kate j @lonek8
Creator of 4 kids in 6 years. Haven’t done much since. she/her Joined March 2009-
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Hey @SpotifyUSA it would be great if you could, like, actually shuffle EVERY SONG ON A PLAYLIST instead of repeating certain ones constantly
The longer I go with the office ice breaker being broken, the more I realize that people who drink their water room temp are inhuman
Well I’ll say one thing for the collapse of civilization: it’s not boring
Introverts don't lack social skills, they're just not interested. They can talk. But not with everyone. They can read you like a book. They can tell you more about you than yourself. But they need the right mood, the right place, the right vibe, the right person. Then, they talk.
Hey @hulu is there a reason #WelcometoWrexham doesn’t actually show up in My Stuff? The series shows as added, but then is never actually on that screen to select the next episode and I have to search for the show every time
Do you enjoy going through 4 way stops one car at time, or even endlessly waving for others to go when it’s clearly your turn? If so, Omaha, NE will be your idea if paradise
Oh good, the show I specifically chose from my vast selection of streaming platforms is starting. Time to pick up my phone and miss the first 2/3 of it
Last night I dreamt I was pitching to @RMcElhenney @VancityReynolds but I didn’t really have an idea so instead I started suggesting new state slogans for Nebraska like: Nebraska: so fuckin far from the ocean or Welcome to NE: only 7hrs of driving until you’re somewhere else
Can't believe they are going to make a MAN queen. This woke nonsense has gone too far.
"absolutely not" - San Francisco
Welcome to August, otherwise known as I don’t want to water these fucking flowers anymore when is it going to be winter so they die?
"I swear I tried to be productive today" The try:
Women: I’m sick, help Doctors: sorry but women’s health is an unknowable mystery, like the very darkest depths of the ocean Women: So are you doing research to know more? Doctors: lol no
I look forward to learning how Trump's theft of classified nuclear info is bad for Biden...
Those who claim that nothing can be done just prove they don’t have the creativity or empathy to lead.
Thoughts and prayers would only be effective if there were Someone to listen to them.
Schmutzie 🦉 @schmutzie
15K Followers 4K Following I design & build websites. Poet. They/them. I'm schmutzie in most places.
Jenny Lawson @TheBloggess
435K Followers 47K Following NYT bestselling writer. Proprietress of @nowherebookshop. Weirdo. (she/her)
Kelly Hurst @mochamomma
35K Followers 3K Following I been verified. Some of you will read that with the accent in the right place.
Kristen Mei Chase @thatkristen
21K Followers 590 Following Author, writer, strategist | she/her | Mei like May | @coolmompicks | A Thousand Miles to Graceland + We Are American Too (Spring ‘25) | Rep @abliterary
Cool Mom Picks @coolmompicks
438K Followers 6K Following Shop the good stuff. 💻Web: https://t.co/Zpe2HcGE2n 🎙️Podcast: https://t.co/JJduauYN4a ✌️🧵Also enjoying: Threads + Insta
charlie capen @charliecapen
20K Followers 1K Following Owner @bemomentus, Cofounder https://t.co/pVI3q80qsP (fmr: Netflix & GISH), author, husband & dad raised in the hills of SF. Chill deficient. Sleep deprived. (he/him)
Mrs. Flinger @mrsflinger
6K Followers 3K Following Developer @salesforce. I used to speak at conferences. Self-Help Bookworm. Usually traveling. Bob Ross is my lorem ipsum. Thoughts are mine.
Jeff Watts @JeffWat19818429
893 Followers 3K Following I am a photographer in New York with many intriguing photos of NYC for sale at: https://t.co/JGreeV3JIp https://t.co/21GJTCp0AF
Joe Lileikis @JoeLileikisJr
31 Followers 102 Following Huskers and Royals fan. Living the Good Life.
Chase Anderson, MD, M.. @ChaseTMAnderson
50K Followers 40K Following An AA, gay, rainbow-phoenix psychiatrist @UCSFMedicine spreading love + justice throughout the world. Welcome aboard. Views are mine|not med advice 👑💖🦄.
