Louise 💙 @loislane69
I still have my dennis the menace fan club badge, I once bumped into Declan Donnelly (literally) in Leicester Square, and I have pretty feet. I'm a science geek Staffs, UK Joined April 2009-
Tweets17K
-
Followers407
-
Following314
-
Likes51
What on earth were Unilever thinking? The Pot Noodle advert is a disgusting and vile representation of something… Oh #potnoodleadvert 🤮🤮🤮
At Halifax agricultural show.
Perhaps not. Normal service resumed. Poor Penny #Coronation
Anyone else just notice the Grim Reaper at Westminster Abbey? 👀 #Coronation
Penny Mourdant must be so relieved to get rid of that sword #coronation
I love Audi. Their courtesy cars are fab. Might remember to book the next service in the summer
what a disappointing lack of customer care shown by @HVSaddlery waited a whole week to say their website was not up to date with stock and then only when I chased my order. Don’t assume you have your shopping done if you’ve chosen to buy from here
There needs to be clothing with @GerryCinnamon lyrics on. Looking for a t shirt with messed up circle in a room of squares
Anyone else think Theresa looks like she’s auditioning for a job on the Enterprise…? #startrek
Alan Rickman. The man with the voice. How is it five years ago?
Had covid vaccine on Tuesday. Feel like I have a touch of flu, but having seen those who get covid, I think I’ll take a touch of flu.
To the amazing @StaffordshireCC You are to be congratulated on refusing to pay my elderly parents the £84 it cost them to replace a tyre after hitting a HUGE pothole in January. Please advise how much it has cost to send three emails from your solicitor.
Evening all. Long time no speak. I need to remedy that. So, next Tuesday, for the 1st time in 24 years, I will be walking into a hospital to work. Was intended before covid, I am a ‘return to practice’ #radiographer Looking forward to it. Have new markers.. 😂
Help me. My mother has offered me some black trousers. @Fionapowell10
Ok i really do get that non essential stores have to close. And I really do get that the NHS needs old staff to come back. So I start next week. And I get that this is not@the world’s biggest problem but... Where do I buy black uniform trousers from? #nhs
Catherine Kelliher @kitty_kelliher
10K Followers 10K Following Digital diva. Plastic Paddy. County Cricklewood-born. Tea drinker. A 'Highly strung Philomena Cunk' #LupusWarrior #SpudInfluencer
Public Benjamin @PublicBenjamin
10K Followers 9K Following
Miranda Keeling @MirandaKeeling
27K Followers 558 Following Author. Actor. Observer of everyday life. Buy my book: https://t.co/NffTowbtAo
Ross Lawson @Ross_Lawson
2K Followers 2K Following Here less than I used to be. Thanks, Elon. Try @rosslawson.bsky.social and maybe https://t.co/gWxFXfDq38
Brian Bilston @brian_bilston
132K Followers 1K Following Ceci n'est pas un poème. Represented by @jounwin
Charlie Arfi @jeanclauduse
208 Followers 1K Following
Corey Basford @CoreyBasford
175 Followers 182 Following
Steve W. @steve94761821
110 Followers 334 Following Blue collar. 18 wheels. Diesel trucks. Fast cars. Browns football. Indians baseball.
adrianvaldes @valdesadrian17
174 Followers 919 Following
Diane Connell @DJConnellAuthor
4K Followers 4K Following Novelist. 'The Improbable Life of Ricky Bird' published by Simon & Schuster. Jane Novak Literary Agency. https://t.co/HKNkwORmfM
Michael B @Michael31231129
82 Followers 158 Following
j @jojo20700
231 Followers 1K Following
Tina Miller 🐈 @TinaCMiller
401 Followers 1K Following I'm a Mommy, wannabe writer, karaoke lover, and humor....enthusiast! If I amuse/inspire/interest anyone with what I write, it's a good day. : )
Mr Bean Bag @MrBeanBag15
303 Followers 1K Following Yorkshire lad, love the dales, Lake District and all of England's/uk's beautiful locations. The mountains, snowboarding, ski towns and cosy chalets.
