OSINT/Cyber Bird 🦆🦉🐥🎃👻🕸 @malwareowl
#Scouse #cyberpsychology #threatintel #socialengineer #birdmom #infosec #APT #OSINT #StarWars #zebrafinches - tweets are my own views, retweets ≠ endorsement! Somewhere Joined June 2013-
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🌙 In Maori, Kākāpō translates to "Night Parrot". They're also known as the "Owl Parrot" or "Moss Chicken". They are charming, goofy, and are just trying to do their best to survive with help from conservation efforts. Shop: buff.ly/4dqOHei
DUTY SGT: 📞 hello SOLICITOR: I’ve had Liam on, he’s seen the ‘wanted’ campaign DUTY SGT: yes SOLICITOR: he says you deliberately used the mugshot of him where he looks terrible DUTY SGT: we did do that yes SOLICITOR: he’s on his way to the nick if you promise to take it off
Beep enjoying some tasty seed treats 🐥💕
SOLICITOR: you’ll be further arrested for abstracting electricity LIAM: YOU FUCKIN’ WHAT SOLICITOR: the police noticed your handiwork on Nan’s meter LIAM: DO THEY WANT NAN TO DIE OF COLD? ELECTRICITY IS A BASIC ‘UMAN RIGHT. AM NOT HAVIN THAT ITS A CRIME, THATS A FUCKIN’ JOKE
Meanwhile, Beep
Peep and Beep have been very busy today, so now they’re taking naps 🐥💤🐥
The best type of government governs less, but serves more. But sadly, we have governments that govern more and serve less.
Hey @TimmehWimmy does this sound familiar? 🤣🙈🤷🏼♀️
Hey @TimmehWimmy does this sound familiar? 🤣🙈🤷🏼♀️
So many people are struggling right now. In particular, with health and finance. I cannot remember a time where society is as broken & lacking in hope, contentment, wellbeing and confidence as this era. It’s horrendous. And I blame the government for a lot of this. Shame on them.
スゥーっとなるぼくです
🦊: Sleepy cozy boys on their raft ~
I PHOTOGRAPHED THE CHUNKIEST ROBIN TODAY LOOK AT THIS ABSOLUTE BORB
If it is astounding to you that 4,300 billionaires have $12tn and still half of the planet are living without clean water and electricity. I suggest you wake up and understand that extreme poverty is due to extreme wealth.
長老ぽぽーと若造ぽぺん 狭いなあという顔はしても、つついて追い出したりしないのが偉い若造
My shopping routine: 1. Arrive at till with pile of loose items and realise I’ve forgotten my bag 2. Refuse 40p carrier bag 3. Waddle to car with food stacked and balanced up my torso and held in place under my chin 4. Remember my keys are in my pocket 5. Very carefully free…
Get in loser, we're going scremming 🚗
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SOLICITOR: Liam LIAM: YOU LOOK DISAPPOINTED IN ME. I CANT TAKE IT. WHAT SOLICITOR: why do you always follow the same route and abandon stolen cars in the same place? It’s embarrassing. LIAM: YOU TRY DRIVING OFF YA NUT WITH A HELI CHASIN U DOWN ITS FUCKIN’ HARD ALRIGHT
DUTY SGT: 📞 hello SOLICITOR: I’ve had Liam on, he’s seen the ‘wanted’ campaign DUTY SGT: yes SOLICITOR: he says you deliberately used the mugshot of him where he looks terrible DUTY SGT: we did do that yes SOLICITOR: he’s on his way to the nick if you promise to take it off
Primrose’s one brain cell rattling around in her head
@FoxKnightLord Certainly not me! And I had quite the mess to clean from him this week 😂
@avian_aves Beep making a big ol' mess too XD But who could stay mad at that cute face??
Beep enjoying some tasty seed treats 🐥💕
@CrimeGirI I’m with Liam. Nan deserves to be warm.
@CrimeGirI I'm kinda with Liam on this, even if his methods are... er.... not quite right
SOLICITOR: you’ll be further arrested for abstracting electricity LIAM: YOU FUCKIN’ WHAT SOLICITOR: the police noticed your handiwork on Nan’s meter LIAM: DO THEY WANT NAN TO DIE OF COLD? ELECTRICITY IS A BASIC ‘UMAN RIGHT. AM NOT HAVIN THAT ITS A CRIME, THATS A FUCKIN’ JOKE
@malwareowl @avian_aves is a good go-to for the beepers! If these do well, I’ll make finches, canaries, cockatoos, lorikeets, pigeons, and hopefully even corvids, songbirds. I wanna do owls too….hmmm maybe a kickstarter is in order.
Meanwhile, Beep
Peep and Beep have been very busy today, so now they’re taking naps 🐥💤🐥
The best type of government governs less, but serves more. But sadly, we have governments that govern more and serve less.
So many people are struggling right now. In particular, with health and finance. I cannot remember a time where society is as broken & lacking in hope, contentment, wellbeing and confidence as this era. It’s horrendous. And I blame the government for a lot of this. Shame on them.