Joe Thompson @JoeThompson83
32 Followers 586 Following
QENNY DOT @AKBrews
30K Followers 19K Following Attorney. #LawTwitter. Iconoclast. Spooky Lawyer. White Sox. Bears. Bulls. Chicago. Costco stan. Curator of spooky and weird things. #LiminalHours
Judith & the Head @PolitelyRages
364 Followers 1K Following Tiny bulldog. Lots snark. Here for the brain damage. permanently suspended for 10 months. Husker by birth but ❤️UGA football. KC Chiefs. Creighton basketball.
aa @mondor_marion
9K Followers 10K Following
christian @chrstn1970
178 Followers 535 Following
Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix
43K Followers 6K Following Disappointing people since 1968. | EVERYTHING: https://t.co/JN2RmmKWfK | Latest Tweets: https://t.co/BuhDfbbFkq | Top Tweets: https://t.co/3B9KMSYvlv
GoonSquadSarah @GoonSquadSarah
6K Followers 2K Following I am Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah. Singer, reluctant political junkie, mother of twins, lapsed blogger, music lover, foodie, compulsive heating engineer. she/her
Amirmahdi @Amirmah41757231
200 Followers 590 Following
Mrs Jones @veganista921
21 Followers 23 Following Vegan for life, I believe BLM, Love is Love and Science is real.
Shawn 💯 🏀🍕�.. @bigshawn19871
482 Followers 1K Following I'm a die hard Arizona Coyotes hockey 🏒 fan and I'm Arizona Cardinals fan too & the Phoenix Suns fan too I also love the beach 🏖️ too
Brittany Gibbons @brittanyherself
14K Followers 3K Following NYT Bestseller, Model, Eater, Roadtripper. Today, GMA, Cosmo, Glamour, #1 Kid’s Podcast Show Host🎙: Family Road Trip Trivia Podcast
The Dam Cafe @TheQuarterRest1
501 Followers 863 Following https://t.co/cq2WytWhHi - Comfy neighborhood hangout for creative cafe fare & sweet treats, plus espresso drinks, beer & wine.
Jen Maxcy @JenRacer
71 Followers 176 Following wife, sister, pet-mom, diy’r, scuba diver, mermaid, autocrosser, gardener, reader, crafter, napper...
Katherine Farrell @Katheri40031822
55 Followers 381 Following Left my country of birth, USA, to retire to my country of choice, Spain.
Meeting Boy @MeetingBoy
115K Followers 64K Following I hate my job. Also on Tumblr (https://t.co/HvgEZhq1bl) and Facebook (https://t.co/XpuSKkcosj)
Amy Lupold Bair @ResourcefulMom
568K Followers 15K Following OG blogger, Twitter Party inventor, mediocre musician, great mom, decent wife. Trying to figure out what's next.
MarinkaNYC @MarinkaNYC
8K Followers 3K Following trying not to end sentences a preposition with. mom. lawyer. sometimes @paulryangosling sometimes @olenkolaw
Jessica @TheCLJ
1K Followers 914 Following (she/her) - I dream of cherry pies, candy bars, and chocolate chip cookies
Ashley @AshHibiscus
17 Followers 304 Following Iced coffee, dark chocolate, pretzels, Lady Gaga, and Childish Gambino. These are a few of my favorite thiiings.
Cindy Wilkinson-Snead @CindyWilki
527 Followers 619 Following Another sarcastic liberal feminist, doing my part to ruin society. I don't bat my eyes, I roll them. She/her. #BlackLivesMatter #LoveIsLove 🏳️🌈
Rita Arens @ritaarens
5K Followers 843 Following Author of THE BIRTHRIGHT OF PARKER CLEAVES (InkSpell, 2018) & THE OBVIOUS GAME (InkSpell, 2013). Editor of SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK.