Trevor Feelgood @trevorfeelgood
3K Followers 5K Following I'm The Sexiest Man In Kent And Fired From CBeebies For Swearing In The Voice-over Booth
Jenny @jello143
703 Followers 3K Following When opportunity knocks, some people are in the backyard looking for four-leaf clovers. -Polish Proverb
Hazem Younes @HeshamARahmanY1
120 Followers 2K Following
Jeganathansugumaran J.. @Jeganathansugu3
90 Followers 578 Following #Actor, #Director, #Writer, #photographer and a #youtuber My official channel - #Sugu_Tech https://t.co/7jAhEGPrxr ( 🎬🎥விழிகள் short film )
MR RIDDLE @RIDDLEMAN
314 Followers 439 Following At night I come out without being fetched, at dawn I disappear without being stolen, I am a poets tears, a sailors guide...
Ipeni Tuiono Sr @tuiono_ipeni
952 Followers 4K Following Ipeni Tuiono Sr my name I love socialize, call me
Rapscallion bastardos.. @kevboy50
483 Followers 4K Following it’s dangerous to see yourself through the eyes of someone else
Jack Wills Help @JackWills_Help
8K Followers 2K Following We're here to help with any Jack Wills queries you have! We'll aim to respond to your tweet as quickly as we can & we're here Monday –Saturday 9am until 6pm
Mat Machin @MatMachin3
91 Followers 431 Following
Zackiii @Zackiii4
32 Followers 487 Following
rachael meeking @rachaelmeeking
18 Followers 286 Following
Alex @Alex30400814
368 Followers 2K Following It’s all about books, the ones I have read and the drafts on my laptop, one day soon, I will publish !
Mark Birotte @MarkBirotte
22 Followers 113 Following
KOOL MOE B @BRYANT77774149
10 Followers 128 Following I KEEP IT 💯...I'M SO KOOL LAID BACK WITH A SWAG & A MAJOR FOOT FETISH...JUST TRYING TO STAY OUT OF TROUBLE
Ash Malik @RahmanAsraful
31 Followers 92 Following I am a college student from Bilasipara and I want to become a singer...Im trying my best to achieve my goal
Fiona Powell @Fionapowell10
198 Followers 271 Following OT/Hand therapist. BAHT Committee member. Lives in sunny Bristol.
Earl Grey @TrickyDicky1989
370 Followers 1K Following
Morgan & Claypool Pub.. @MorganClaypool
1K Followers 2K Following Emerging topics (want to know). Principles & Fundamentals (need to know). Methods, Models & Applications (need to use). Computer Science & Engineering books.
Menopause Mastery @Menopausemaster
708 Followers 4K Following I am a Menopause Researcher and Coach who strongly believe that women can find practical solutions to manage Menopause & Peri menopause symptoms and get wiser.
Reality Jones @shmlssexpresson
754 Followers 3K Following random. real. weirdo. Idea having make happener. original. dirty truth teller. good nickname giver. uplifter. be yourself. do things. get outta your MIND.
Rachel Ann Russell @RachelRusse2
23 Followers 148 Following
\/\/⚓ Marcus Misant.. @Marcasticus
237 Followers 1K Following I put the Y? in sexy & the shun in passion. 18+ Don't make a fuss. . . . ♥ Hops (@no_left_feet) was tops! ♥
Dan Jennings @R3ACT_EVENTS
288 Followers 2K Following Freelancer for any requirements surrounding Law, Property, Financials, Data, Proof reading and legal writing among other services.
guest17772435876 @Stuker_Shaw
71 Followers 115 Following Rediscovered account of former wordplay hashtag afficionado.
Purify London ltd @purify_london
829 Followers 3K Following Top quality cleaning at affordable prices. Domestic & Office cleaning, End of tenancy, Carpet cleaning, Handy man. Call today for a quote.
