realMartinTagg @martintagg
Martin Tagg is the most creative young African that Michelle and I have had the privilege of meeting. - Barack Obama Johannesburg Joined March 2011-
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I’ve never seen an apple farm. Probably because an apple can’t drive a tractor or milk a cow.
I’ve never seen an apple farm. Probably because an apple can’t drive a tractor or milk a cow.
Is this two for the price of one, or three for the price of two? I thought the former. @CheckersSA just say three for the price of two. It’s less devious.
Left, right, left, right, left, right, left. It’s March
This time last year, it was already March. Get a move on, 2024.
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*takes bite of Pringle* yes *nods at date then waiter* we'll have the tube
Do you remember… the opening line to Marillion’s biggest single.
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Bit late to give advice.
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When’s Christmas?
It’s like walking into a room with a dog shit in your hand and proclaiming “Look at what I almost stepped on”
It’s like walking into a room with a dog shit in your hand and proclaiming “Look at what I almost stepped on”
Eat less.
Great maths!
French cricket #Paris2024
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I just bought the dog a Xmas stocking thing from Pets at Home… £10! That’s £70 in dog money.
Next week, Khulubuse to speak on healthy eating.
Next week, Khulubuse to speak on healthy eating.
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[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy [friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
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Happy Friday to all of you! 🤗🍺 From beautiful South Africa 🙌🏻🇿🇦
I love how this coaching group carry themselves, more than a game ❤️👏🏽🏉
it was never even about rugby in the first place ❤️
South Africa have now hit the MOST sixes in a World Cup EVER - 78 and counting! 🇿🇦 💥 It's only their seventh game...👀 ⚡
We are bringing it back home. #GoBokke 🇿🇦
@mimiscataIog Why they look odly familiar?😭
Speaking specifically to other Jewish communal leaders right now: The eyes of history are watching us. We cannot allow the desire for revenge to cloud our moral judgment. We must oppose genocide, full stop. We may not agree on anything else. Let's agree on this.
Fantastic news from @sarstax today "who carried out a massive inter-governmental search and seizure operation across five provinces to break the back of a sophisticated criminal syndicate of alleged coal-smugglers, who played a major role in exacerbating the energy crisis and…
@martintagg @clivesimpkins Absolutely. Hello, Martin. ☺️
@martintagg @CollinsMandy The leaves and grasses must be celebrating too. And the hadedas will be able to dig into the earth again. I've been supplementing the resident trio's diet throughout winter and even now, with catfood pellets. Will taper when the earth softens. And of course, cue mozzies now. 😂
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Let's play the laundry game of is it cold or is it wet? 🤔
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