80’s
Myahsjourney @myahsjourney
2K Followers 2K Following Our beautiful Myah and living life everyday with Hydrocephalus, Epilepsy, Tracheoesophageal fistula, peg Feeds, hearing and vison issues. Follow our journey
TXBIRDY @TXBIRDY1
140 Followers 184 Following Hater of all things Trump I'm not a liberal I just think tRump supporters are idiots and that the Republican party has gone insane.
ScanMyPhotos.com® �.. @ScanmyphotosC
940 Followers 5K Following https://t.co/83wT8qKdYo is your magical digital time machine -- transporting you back to rediscover your photos. USA TODAY: https://t.co/W8rlWXY7TO
Burgundy Babe @BurgundyBabe22
530 Followers 1K Following Country girl, nature lover. Love, love animals❣️🐾🌻
Rebekah, Caffeinated .. @RebekahWriter
24K Followers 9K Following I just want to read books, ride horses, pet dogs, and smash the patriarchy. Co-host of the More Perfect Union Podcast.
Betty White @BettyerWhite
8 Followers 506 Following Gathered on the site of girls from all US states 🙈 Ready for a 1 on 1 meeting See nude photos before a date! Watching this https://t.co/2G4FvWjeYi
EmilieStarkie @EStarkie81290
107 Followers 2K Following
Omar Saidy @omarsaidy208
156 Followers 3K Following Well I am just a living orphan with my little siblings. We lost our parents few years back and life is very rough with us at the moment.😭😭🙏🙏
Ibrahim Khalil @shakil830938
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samin @samin90
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JB @JBlaze937
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Lulu Mamas @MamasLulu37919
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Isaiah Henderson @RentAMover7
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Gino’s Sandals @Kimmnng
5K Followers 4K Following Reality TV Tweet-a-holic | Weary Politics Junkie | Military Vet | Carolina Girl in the DMV
🧸♠️🪬Petty P.. @MurphhDirt
663 Followers 3K Following Anticrybaby * #90dayfiance Posse * *#battlerap Fan * #realestate * #freespeech advocate * #freethinker #militaryVet *Misunderstood Instigator * #antifeminist
Warren Friton @WarrenFriton
2K Followers 3K Following US Army veteran, conservative. if you are a scantily clad woman looking for a sugar daddy then please look elsewhere
Paulie Bleeker @Jayredsox4713
3K Followers 4K Following @SouvineyMaureen❤️ #REDSOX #MelieinThe210 #BostonBelle4 #Dirtywater444 #Chestnuthell #Ellaknowsbest22 ⚾️#Cowboys🏈#RollTide🐘🐘
Sportsfan4life @KalaBarnes13
3K Followers 5K Following die hard Eagles fan. Grizzlies fan. UFC/MMA. WagerWire Fam Mama to the most beautiful daughter. happily married 💕
GameBlazers @PlayGameBlazers
2K Followers 2K Following Claim your free Fantasy Football player pack, and enter into over $3,000 of free weekly contests! 🏈 🔥
Steve Powers @powsmp
11K Followers 12K Following Father, Hockey parent, K-12 Education/Technology, #RushTheBand fan! #Buckeyes, #Browns, #Bluejackets. #KindnessMatters | #BeGrateful
Rosieblue @Rosieblueeye
28K Followers 27K Following love all animals #bekind Nuggets, Avalanche, Broncos, Rockies CU Buffs, Buckeyes
Matt @mattfromdublin
40K Followers 40K Following Proud dad to 3 great kids • #GoBucks • #DawgPound • #ForTheLand • #NFL • #PGA⛳️ • #LetEmKnow • #USNavy Vet⚓️ • @WagerWire • IFB all sports accounts 💯
⚾️ Just good ol�.. @fkaannabanana
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Tom Brunswick @tom_brunswick
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Not My Circus @MaybeIMAmazed30
5K Followers 5K Following I'm here for the fandom. I watch too much TV. If I see private parts, I will report. I BLOCK ANYONE WHO DMs ME🚫NO MAGA🚫#LoveAfterLockup
Keith Russell @KeithRu81428823
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Stephen @paimei81
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Carmela Hernadez @CarmelaHer_
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Liz Allman Seccuro�.. @LizSeccuro
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Mrs. P @teacherperales
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lberrelez32 @lberrelez32
8K Followers 8K Following Mom,Wife,ELA Teacher👩🏻🏫🍎21-22 TOY🍎🚫DMs💙🌊 #clearthelist #teachertwitter I love reading 📖 painting 🎨traveling 🗺️ $LBerrelez32 https://t.co/kSVqSPy6h5
Mrs Cruz @mrscruzzz
1K Followers 1K Following Fourth Grade Bilingual Reading Teacher🍎 Cashapp: $kencmk #clearthelist ⬇️
Sra. Rebekah C @Rebekah29D
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Olivia C 🇺🇦 @littlelivist
707 Followers 416 Following she/her/Barbz.🇺🇦 🇮🇹My page is all things Bravo/Housewives/Nicki🦄/My political opinion/🖕🏼TheGOP🖕🏼/#FriendOfBill EST 1/17/23🤝 #MedStudent👩🏼⚕️#BLM
Schmutzie 🦉 @schmutzie
15K Followers 4K Following I design & build websites. Poet. They/them. I'm schmutzie in most places.