Sapiendo.... @Sapiendo2
550 Followers 926 Following Humanism; Atheïsm; Epicurism.. Funny how so many Americans are willing to share that one braincell left, yet call it 'freedom'🧐
👑 Pantless Queen�.. @_green_eyes_
2K Followers 889 Following I once tied a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue..but then I lodged it in my windpipe and passed out.
Shane Nickels @ShaneNi34705965
12 Followers 48 Following Serious Relationship Real Woman Don't Text Me If You Are Fake
anne bazeley @anne_hop
6 Followers 213 Following
Jill Krause @babyrabies
17K Followers 7K Following @VogueMagazine & @TIME think you should follow me | Book author Digital Marketing & Influencer Strategist | #MIZZOU J-School Alum | https://t.co/sxXufD7sSF
Tim Fisher @TimFisherOnAir
5K Followers 5K Following i do things. Tweets are my own, RT are not endorsements...just thought you'd like them. Am I legal now? Texas, Illinois, Iowa, Worldwide.
In Motion Towards the.. @MotionWestern
276 Followers 964 Following I am a free-thinking, freedom-loving, anti-religion, intellectual with a penchant for not taking shit too seriously.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @cigarettefairy
122 Followers 5K Following Don’t follow me. Permission to re publish anything original outside of twitter, including screenshots, is strictly forbidden unless obtained via DM. This/That.
Daniel Valentim Hutch.. @DanielV77924322
60 Followers 307 Following 🇧🇷🇺🇸 Outros Carnavais. Staying with the trouble on Terra. He / Him.
Toño @tolo2000
55 Followers 284 Following
Cox Customer Care @CoxHelp
50K Followers 47K Following We're here to help, 24/7! Please restrict private information to DM's only. See Twitter's Privacy Policy here: https://t.co/3E3CCKX1t3
Sandra @Sandra41383885
6 Followers 126 Following
[email protected] @alain_wegnez
173 Followers 675 Following
Schmutzie 🦉 @schmutzie
15K Followers 4K Following I design & build websites. Poet. They/them. I'm schmutzie in most places.
Jenny Lawson @TheBloggess
435K Followers 47K Following NYT bestselling writer. Proprietress of @nowherebookshop. Weirdo. (she/her)
Kelly Hurst @mochamomma
35K Followers 3K Following I been verified. Some of you will read that with the accent in the right place.
Kristen Mei Chase @thatkristen
21K Followers 590 Following Author, writer, strategist | she/her | Mei like May | @coolmompicks | A Thousand Miles to Graceland + We Are American Too (Spring ‘25) | Rep @abliterary
Cool Mom Picks @coolmompicks
438K Followers 6K Following Shop the good stuff. 💻Web: https://t.co/Zpe2HcGE2n 🎙️Podcast: https://t.co/JJduauYN4a ✌️🧵Also enjoying: Threads + Insta
charlie capen @charliecapen
20K Followers 1K Following Owner @bemomentus, Cofounder https://t.co/pVI3q80qsP (fmr: Netflix & GISH), author, husband & dad raised in the hills of SF. Chill deficient. Sleep deprived. (he/him)
Gabrielle Blair @designmom
132K Followers 1K Following Author of #EjaculateResponsibly: https://t.co/xzfCrtdfyR Life in France. Mother of 6. @designmom on IG Newsletter: https://t.co/Ufoj2xkFAo Link list: https://t.co/BhcTAVrtpy
Mrs. Flinger @mrsflinger
6K Followers 3K Following Developer @salesforce. I used to speak at conferences. Self-Help Bookworm. Usually traveling. Bob Ross is my lorem ipsum. Thoughts are mine.
Jess @shuggilippo
7K Followers 4K Following tour manager | i’m funny and “famous people know me” | ✌️🖤🤘
Keith Edwards @keithedwards
138K Followers 1K Following Dem Strategist | “Social guru.” — 60 Minutes | “Always online.” — The New Yorker | “Didn’t immediately respond to request for comment.” — Fox News
Katie Grossbard @katiegrossbard
805 Followers 556 Following
Emily Porter, M.D. @dremilyportermd
88K Followers 436 Following Doctor, mother, wife, daughter. Love whiteboards. I beat cancer twice in 20 years. Views 100% my own and only my own.
