Matt vs. the relentlessness of entropy @mcs_phd
Patent law, chemistry, amateur astrophotography | DC | homosexual 🏳️🌈 | views are my own Washington, DC Joined December 2008-
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Not a joke.
What’s the deal with Oklahoma?
Doing my homework (opening up my social media from last night)
not trying to start briscourse but this is a wiiiild level of variance
Woke up insanely irritated that I didn’t get the number of the hot New York boy who was talking to me at LGP last night.
Can you call the philosophy department and tell them I’ve been arrested?
Biden’s interview with Howard Stern is going to make Sulzberger so mad lmao
Joe Biden just did an interview where he talked about going on spring break in the Bahamas in college and stealing another guy’s girl at the beach lol
Beautiful
Starting a new TikTok account to see how long it takes for the algorithm to understand me
Fools me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on glue
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Not a joke.
President Biden: The 2024 election is in full swing and yes, age is an issue. I'm a grown man running against a six-year-old
Ugly fat slob
Reasons why the Copenhagen interpretation is incoherent: 1) In the very early universe, it implies a classical supernatural observer prepared the initial state of the quantum universe. You're done.
a terrible ride on the subway just kinda instantly zaps the life outta ya, huh
And we don’t shoot our dogs
Ready for the weekend 💙 🐾
Pretty sure Abby Phillip is absolutely toasted during this interview on CNN following the #WHCD 😂
Jost: "It's the end of an era. Rupert Murdoch stepped down at Fox News. Which is strange – I didn't think there WAS a step down from Fox News."
Not a Trump Rally!
@mcs_phd Not in the same way as Kristi Noem, fortunately.
Biden's speech turned serious relatively quickly, with more direct criticism of Trump. Clearly the White House decided this was the message they wanted out of this event...
OH MAN! Colin Jost just annihilated Matt Gaetz at the White House Correspondents dinner “We are all here tonight at nerd prom. While Matt Gaetz is at regular prom!” SHEESH!😂
Biden: ‘I’m a grown man… running against a six year old’