The Toy Insider @TheToyInsider
42K Followers 3K Following The Toy Insider™ is THE source for the hottest toys & gifts for kids. Follow for reviews, parenting tips, & toy company sponsored giveaways! #weknowplay
Great Wolf Lodge @GreatWolfLodge
40K Followers 528 Following Come strengthen your pack with a family getaway to Great Wolf Lodge. Experience over 50 attractions under one roof #GWLPack
Katherine Stone @postpartumprog
12K Followers 2K Following Chief Marketing Officer. Mama. Redhead. Atlantan. Lights out and away we go.
Heather Barmore @HeatherBarmore
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Scott Monty @ScottMonty
102K Followers 11K Following Character, values, and integrity matter now more than ever. Find me elsewhere: https://t.co/JBcIoQzyqf
Stitch Kingdom has BU.. @stitchkingdom
52K Followers 26K Following Practice safe Imagineering -- use projection. Get storyliving or get storydying. he/him. I didn’t pay for a blue check
Clarissa Explains It .. @Clarissa_Laskey
16K Followers 8K Following Travel enabler who encourages life over work. Thoughtful “good morning” tweets, sports Phanatic + Influencer Marketing Manager. [email protected]
Emily McKhann @EmilyMcKhann
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Klondike @Klondikebar
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Smarties @Smarties
64K Followers 759 Following 🌈🌟🎉 75 YEARS YOUNG! 🎉 🌟🌈 family-owned, women-run, circa ‘49
Rene Syler @goodenufmother
20K Followers 19K Following Multimedia content producer/on cam talent. Former host CBS The Early show, Sweet Retreats & Exhale. All around badass.
Jen Lee Reeves (she/h.. @jenleereeves
11K Followers 8K Following President @justrightstrat, ED @designwithusorg, wrote @BornJustRight w/@_jordan_reeves. When Twitter dies, find me on the other platforms as @jenleereeves.
deb rogers @debontherocks
8K Followers 6K Following FLORIDA WOMAN available now at your fav bookstore! // repped by @hbrattesani // she/her, House of Waffle, Court of Petty, Deck of Tarot
A. Mando Schneides, T.. @AdamSchEsquire
3K Followers 5K Following Diaries of a 7 year attorney. Estates, Trusts, Probate/Litigation. Western PA Native now a San Diegan. "Happiness and moral duty are inseparably connected."
mrs. dobbins ☕️�.. @mrsdobbins_
8K Followers 379 Following Desiring to be Biblical. Wife, mama, homemaker, homeschool weirdo. Christ is King.
isra hirsi @israhirsi
182K Followers 457 Following angry black girl ☭ • barnard @columbia ‘25 • tweets are my own!!
Giggleswick School @giggschool
3K Followers 144 Following Independent co-educational day and boarding school for children aged 2 to 18, situated in the stunning rural location of the Yorkshire Dales.
Giggleswick School Sp.. @GiggSport
1K Followers 315 Following Independent co-educational boarding and day school for children aged 2 to 18, situated in the stunning rural location of the Yorkshire Dales.
Simon Partridge @SimonPartridge
2K Followers 5K Following Writer/Researcher. Brit upper-class/boarding school survivor with Continuous-TSD in recovery. Trying to UNMAKE Stiff Upper Lip Culture.
Charles Spencer @cspencer1508
134K Followers 630 Following My childhood memoir, A Very Private School, is out now. I also look after Althorp for this generation. FRHistS, & FSA. Rabbit Hole Detectives podcaster.