Megan Coyne @megancoyne23
77K Followers 983 Following @WhiteHouse Deputy Director of Platforms | Forbes 30 Under 30 | @GovMurphy @FirstLadyNJ @NJGov Alum 🤍
Charlotte Clymer 🇺.. @cmclymer
392K Followers 7K Following Writer. Lesbian. Texan. Veteran. Hoya. She. Jesus fan. |Rep: @lynnjohnstonlit | @GUPolitics | [email protected] | subscribe: https://t.co/zZjhwNRmqL #BLM
Chase Anderson, MD, M.. @ChaseTMAnderson
50K Followers 40K Following An AA, gay, rainbow-phoenix psychiatrist @UCSFMedicine spreading love + justice throughout the world. Welcome aboard. Views are mine|not med advice 👑💖🦄.
Judith & the Head @PolitelyRages
364 Followers 1K Following Tiny bulldog. Lots snark. Here for the brain damage. permanently suspended for 10 months. Husker by birth but ❤️UGA football. KC Chiefs. Creighton basketball.
Senator Megan Hunt @NebraskaMegan
57K Followers 3K Following State Senator in Omaha's District 8, Creative entrepreneur, Mom. Vice Chair of Urban Affairs. Bi queen. She/her. Free Palestine.
QENNY DOT @AKBrews
30K Followers 19K Following Attorney. #LawTwitter. Iconoclast. Spooky Lawyer. White Sox. Bears. Bulls. Chicago. Costco stan. Curator of spooky and weird things. #LiminalHours
Jen Psaki @jrpsaki
1.4M Followers 1K Following Mom of 2, Host of @InsideWithPsaki on Sundays at Noon ET on @MSNBC. For more on Say More Book tour: https://t.co/uLFVqXDYXi
KD 📚🌎🌊🇺�.. @kdnerak33
69K Followers 19K Following Teacher, mother, firefighter wife. My dogs follow me everywhere. Scatter kindness & listen to Pearl Jam. Nerds are cool. Read books. M.Ed. Opinions my own.
Angela Mayfield @pinkrocktopus
27K Followers 7K Following Twitter’s abortion evangelist/possum enthusiast. Ran for GA HD 67. Came here to bake biscuits & be a force for equality, & I’m all out of flour. she/her/ma’am
William D. Lopez @lopez_wd
11K Followers 6K Following PublicHealth Prof @UMichSPH | #QualitativeResearch | Contributor @LatinoRebels | Partner | Dad to 2+🐶 | He/Him 💖💜💙 | 📖: https://t.co/Kvn1FJErUy
Jon Favreau @jonfavs
1.4M Followers 2K Following The other one. @PodSaveAmerica, @CrookedMedia, https://t.co/mKXKFl0EF4, https://t.co/zvWhe0ETFE
𝓙𝓲𝓶𝓶𝔂 .. @JimmyJ4thewin
134K Followers 3K Following I vote for who’s not bought by AIPAC & DMFI #BLM #FreePalestine 🇵🇸🍉
Anonymous TV 🇺🇦 @YourAnonTV
376K Followers 246 Following We are #Anonymous, internet-based, international team from literally all around the world | Latest Anonymous news regarding #OpRussia & #OpIran campaigns
Sarah Reese Jones @PoliticusSarah
112K Followers 5K Following EIC @PoliticusUSA political analyst, award-winning producer https://t.co/8NIaNOXi82 💙democracy&my dog [email protected],same handle everywhere
Alan MacLeod @AlanRMacLeod
242K Followers 992 Following Senior Staff Writer/Podcast Producer, @MintPressNews. I mostly tweet about US/Mid East & Lat Am. politics, but complaining about corporate media is my passion.