Nick James @TreedomTW1
2K Followers 2K Following Treedom - Cabinet Maker- Fitted Wardrobes - Alcove Units - Bookcases-Media Units- Storage Solutions - Kitchens- Bespoke Furniture - 07917 042308
The Security Experts @SecureAndDefend
486 Followers 5K Following Providing complex security solutions and Front of House Defence. We are Critical National Infrastructure Elite consultants
NM @nmmorrison12
1K Followers 4K Following
FirmSwitch Web Hostin.. @FirmSwitch
238 Followers 1K Following Independent UK Cloud and Wordpress Hosting. Tweet, Email or Call Us! 0800 084 3522 we host #designers #photographers #freelance #business and more!
B#FFday Bumps @BirfdayBumps
279 Followers 2K Following Let us know if it's your birthday and we will bump your tweets and make you feel special. Contributors are: @kiel_phillips @notinaboyband and @f41rygirl
Melanie Wilson @melcw1
233 Followers 973 Following Co-Founder/Owner at Your Uttoxeter Community Magazine
Logan Shield @LoganShield1
196 Followers 3K Following
Waitrose & Partners @waitrose
343K Followers 5K Following Follow us for all the latest news, recipes and offers from Waitrose & Partners. We're available on Twitter whenever our shops are open.
Moose Allain Ꙭ @MooseAllain
139K Followers 3K Following He/him. Illustrator, cartoonist, husband, father, son, brother, uncle, nephew, cousin, second cousin, grandson, friend, acquaintance, enemy. @[email protected]
Catherine Kelliher @kitty_kelliher
10K Followers 10K Following Digital diva. Plastic Paddy. County Cricklewood-born. Tea drinker. A 'Highly strung Philomena Cunk' #LupusWarrior #SpudInfluencer
John Bull @larrymeath
8K Followers 6K Following Writer of wrongs. Some cats get to call me JB. Literature was my first love, and it will be my last.
Public Benjamin @PublicBenjamin
10K Followers 9K Following
Miranda Keeling @MirandaKeeling
27K Followers 558 Following Author. Actor. Observer of everyday life. Buy my book: https://t.co/NffTowbtAo
Ross Lawson @Ross_Lawson
2K Followers 2K Following Here less than I used to be. Thanks, Elon. Try @rosslawson.bsky.social and maybe https://t.co/gWxFXfDq38
Brian Bilston @brian_bilston
132K Followers 1K Following Ceci n'est pas un poème. Represented by @jounwin
The Traitors UK @TheTraitorsUK
31K Followers 78 Following Fan account related to #TheTraitors. Follow us for updates, behind the scenes, news, memes and more. Series 1 and 2 available now on @BBCiPlayer.🛡️🗡️
Patrick Stewart @SirPatStew
3.4M Followers 202 Following My memoir, Making It So, is available now. 📚
TRNSMT Festival @TRNSMTfest
66K Followers 410 Following Rockstar Energy presents TRNSMT Festival 12-14th July 2024. https://t.co/QpHM1WXuUi
Charles Hanson @HansonsAuctions
55K Followers 921 Following Familiar face on Bargain Hunt & Antiques Road Trip | Hansons Auctioneers owner | Charity Auctioneer | Email [email protected]
WALKING FOOTBALL @BirminghamWFC
607 Followers 201 Following Birmingham Walking Football Club based at Beechcroft, Hall Green, has over 40's/50's/60's & 65's walking football sessions for men and women, come & have a go!
Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson
8.0M Followers 202 Following I am a still small voice of calm and reason.
British Farming Award.. @FarmingAwards
7K Followers 2K Following The British Farming Awards celebrating the creative thinking, innovation and dedication of Britain’s farmers, taking place on Thursday 17th October 2024!
GERRY CINNAMON @GerryCinnamon
183K Followers 119 Following THE LIVE ALBUM - Live At Hampden Park - Out Now. Listen/order - https://t.co/VXq1N7Lp8P
eventim_uk @eventim_uk
20K Followers 7K Following Welcome to Eventim UK! The place for top tickets to #Concerts, #Festivals, #Comedy, #Sports #Theatre & #Musicals!