RHOCheshire @OfficialRHOCH
54K Followers 117 Following The official home of The #RHOCheshire! Follow for news & updates 24/7, 365 days a year. Tune in on Mondays at 9pm on @ITVBe✨
Disheveled Mom @wittysnuggles
5K Followers 6K Following Not my real name. 40s toddler mom. Unapologetically blunt relationship therapist. Featured on @MSNBC @CNN @FoxNews @SternShow @NYPost
HELLO! Canada @HelloCanada
59K Followers 200 Following Canada's weekly lifestyle magazine & #1 source for celebrity & entertainment news! https://t.co/qVP1dWe5rC Full issues available on @AppleNews +
Nicole Minet @mouvement33
29K Followers 12K Following ⧋ Secret societies aesthete. ⧊ Identity creator. Adoptee. Polysyllabic overachiever. #TeamDarkBrandon
Tom Morello @tmorello
943K Followers 121 Following Feed the poor. Fight the power. Rock the f*ck out. THE ATLAS UNDERGROUND FLOOD out now! https://t.co/MeKmkLO0d8
candlelight.concerts @cdl_concerts
29K Followers 5 Following 🎻 Bringing classical music to life with a modern twist 🕯️ Unforgettable concert experiences in stunning venues, lit by candlelight ✨ Fever Original Event
Historic Vids @historyinmemes
5.3M Followers 210 Following Daily history lessons. Education through memes!
Sam McAlister @SamMcAlister1
23K Followers 13K Following Speaker | @TEDx | 📚Scoops https://t.co/gHeuXuggQr | @Netflix 🍿Scoop | Visiting Senior Fellow @LSELaw | Booker Prince Andrew | 📧[email protected]
Fesshole 🧻 @fesshole
1.1M Followers 598 Following Confess your sins anonymously - will the internet absolve you? 👖 Sponsored by @hebtroco - buy their lovely trousers 🩳 Buy *NEW* book https://t.co/opfREXuSjI
WE tv @WEtv
177K Followers 925 Following Follow us on TikTok at WEtvofficial. Follow us on Instagram at: https://t.co/MBp76mcSkl
Loreto College Manche.. @loretocollege
3K Followers 65 Following Outstanding sixth form college (OFSTED 2023). Educating generations of Manchester students since 1851.
La Diablita 😈🎩 .. @Bebecitaaa69
2K Followers 1K Following 🎩😈 AHORA TODOS QUIEREN SER LATINOS, PERO LES FALTA SAZÓN 💃🏻
Rabbit Hole @Far_Side_Web
204 Followers 293 Following We eat, sleep and breathe propaganda. Rabbit holes are now the norm for truth.
Dull Mens Club @BestOfDullMen
2K Followers 1K Following Bringing you the best of dull men and women from around the world.
“SmartLess” @SmartLess
72K Followers 315 Following The #1 Comedy podcast in the world, hosted by Sean Hayes (@SeanHayes), Jason Bateman (@batemanjason) & Will Arnett (@Arnettwill). Follow us @SmartLessMedia!
Kenneth Fling @Kenny_Fling
141 Followers 96 Following NIMH IRTA: Neuroscience and Novel Therapeutics Unit | Howard University BS | Incoming Clinical Psych PhD Student at UMD
Nina @ShakeLS
6K Followers 514 Following Sister, Aunt, Woman Part time Author, Amateour Royal expert, Harry and Meghan corner
HPU Men's Basketball @HPUMBB
9K Followers 261 Following Official X Account of High Point Men's Basketball: 2024-2016-2015-2014-2013 Big South Regular Season Champions
Statler @StatlerMatic
987 Followers 115 Following #Doge #ETH #BTC #Blockchain #SOL #Matic #Web3 #StarAtlas #ADA
Myahsjourney @myahsjourney
2K Followers 2K Following Our beautiful Myah and living life everyday with Hydrocephalus, Epilepsy, Tracheoesophageal fistula, peg Feeds, hearing and vison issues. Follow our journey
John Yates @JohnYates327
30K Followers 182 Following I’m still Johnnie from the block. Follow my IG/backup @johnyatesofficial #RHONJ #90DayFiance #SeekingSisterWife #RHOBH #RHOA #RHOC #FFRK #DWTS #SisterWives
TXBIRDY @TXBIRDY1
140 Followers 184 Following Hater of all things Trump I'm not a liberal I just think tRump supporters are idiots and that the Republican party has gone insane.
The Arc Montgomery Co.. @TheArcMC
2K Followers 498 Following Supporting children, adults & families affected by intellectual & developmental disabilities by providing child care, work training, & community living options.
Frederick County Sher.. @FredCoSheriff
11K Followers 450 Following Integrity Driven • Community Built The Frederick County Sheriff's Office is a full service law enforcement agency in Maryland. Follow us on Facebook.
