Nikita Banana @loopfruits
Married to George Glass. her/she/bar Ben & Jerry’s flavor graveyard Joined November 2010-
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@HollyCabot There's no way to make winter more bearable and idk but I'd rather adults drive home in the dark than have children waiting for their bus in the dark.
The Odyssey has me wondering when we stopped making actors put on a British accent for these types of movies.
I love buying incense scent packs online without getting to smell them first. It's amazing how many different ways they can make a stick smell like someone pissed on a heavy indoor smoker's carpet in 1977.
@mirrenelle It took me til I did a rewatch at like 32 to get it. I didn't think Tom Selleck was a babe til this year, at 36. Tastes change and are weird!
@offbeatorbit Women are supposed to pretend they aren't capable individuals cause it hurts male's feelings.
@barbarismcrit The only way women used to get into office! 🙃😉
If it was me out there #different
Bison Knocks a man close to 10 feet high at Yellowstone national park
The acting on the new little house is distractingly bad. Like, cant ya'll at least try to speak like you've ever had a hard day?
Called out sick yesterday. I truly didn't feel well and even if I felt fine, nothing matters anyway! Especially when two of your coworkers can call out 6 times a month and get paid through FMLA for anxiety lol
@harls_quin @wilding_gyres Me when I boil cookies
@BuzzingPop If the caviar scene isn't in it, don't bother.
It's funny how it's cheaper to get a room at a great wolf lodge right now, and use it as a changing room than it is to get four day passes and a locker rental lol.
Last night I dreamt I was the president and I was refusing to do any work until they installed a coca cola freestyle machine in the residence's kitchen.
Making up a whole backstory for the oil change attendant who walked in front of my car and did a back flip this morning.
Nice morning walk. I live a whole day before my children rise.
@2fat2furi0us I let my kids eat ice cream for dessert every night. It's the only dairy they'll consume lol
@GilroyMusic If you don't get the reference the maze wasn't meant for you
I prefer these tweets that embrace the spirit of George Costanza. It's better than the AI "hot" Georges.
Finding a low traffic bathroom at your job is so important.
@FrshBakedDisney Four ten hour days better than 5 eight hour ones.
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336 Followers 997 Following if you thought something I said is annoying, don’t worry, I will agree with you when I delete it in an hour
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Rodney Lacroix 2, Ele... @RodLacroix2
787 Followers 663 Following I started this account after @RodLacroix was hacked by bitcoin basement-dwellers. It's back, so find me over there. This account will become a Spirit Halloween.
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129K Followers 4K Following Delaware's Member of Congress. Working to deliver for ALL Delawareans. For official statements, visit @Rep_McBride.
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Emily @EmilyUpstairs
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