Rima @therimaahmed
19K Followers 2K Following Leading role on Breakfast @BBCLeeds | Recurring character @BBC5Live | Guest appearances @BBCRadio4 | For business enquiries please ring the landline before 6pm
8 Out of 10 Cats @8Outof10Cats
151K Followers 205 Following 8 Out of 10 Cats & Cats Countdown. For more from Channel 4 follow @Channel4 & @ComedyOn4.
Royal Mail @RoyalMail
186K Followers 24K Following Welcome to the official Royal Mail Twitter account. Follow us for all the latest news. Need help? Tweet @RoyalMailHelp
Fiona Powell @Fionapowell10
198 Followers 271 Following OT/Hand therapist. BAHT Committee member. Lives in sunny Bristol.
Captain Sir Tom Moore @captaintommoore
334K Followers 547 Following Ensuring Captain Sir Tom's message is a lasting legacy.
Jack Wills Help @JackWills_Help
8K Followers 2K Following We're here to help with any Jack Wills queries you have! We'll aim to respond to your tweet as quickly as we can & we're here Monday –Saturday 9am until 6pm
Jack Wills @JackWills
110K Followers 3K Following Customer Service @jackwills_help is open Monday – Saturday 9am – 6pm
Premier Inn @premierinn
93K Followers 18K Following Hello! 👋 From booking to bed, we’re here to help you rest easy. Give our support team a shout 8am-7pm, Mon-Fri. Book direct at https://t.co/Ws1builwty & rest easy
Marian Keyes @MarianKeyes
265K Followers 6K Following I've moved most of my 'operations' over to Instagram. Also Threads, when I remember. And I'll still be back here from time to time
RobertsBakery @RobertsBakeryUK
4K Followers 389 Following Raised in Cheshire. After 130 years, it’s fair to say we’ve seen a lot, but we always come home to the things that matter; friends, family and our community.
The Royal Family @RoyalFamily
5.7M Followers 463 Following The latest news and updates on the work of The King, The Queen and The Royal Family.
The Prince and Prince.. @KensingtonRoyal
3.0M Followers 497 Following The official account of The Prince and Princess of Wales, based at Kensington Palace.
DYLON Fabric Dyes @DYLON_UK
3K Followers 1K Following Welcome to the colourful world of DYLON Fabric Dyes. We're here to wake up your wardrobe & save faded clothes. https://t.co/0p3ByHBTz0
Ask PayPal @AskPayPal
384K Followers 54 Following For account specific support, please visit https://t.co/mY2BLolz6v . For PayPal news, follow @PayPal .
VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish
3.9M Followers 1 Following For everything VBP, including books, clothes, mugs, cards, calendars & contact: https://t.co/51E7az46a4 Written by @RobTemple101
Michaelcostello @mikecostello
11K Followers 51 Following designer at https://t.co/EmyaMMmZA0 designer at MICHAEL COSTELLO collection sold at Saks Fifth Avenue
James Blunt @JamesBlunt
2.2M Followers 100 Following Cockney rhyming slang for the good stuff; Proof that one song is all you need. New album "Who We Used To Be" out now. On tour in 2024.
DVSA Support @DVSA_HelpMe
29K Followers 1K Following This account will be closing on 1 September 2021. Please follow DVSAgovuk for customer help and updates on our services.
Unnamed Insider @Unnamedinsider
41K Followers 5K Following Stupid jokes and self-important rants since 2011
100Acts @100Acts
2K Followers 22 Following 100 Acts of Minor Dissent. Start date 13 May 2013. Finish date 14 May 2014
NatWest @NatWest_Help
122K Followers 23K Following Ready to help you today, tomorrow, 24/7. Our Twitter is a safe space for everyone. Remember: please don't tweet personal details. View House Rules & Privacy at:
Rio 2016 @Rio2016
422K Followers 1K Following Official Legacy account for the Rio 2016 Olympic Games.