Jessica Chastain @jes_chastain
1.0M Followers 627 Following You are fully & unconditionally loved ❤️
Catherine Herridge @C__Herridge
539K Followers 32 Following Emmy winning + Emmy nominated Veteran Investigative Correspondent. Covering national security + intel. Follow me for more news, less noise #factsmatter
Fani T. Willis @FaniforDA
121K Followers 347 Following
NYC Strong @_happilyMarreed
1K Followers 1K Following Honest, proud member of a beautiful family ❤️including lawyers & PD.coast to coast & a love/hate relationship with ALL REALITY SHOWS
T-Pain @TPAIN
1.4M Followers 2K Following Stream Bluez Brothaz 😎 Contact: [email protected] Gaming inquiries: [email protected] https://t.co/BtIVTxVzN3
Insane Ambition @InsaneAmbition_
12 Followers 10 Following A business & tech show breaking down lessons and playbooks from the world’s most ambitious founders, investors, researchers and change-makers.
Orange Podcast Networ.. @OrangePodcasts
329 Followers 464 Following Coming Soon: Orange Podcast Network
SouthgateMediaGroup @SMGPods
4K Followers 4K Following Podcasts, blogs, and all things pop culture and more!
DJ A Adams @DJ_AAdams
2K Followers 5K Following Dj, Podcast Host, Lovable Jackass. D.C. Comics Fan to the end. I get mistaken for Bruce Wayne & Batman. I’m on Northwest Night Cap & 90day fiancé WTF moments
A Dad Influence @gbergan
7K Followers 2K Following Most of my followers are bots. You're probably not even real. My posts in this link ⬇️
Rebekah, Caffeinated .. @RebekahWriter
24K Followers 9K Following I just want to read books, ride horses, pet dogs, and smash the patriarchy. Co-host of the More Perfect Union Podcast.
Elmo @elmo
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Chip Franklin.com @chipfranklin
325K Followers 65K Following National Edward R Murrow Award Writing • Filmmaker • Comedian • “Franklin brings irony to a medium that rarely trusts its audience to get the joke”-WashPost
60s 70s 80s Kids @70s80s90sKids
13K Followers 12K Following Reviving childhood memories for kids of the 60’s, 70’s, 80’s
More law schools should offer an evening program. That’s how I attended. I worked full-time during the day (at the law firm I now own) and attended in the evening. The evening program brought life/work experience to the classroom. It was an amazing experience. My oldest…
I've just turned 50, and the only this week found out that the word is TENURE, and not 'TEN YEAR'. Been at company for nearly ten years and asked the boss "I'll get my ten year soon." He told everyone. I'm now a laughing stock.
BF, martinis, good pizza, excellent Saturday.
Got a puppy, thought it would be funny to call him Nigel, but now when I'm out on a walk shouting "Nigel" in the woods whilst he's charging through the undergrowth, it's lost its appeal. Pople look at me like I'm crazy, or think I've lost my husband in the woods.
🚨 Chelsea Handler has reportedly signed on to join The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills for Season 14, as the first of two newbies 💎
"I was raised in the Puerto Rican-Greek-Irish-Catholic-Jewish-Italian-Polish-Persian-Black community of Delaware. Not a joke, man! For real — my word as a Biden. Ask Uncle Bosie."
My son, the police officer was just shot. Please pray for my baby
Left a relationship on April 1st. The person I left thought it was a prank. So had to dump them again on April 2nd. They thought it was a continuation of the prank. They finally accepted the relationship was over on April 3rd.
Tonight is the White House Correspondents Dinner. I went to 10 or 11 of them. But there's only one I REALLY remember: 2011. That was the year Donald Trump sat at the table next to me.
Ouch. Lady, sleeveless dresses are NOT your friend. Cover them' wrinkly arms! Get some gloves, too! Kristy "Old Lady Arms" Noem. @KristiNoem (Yes, she deserves it for killing Crickett.)
So yesterday I went swimming at my gym did 40 lengths got out the pool had a shower then got into the jacuzzi when I had a cardiac arrest and drowned luckily for me the lady in there grabbed me alerted life guards who got me out shocked me back to life with a defib and cpr ❤️
Honored to have met a true hero & national treasure this morning. Dr. Fauci embodies what public service is supposed to mean — & I’m so deeply grateful for all he has done to keep us safe & healthy.
Mate keeps tagging me to vote for his kid in a cutest baby competition. His baby is pretty ugly, so I vote for a cuter rival kid. Not ashamed
I found a pistol and three magazines full of bullets stashed behind a bush in the park a while ago. It was probably a sale drop off. Never reported it or handed them in. I still have them, in my safe at home. Keeping them in case there's a zombie apocalypse or something soon.
Wife, on a break from taking the pill, got really horny & begged me to find a condom. I ran into my teenage son's room and took one of his from his sock drawer. If she knew it was our son's she'd have probably called it off. And would want to know how I knew they're there.
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