matt stott @mattski007
Accounts maestro by day, Rhythm Guitar/Bass Botherer & Creative Director @simplywedband at night. Tea obsessive. My views only, innit... simplywedband.com The Shire Joined March 2009-
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The fact our Government simultaneously wants more and less immigration, and the incoherence it signals, and the effects of that incoherence on our propensity to make long term decisions is absolutely why we are in this mess.
The fact our Government simultaneously wants more and less immigration, and the incoherence it signals, and the effects of that incoherence on our propensity to make long term decisions is absolutely why we are in this mess.
You know you’re tired when you give the school bus a round of applause rather than waving it off 🤦♂️
What was his defence, nominative determinism?!
"It's your kids, Marty. Something has got to be done about your kids"
I keep seeing people claim the Privileges Committee organised some sort of stitch-up. So let's remind everyone of what happened, and how it all works. First: the committee 1. It has 7 members 2. The members are chosen by MPs 3. Only 2 are Labour. 4 are Tories
Times when I remember my wife’s first language isn’t English #3624 - when she shouts out “Hanna, stop doing it doggy style” from the poolside during swimming lessons 😳
John Tyler became President today in 1841 His grandson, Harrison Ruffin Tyler, is still alive, age 94.
Here's a little look at German cost of living vs British cost of living, which goes a long way to explain why British people are suffering- despite the UK being ome of the richest countries in the world /1
THREAD 🧵 You might have missed this; because it hasn’t been scrutinised properly by the media🚨 In December, Rishi Sunak announced on social media that he was creating an ‘NHS recovery taskforce’. He and Health Secretary Steve Barclay held a launch meeting, but when…
The usual ridiculous Friday scramble for gig tickets. @TicketmasterUK @seetickets @gigsandtours all crashed or queuing - see point 2 on this article. If @dicefm can sort this (and sort it so well) why can’t you?? bbc.co.uk/news/entertain…
Gutted I can’t go to #3x No.1 Sunday Times bestseller @jamessmithPT_ sold out show at the Apollo any more. My 2 tickets on sale for face value via @Twickets, get involved. I’ll have to content myself with this bad boy instead
The Tory leadership election is offering the party faithful an image of a land about to flow with milk and honey, so good are the prospects arising from the so far unspecified benefits of Brexit. The reality is about as far from that is it can be. A thread...
Nadine Dorries has arrived at No10 with a fishing rod & a bag of chicken saying she is a friend of Boris Johnson
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If Sir Jim Ratcliffe thought Old Trafford was a scruffy disgrace just wait until he watches the football team.
How do snooker players manage to sit by themselves for so long without going on their phone?
Absolutely massive ‘Bank Robber Derby’ in Scots League 2 today
Its why its hard for myself to watch the sport this Century. Everything after this seems marketed. This was a fight for real
Marvelous Marvin Hagler vs. Thomas “Hitman” Hearns, Round 1. If you’ve seen it, I don’t need to say more. If you haven’t, the next three minutes may change your goddamn life.
Everyone will have rewatched this a million times over by now (and rightly so) but wow - what a wonderful, wonderful football club. Jurgen. Liverpool FC. You have our hearts ❤️
An emotional way to start your Christmas 🥹 Here’s Dáire’s story… and a special day he’ll never forget ❤️
Looks like he's been photographed mid-Riverdance
Tour starts tomorrow with Dave Hause & The Mermaid. This is gonna be fun, Peacemakers! Don't miss out! Thursday - Lodge Room Highland Park - Los Angeles - bit.ly/RCPM_LodgeRoom… Friday - Belly Up - Solana Beach (LOW TICKETS)- tinyurl.com/2p9cspv4
Hello 50+ new all male followers. This is not a sexy account. There's nothing here for you. You were misled. Free yourselves and go be horny elsewhere, with my blessing.
Look how well she deals with it and comes across in the face of this
Fiona Phillips discusses her Alzheimer's diagnosis "I've been trying not to think about it really, I'm just carrying on"
Hope we get a four-minute Ray Cooper bongo wank-off
Say what you like about Nadine Dorries, but she certainly put the 'MP' in 'incompetence'.
7 months since I applied to the @DVLAgovuk to renew my licence since cancer treatment, 7 months? Can't drive, can't speak to DVLA and my Oncologist preemptively sent them all the information they need months ago. Passed on to their doctors in early October and still nothing...
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Doctors are furious. A record breaking turn out of 77.49% and a 98% yes mandate smashing the anti-trade union legislation that demands POSTAL votes for a significant size of the workforce who rotates on an at least an annual basis is undeniable.
I love the drone-cam shots on downhill skiing - still doesn't capture the entire speed sensation but as close as you can get.
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