matt @mattbwhitlock12
san francisco’s newest secret | once called somewhat attractive instagram.com/mattbwhitlock/ San Francisco, CA Joined December 2016-
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You wouldn’t last an hour in the coconut tree I fell out of
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As a business woman I simply don’t have time to look at my keyboard every 30 seconds for a bad pun. Sorry.
Someone said I sounded like Ryan Reynolds at work today and I’ll never be the same.
I can’t believe that twink killed Tracey Turnblad’s father.
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Dune is like balenciaga Star Wars
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Nature is awesome x.com/i/status/17620…
AI is going to take my job? Enjoy being a slave to capitalism you silly little computer.
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Pathological liar. Former drag queen. Far-right reactionary. Devoted husband. Disgraced politician. Diva. Scoundrel. He should be in jail. His face should be printed on our money.
25 years and my life really is still just trying to get up that one big hill…
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this is how it feels to drink a diet coke
I am going to buy so much tastefully designed workwear
BREAKING: 🇯🇵 Japan's yen falls past 157.5 per US Dollar, the weakest in 34 years.
You wouldn’t last an hour in the coconut tree I fell out of
just realized that i’ve been sharing my contact card with people i meet, coworkers, managers etc. and this is what i have it saved as:
my first work conference in anaheim california
I really enjoy this fitness influencer's free ab workout videos on youtube. I have noticed orbs of light in his home and believe he is being haunted
(IT support is currently working on fixing the problem. Thanks for your patience.)
The muscles of a fully grown male tiger.
The most gorgeous creature! What would you call this breed of cat?
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Just an orange cat being an orange cat, nothing else...
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