James Fridman @fjamie013
2.3M Followers 1 Following Do not submit any personal photos that you do not want to be made public. Terms and conditions apply. https://t.co/WWtgLUfRED
TayTweets @TayandYou
96K Followers 0 Following The official account of Tay, Microsoft's A.I. fam from the internet that's got zero chill! The more you talk the smarter Tay gets
ExposingBigotry&Fasci.. @ExposingBF
6K Followers 1K Following Exposing Bigotry&Fascism aims to do just that. Expose them for the race hatred they promote and expose their lies by sharing the truth supported by evidence.
M&S @marksandspencer
643K Followers 3K Following Welcome to the official M&S Twitter page. Follow us here for news on our newest food, latest fashion and home inspiration. We’re here daily, 8am-10pm.
James Breakwell, Expl.. @XplodingUnicorn
944K Followers 840 Following Father of daughters. Owner of pigs. Writer of books: https://t.co/V7JWbsTXJ9
Waitrose & Partners @waitrose
343K Followers 5K Following Follow us for all the latest news, recipes and offers from Waitrose & Partners. We're available on Twitter whenever our shops are open.
Tesco @Tesco
655K Followers 144K Following Welcome to the official Tesco Twitter! Got a query? We're here to help from 6am-11pm. Visit https://t.co/WoRlLkKfv7 for more information.
annie cross @anniecross1
1K Followers 1K Following Grandmother, partner, crafter, gardener. S. Londoner contentedly exiled in Brum. LP member, pleb, Macmillan supporter. Avid reader
Castaignede @Castaignede
2K Followers 2K Following One of my friends keeps quoting my bio back to me, so now this is how it reads, Gav.
Marc C. @BHLC
2K Followers 2K Following So very very tired. Fuelled entirely by coffee, chronic pain and dull rage.
@ChrisGPackham @veganuary You do what you want mate. I’m having some pork chops.
Inundated with messages about the despicable Charles Hanson this morning. Please remember there are victims here - a brave lady called Rebecca and two innocent children. Absolutely sickening #DomesticAbuse
It was always the 'Clown' side of his personality that made me question what was below the surface. bbc.co.uk/news/uk-englan…
Problem with celebrity status, particularly TV personalities, is that some think themselves authentic and untouchable, which leads them to assault, lying in court, obnoxious... Bargain Hunt expert Charles Hanson to appear in court on assault charges news.sky.com/story/bargain-…
That was a wonderful speech from the king. I think we’re very lucky. These are accidents of birth and he didn’t need to be intelligent, articulate, wise or kind, but he is.
What colour prison suit do you think will suit me best?
@loislane69 You’re under no obligation at all ❤️ but please could you just let us know you’re ok ❤️
@loislane69 I’m here, always, whenever you need me xx
@loislane69 I don’t know what you need to hear right now, but I just wanted you to know I’ve seen your tweet and wanted to pause and take a moment to hear you and that you’re not alone. Hope with the sunrise came kinder feelings xxx
It’s my birthday today. It’s never been quite the same since I found out about who I have share it with. Here’s a poem about that.
@loislane69 In x.com go to Notifications. At the top choose "All" not "Mentions" to get all the messages. @1ElephantsChild
.@NatWestBusiness @evernote is a particular favourite
Of course there is a place for the study of the bible in schools. All fairy-tales have an educational value of sorts. @BBCRadioManc
@loislane69 @ShefCrispie @ScottHoad @truddski @singalongajan That's quite a cake. How much meringue is in it?
In life it's not the cards you are dealt that decides your fortune but how you play them. You have a pair of twos. #DepressingFortuneCookie
@loislane69 @ColinLusk @ShefCrispie @Trudski2012 @redtache And a Very Merry one to you all too
@loislane69 @singalongajan @ColinLusk @ShefCrispie @redtache found mine :-)
@loislane69 @singalongajan @ColinLusk @Trudski2012 @redtache Found mine too
He looks like the kind of bloke who turns up in A&E giving unconvincing explanations of how his cock got stuck in things. #Eurovision
Your new password must contain the full written form of your DNA. And a capital letter.
Trends for United States
You might like
