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My three year old just asked me to come in his bed and snuggle him but, “lay way over there and don’t touch me.” And that’s exactly how I like my husband to “snuggle” me. 😏

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3 years ago

Death, taxes, and my kid spiking a fever before a Holiday weekend.

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3 years ago

My 2 Year Old: “Mommy, come over here, I have an opportunity for you.” Me: “Where did you learn that world?” 2 Year Old: “In high school.” Oh, okay.

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3 years ago

I will forever be the mom dragging my kids into Walmart at 7AM on the Friday of Teacher Appreciation Week to get gifts.

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3 years ago

Dads poop with the door locked. Moms poop with the door open.

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3 years ago

With our first child: Let’s make it at least 2.5 years without letting him have screen time. Second child, at three months old: Hey, prop her DockaTot up so she can see the TV. I think she likes it.

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3 years ago

What’s more anxiety ridden? The two minutes after peeing on a stick of the 15 minutes after getting a Q Tip stuck up your nose?

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3 years ago

Death, taxes, and my three year old shitting his pants while we’re sledding. #momlife

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3 years ago

There is a direct correlation between how many times I have to reheat my coffee and how much of a shitshow my morning has been #momlife

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4 years ago

#IYKYK

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4 years ago

2 stints in timeout before 8AM. A personal best for my baby terrorist.

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4 years ago

I let my son pick out an M&M and he chose brown and now I’m worried I’m raising a serial killer.

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4 years ago

Things to not say to your 7 month pregnant wife with 36DD boobs: “wow babe, your belly is getting so big you almost look flat chested.”

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COVID has caused unimaginable pain and hardship for people around the world. But the real tragedy is that my husband has been working from home, in the kitchen, for my entire third trimester. How am I supposed to sneak my 2 midday ice cream sandwiches in?