Ukraine / Украї�.. @Ukraine
2.3M Followers 28 Following Yes, this is the official X account of Ukraine. Офіційний акаунт твоєї Неньки.
Brett Goldstein @brettgoldstein
300K Followers 2K Following Actor. Writer. Comic. Swimmer. Ted Lasso. Shrinking. Soulmates. SuperBob. Adult Life Skills. Drifters. Anything to avoid a dinner party. IG: mrbrettgoldstein
Ted Lasso @TedLasso
870K Followers 200 Following Father. Diamond Dog. Proud coach of Henry’s soccer team. I have a real tricky time hearing folks that don't believe in themselves!
Michael Harriot @michaelharriot
526K Followers 97 Following Writer, board-certified wypipologist, last real Negus alive. BlackAF History/Drapetomaniax podcast/theGrio…At the SAME DAMN TIME. Never reneged; Never will.
feminist next door @emrazz
211K Followers 2K Following They call you a feminist killjoy because misogyny is fun for them.
Live from the Dog Tra.. @nelson_road
2K Followers 497 Following Someone put an American in charge of the AFC Richmond website with shockingly little oversight. #LivefromtheDogTrack #AFCRichmond #TedLasso
Kate 🪬🤍🇺🇸 @ImSpeaking13
164K Followers 45K Following Foul-mouthed feminist, sigma🚺, talker of shit & speaker of truth, empath, INFJ. Opinions=my own. See bio link to filter to my tweets. WOMEN VS GOP 2024 #RESIST
ellewasamistake @ellewasamistake
32K Followers 555 Following host of the tonight show with jimmy fallon
Molly McNearney @mollymcnearney
149K Followers 524 Following ep and co-head writer for jimmy kimmel live, emmys, oscars. i will squeeze your baby.
Anna Mazzola (is away.. @Anna_Mazz
26K Followers 5K Following Writer. Very small. The Clockwork Girl, The House of Whispers, The Book of Secrets etc. History, mystery, crime. See @anna_mazz_law for lawyer me.
FREE PALESTINE, NO MA.. @BreeNewsome
460K Followers 3K Following not paying to use twitter - artist - free black woman - proud wife & mama - removed sc’s confederate flag in the name of Jesus on june 27, 2015 - Psalm 27 🙏🏾
Trent Crimm, Independ.. @TheTrentCrimm
103K Followers 727 Following Trent Crimm, Independent. Yes, I’m that Trent Crimm. Fan of @AFCRichmond & #TedLasso. I ❤️ writing. @TedLasso said I’m darn good at it. Author, The Richmond Way
KateTheDecorWhore @decor_kate
1 Followers 2 Following Hi I'm Kate the Decor Whore! I specialize in making homes look like a million bucks, at a fraction of the price!
AFC Richmond @AFCRichmond
450K Followers 31 Following Official AFC Richmond Twitter account #RichmondTillWeDie
Dr. Jill Biden @DrBiden
3.6M Followers 26 Following Lifelong educator. Military mother. Grandmother. Sister. Wife to @JoeBiden.
Vice President Kamala.. @VP
14.5M Followers 6 Following Vice President of the United States. Wife to the first @SecondGentleman. Momala. Auntie. Fighting for the people. Text me: 310-861-2977
Jill Biden @FLOTUS
4.4M Followers 5 Following First Lady of the United States Jill Biden. Community college educator. Military mother. Grandmother. Wife of @POTUS.
President Biden @POTUS
34.8M Followers 5 Following 46th President of the United States, husband to @FLOTUS, proud dad & pop. Tweets may be archived: https://t.co/HDhBZBkKpU Text me: (302) 404-0880
Crappy Cheapo Archite.. @CheapoCrappy
141K Followers 1K Following reviews cheaply designed buildings. Loves good architecture and loathes awful and mediocre design. Street-View Globetrotter. Yes I take submissions
Doug Emhoff @DouglasEmhoff
986K Followers 895 Following Devoted dad. Proud husband to @KamalaHarris. Advocate for justice and equality. Official account is @SecondGentleman.
