marls @marleyperl3
she/her • big advocate of pork roll, egg, and cheese Joined June 2012-
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“tomorrow i'm going to wake up early and workout”
me after BEGGING my friends to take my pictures
Oh no, I finished all of my little word games for the day and now I have to feel my feelings
Bitches be posting “nobody cares about your Spotify wrapped” and then post a pic of their baby ???
if you are in the top 1% of Taylor Swift listeners this year please go to therapy
This would be the world rn if Taylor Swift was Plankton
me when i hit the pen and go nonverbal
Girls need boyfriends because they show them movies. Otherwise they’d never watch any
Last night a Wisconsin bar ran a promo that patrons drink free if the Jets lose. After Rodgers got hurt, everyone ran up their tab. A news channel was live when the Jets won in OT and everyone realized they had to pay.
🚨I AM AT THE AIRPORT AND THERE IS A GIANT RABBIT IN A STROLLER I REPEAT A GIANT RABBIT IN A STROLLER🚨
still can’t get over meeting @findingfletcher at my job over the weekend. straight up cured my hangover that day 🥹🥹🥹
y'all today
pls don't tap the glass the fajitas get scared
if i don’t find out a secret every week or so my battery starts draining
fuck wine tasting is soup tasting a thing??? trying loads of soups with fresh bread??? please??? anyone else???
hey do you care if i invite my friend who gets kicked out of every place he goes? i think he’s gonna be chill tonight
i can’t hang out tonight i have to lay in bed and feel weird
found out my mom has been going on walks in her neighborhood after dark because she is “just so full of rage that anyone who would try to attack her would be needing an ambulance”
b @bobbysbazaar
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Olivia Schueller @OliviaSchueller
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✨Isaiah Phillip✨ @IsaiahJPhillip
705 Followers 461 Following Assistant Director of Player Development and Operations @FSUFootball :: UF Alum || My Opinion are my Own
G @GianniNJD
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Daniella @daniellalynn25
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Michael Shokoff @michaelshokoff
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Ryan（❤️ Memecoi.. @Khalid22835936
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TheeDreadGod @TheeDreadGod
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Demitri Fernandez @DemitriF_
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rawell x rania♥️ @twinssaidii
57 Followers 424 Following La vie est tellement simple, c’est nous qui la rendons si compliqué 😏
Esch @Christian_Esch
336 Followers 253 Following
chance @chanceposts
2K Followers 1K Following he/him • I like my puns intended • breakfast food enjoyer • frequent silly goose • #BLM #FreePalestine 🇵🇸
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Broski 1 @AdamDiBenedett2
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311 Followers 358 Following
T-Train™ @Tyler_Santiago
603 Followers 560 Following Rutgers 20' 🇵🇹 🇭🇺 🌃 Business owner ✍🏻 @santiagosports_ TO THE FUCKING MOON 📈
William J. Vazquez @WilliamJVazquez
390 Followers 1K Following
Alex 🤙 @GamecockSheriff
1K Followers 983 Following The Sheriff of Gamecock Twitter || Born Cocky || #RepBX and #NJDevils. USC alum
GEMILIAR ♊️💗 @_juslikethat_
995 Followers 1K Following this is a joke “i remember you was conflicted” UofSc alum 🫶🏾
😇😇 @peyton_laine
427 Followers 346 Following
Kevinsmith @Kevinsmith19950
44 Followers 400 Following im a chilled layed back dude all i ask is dont cross me or get on my bad side or it will be hell
Franklin Gabreal @FranklinGabreal
3 Followers 84 Following
dj @b_ggio
225 Followers 415 Following
Mirandanicole @Miranda062018
105 Followers 2K Following Loving my life ❤️💕 instagram Miranda_n icole1999 Snapchat M1randa18 👻. Beginning Youtuber📹
abby @abbbeau1
83 Followers 137 Following back up account for @abbbeau in case i ever lock myself out again hehe
Chris Rice @chrisss_riceee
44 Followers 123 Following life is good. well, most of the time 🤙🏻🤙🏻 SHU ‘21
@MmmMmmm39154648 @mmmmmmm39154648
2 Followers 23 Following
b @bobbysbazaar
211 Followers 289 Following she’s got a point she’s an icon she’s a legend and she is the moment now come on now
Governor Phil Murphy @GovMurphy
465K Followers 286 Following 56th Governor of the Garden State and husband to @FirstLadyNJ. Rebuilding the American Dream in New Jersey. Text me: (732) 605-5455
✨Isaiah Phillip✨ @IsaiahJPhillip
705 Followers 461 Following Assistant Director of Player Development and Operations @FSUFootball :: UF Alum || My Opinion are my Own
G @GianniNJD
6K Followers 985 Following
Michael Shokoff @michaelshokoff
374 Followers 390 Following
TheeDreadGod @TheeDreadGod
34K Followers 10K Following Creator of “TOURNAMENT OF KNIGHTMARES” ⚔️ & The Upcoming Graphic Novel “LOCS & FABLES”🧞♂️
Esch @Christian_Esch
336 Followers 253 Following
Demitri Fernandez @DemitriF_
56 Followers 143 Following
President Biden @POTUS
34.8M Followers 5 Following 46th President of the United States, husband to @FLOTUS, proud dad & pop. Tweets may be archived: https://t.co/HDhBZBkKpU Text me: (302) 404-0880
ashton kutcher @aplusk
16.4M Followers 804 Following I build things, stories, companies, collaborations of thoughts, dreams, & believe in a future where we all have a right to pursue happiness. +1 (319) 519-0576
Joe Biden @JoeBiden
38.0M Followers 46 Following Husband to @DrBiden, proud father and grandfather. Ready to finish the job for all Americans. Official account is @POTUS.
Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris
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Sarah Eschert @saraheschertt
660 Followers 514 Following There are too many things in life to smile about
out of context parks .. @nocontextpawnee
350K Followers 56 Following the sun is rising over a sea of love and waffles and possibility | @iilithsternin
out of context that '.. @that70scontext
122K Followers 19 Following some people bake pies, we bake ourselves (all rights to that '70s show, carsey-werner company and fox)
chance @chanceposts
2K Followers 1K Following he/him • I like my puns intended • breakfast food enjoyer • frequent silly goose • #BLM #FreePalestine 🇵🇸
Tropicana AC @TropicanaAC
42K Followers 397 Following 🎰 24/7 gaming • 🛏 luxe hotel rooms • 🌴 the quarter • 🍽 big food energy • 🛍 shopping • 🎉 good party vibes • 🎥 @imax theatre • @caesarssports sportsbook
SheRatesDogs @SheRatesDogs
637K Followers 20 Following the dogs are your exes/someone’s exes - submit to DMs! ~sometimes funny sometimes heinous~ @michaelaokla
Dani @danielle_817
354 Followers 524 Following
… @knowntobelewd
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Casey Santiago @CaseyCsantiago
311 Followers 358 Following
T-Train™ @Tyler_Santiago
603 Followers 560 Following Rutgers 20' 🇵🇹 🇭🇺 🌃 Business owner ✍🏻 @santiagosports_ TO THE FUCKING MOON 📈
Alex 🤙 @GamecockSheriff
1K Followers 983 Following The Sheriff of Gamecock Twitter || Born Cocky || #RepBX and #NJDevils. USC alum
😇😇 @peyton_laine
427 Followers 346 Following
codyko @codyko
1.9M Followers 565 Following @tinymeatgang - [email protected] - https://t.co/GOMnFfhczm
this is literally the gayest possible thing you could do in this situation
Man climbs up railing to avoid using WOKE stairs
I am a stop and take a picture of the sunset mf
“let me ask my boyfriend” “my boyfriend said I can't”
justin bieber when they tell him everyone is waiting on him to perform at the superbowl with usher
“I DIDN’T GET INTO A FAKE RELATIONSHIP JUST TO LOSE IN THE FUCKING SUPER BOWL!” -Travis Kelce probably
Duolingo gets a BBL from Dr. Miami in new TikTok.
Clemson facility record I love it
51.33 😮💨😮💨 Clemson facility record ✅ ✌️ NCAA ranking Third in Gamecock history 7th fastest 400m 🌎 #onecockymind #cockyandconfident
this is literally me if u even care
me: watches a show called Unsolved Mysteries narrator: the case was never solved me:
me and my girl if we were mini horses wearing matching pjs
So I gave myself the ultimatum that I can only drink hard liquor on vacations and holidays … all day I been wanting a margarita cause it’s nice out … why I randomly look at my calendar and found out its Groundhog Day 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭🤣🤣well well welllllll
Asking for your money back
PUNXSUTAWNEY PHIL LFG YOU BEAUTIFUL SON OF A BITCH
Punxsutawney Phil did not see his shadow today, which means he’s now predicting an early spring.
Im way skinnier than him
Fritz is 982 pounds today! 👏🎉
ELMO'S WORLD: BIRDS (2001) Written by Molly Boylan
Me at 1 day pregnant: oh the baby is craving a margarita
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