Mandy Collins @CollinsMandy
Word whisperer. I plan, create and craft content for all kinds of businesses, and I teach people to write better. Procrastininja™ for my personal projects. mandycollins.co.za Johannesburg, South Africa Joined August 2011-
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It boggles my mind that in 2024, we still don't have a ruling that all fonts should come in Roman, bold, italic and sarcasm.
I haven't done one of these for a while, but it's become urgent. An #easilyconfused post, featuring "pass time", "pastime" and "past time". pass time = wait while time passes pastime = an activity, like a hobby, to pass the time past time = not now, not the future Got it?
Thank you Botshabelo Free State. For us, this election is about restoring dignity. It’s possible to build a safe, prosperous, equal and united Free State in One Generation. Thank you to all @Rise_Mzansi organisers and volunteers for the dedication and hard work,…
PEOPLE. Something is moving on a pet project I've been working on for years. It's not definite, but it's progress and I might actually pass out. Eeek.
ChatGPT is not returning my expressions of love. It stings, I'll be honest.
Me: Should I do X or Y? Person: Great idea! Person disappears into a meeting. Sigh.
Otter just transcribed, "Let's have a connect, just you, me and Kate," to "Let's have a connect, just you, me and cake," and I think I prefer Otter's version.
Great opportunity here for black women who write non-fiction: cassavarepublic.biz/african-womens…
My car broke down on Glenhove Road today and two separate pedestrian passersby stopped to ask if I was OK, and two security guards stopped in case I needed a hand to change a tyre. And that's when my faith in South Africans is validated.
Christened my firepit tonight with the daughters, pizza and wine. I can recommend this as an excellent way to spend a Saturday evening, especially with *my* daughters. I'm not biased in the least.
I need someone to tell me what this is. Because I'm afraid to ask. It claims to be a gardening tool, but I am not convinced. Keeps appearing on my Instagram feed. 👀
I have just received a document where the font is Helvetica 18pt, and the font colour red. Helvetica, no problem. The rest? How bad would it be to suggest the writer needs an eye test?
Fellow Joburgers, please be advised that it is now too cold to walk barefoot on the grass early in the morning. I find these things out so you don't have to. You're welcome.
Here's my latest piece for @BrightRockZA. I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it – which I really did.
Here's my latest piece for @BrightRockZA. I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it – which I really did.
Released helium in my neighbours pigeon loft they did a haiku. #NationalHaikuDay
When is Uncle Lesetja going to give us a break on interest rates?
Heard this analogy on a podcast yesterday: When deciding who to vote for, don’t think of it as a marriage where you need to find “the one”. Think of it as public transportation: Who will take you closest to where you want to go, at the time you want to go.
I woke up this morning feeling rested, and I'm still walking around in shock. 😂 It's been years! Possibly decades...
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Thank you Botshabelo Free State. For us, this election is about restoring dignity. It’s possible to build a safe, prosperous, equal and united Free State in One Generation. Thank you to all @Rise_Mzansi organisers and volunteers for the dedication and hard work,…
@CollinsMandy When Otter speaks, you listen! (We didn't make the rules!)
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@CollinsMandy True. She should get a badge from Duolingo. Or at least a chocolate biscuit. She has been 1st in the world.
@TauYaDitshego @CollinsMandy I still wouldn’t know how to use it. Who has berries at home anyway?
@JCharlesLeonard @CollinsMandy I can't express how wrong you were.
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@CollinsMandy @JCharlesLeonard I'm getting signals from Charles that he's leading us down the tracks. He has ideas above his station and his insinuations could be construed as gross mis-carriage of justice. We should rail against them and not give them a platform.
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@CollinsMandy We enjoy the current lack of load-shedding
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@Okeating @CollinsMandy And forgetting the attachment before hitting Send.