Mark Hamill @MarkHamill
5.1M Followers 2K Following Believe in yourself! Work hard, never give up & anything's possible! OR: Kick back, relax & aim low: You'll never be disappointed...😜 I IGNORE ALL DMs!
Rob McElhenney @RMcElhenney
1.2M Followers 818 Following Founder: @morebetterind | Owner: @wrexham_afc @thebetterbrown | Creator: @alwayssunny, @mythic_quest, @wrexhamfx | Innovator: Fight Milk 🦅
Meeting Boy @MeetingBoy
115K Followers 64K Following I hate my job. Also on Tumblr (https://t.co/HvgEZhq1bl) and Facebook (https://t.co/XpuSKkcosj)
The COVID Tracking Pr.. @COVID19Tracking
389K Followers 13 Following We try to provide the most comprehensive state-level coronavirus data. Housed at @TheAtlantic.
Jessica @TheCLJ
1K Followers 914 Following (she/her) - I dream of cherry pies, candy bars, and chocolate chip cookies
Ashley @AshHibiscus
17 Followers 304 Following Iced coffee, dark chocolate, pretzels, Lady Gaga, and Childish Gambino. These are a few of my favorite thiiings.Sir you’re literally afraid of getting microchipped through a 22 gauge needle at a Walgreens window please sit this one out.
@emrazz Patriarchy is the most prevalent conspiracy theory in the country today.
@Zachariahskylab Institutionalized hierarchy doesn’t conspire, it perpetuates. The only action required from men in exchange for the benefits of patriarchy is no action.
At the end of the day though, we know it's not about the kids. It has never and will never be about the future of Nebraska's kids, especially when money is involved. 22/22
God catching some heat on the corner of 50th and Leavenworth today.
@Ginger_Tucci my girl Janet fitch
I need one of you could just close your eyes and think really hard, and then tell me where in my house I left my cell phone.
I'm scared to say it too loud, but have we culturally decided full-butt panties are good again? I've seen a few emails with links to full-butt panties and I'm so excited. Can we stop pretending thongs are comfortable? Is the nail in that coffin?
Not gonna lie: this is a genius grift operation. vice.com/en/article/4aw…
@lonek8 …so I axed him about it. You did what???
At the end of the day, the Titanic Missing Billionaire Submarine story is a perfect distillation of 21st Century capitalism: A small group of very rich people assume a clearly irresponsible risk. It goes predictably wrong. Scores more in public resources are used to save them...
Is it a Midwest thing to add a T at the end of ACROSS when talking or are we all annoying?
Hey Dylan Mulvaney, love your work, but hear me out on this… …pose with an AR-15 and let’s see what happens?
Pat Robertson died this morning and I just wanted to take the time to say to everyone that this piece of inhuman shit was evil. I hope hell is real because that’s where he fucking belongs. I spit on his grave. Here’s a thread 🧵
@Greeblehaus I’m Gen X (‘77), my parents are Boomers (‘51/‘53) and my grandparents are Silent Generation (all between 1920-25). I don’t have kids, but if I had, they’d have been Gen Z because I didn’t even seriously consider having them until I was almost 40.
@Greeblehaus Yeah, no. I'm solidly Gen-X, and with only one or two exceptions, every kid I grew up with had boomer parents. You're making really a broad generalization, not taking into account average parenting age at the time/region, birth order/year, etc.
@ask_aubry I relate. But my mom was nicer and knew how to spell khakis.
@ask_aubry <looks for the part where anyone gives a f*ck>
@KendraWrites When weighing if I felt Ted Lasso should move his family to the UK, my most prevailing thought was "his kid won't have to worry about being shot at school." The gravity of that consideration is so minimized here because all parents feel it. Outside of this bubble, it's horrifying
@Quea_Ali @ask_aubry Mrs Snape is probably angry about a lot of stuff a lot of the time.
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