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@btvjim Drowned in Armagnac, then roasted and eaten with your face covered by a large napkin?
I mean, obviously he has been a criminal for half a century, but mostly they should arrest Donald Trump because it would be really funny.
damn, lance reddick was just one of those actors i expected to be here for the duration. doing great work for as he felt like acting. what a fucking loss
I dream to some day, like Indiana Jones, knock out a man with one punch and have his clothes fit me perfectly.
I think it’s time for a gritty HBO reboot of Mathnet.
Will be proudly sworn-in to Congress on the U.S. Constitution. Underneath the Constitution will be 3 items that mean a lot to me personally. A photo of my parents who I lost to covid, my citizenship certificate & an original Superman #1 from the @librarycongress. 🇺🇸😊
After a decade, Mulready’s Pub has officially changed hands. emporiagazette.com/gaz/article_88…
It’s winter, I’m in Montréal, it’s time for my annual favourite joke.
@SnarkyElf Seems a little unfair to say she’s in everything if it took you four and a half years to spot her again.
Look, OBVIOUSLY no one is remaking The Last Jedi, but I have suggestions: Luke: Terry Crews Rey: Allison Janney Poe: Idris Elba Finn: Idris Elba (in this version Poe & Fin discover they are secret twins) Rose: Pam Grier Holdo: Laura Dern Kylo: David Hyde Pierce Leia: Mark Hamill
@btvjim Many years ago, on College Street, that bear had a pipe in those paws.
Lynda Barry
I’ve compiled a list of movies where Michael Douglas eats a Fruit Roll-Up on screen: Fatal Attraction
Turns out drunk husband is a good look for me.
This is a travesty. Period. These are the same Republicans who believe teens should be forced to give birth. All they want is to control people’s bodies. Trans rights are human rights and Democrats need to push back against this.
Marjorie Taylor Green just announced a bill to make gender affirming care for trans teens a class C felony NATIONALLY. Tucker Carlson says he will pressure every Republican to join. It has no chance of passing the next 2 years, but this is their plan if they win in 2024.
I have just re-watched Heat. Heat is a good movie. I believe I will read that Heat 2 novel.
Maja Compton @majacompton
4K Followers 5K Following I am an independent author, a mother, and I have a degree in psychology. Books available on Amazon.
Nancy Comics by Ernie... @JohnnyCallicutt
62K Followers 35K Following this fan page is devoted to the Nancy Comic strip created by the late Ernie Bushmiller in 1933, it’s for fun and enjoyment purposes. https://t.co/Bxa38r1A6W
Alyssa Bowen, PhD @AlyssaAnnBowen
3K Followers 3K Following Deputy Director @itstruenorth // Find me on Bluesky
Frankfurt_Hash_House_... @FHarriers
48 Followers 307 Following ORIGINAL FRANKFURT HASH HOUSE HARRIERS -since 1987 https://t.co/WRMB0x2Dfl We run every monday in and around Frankfurt #OnOn
P.T. Smith @PTSmith_Vt
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Hash Social @HashSocialOrg
16 Followers 113 Following A New and Exciting Global Hash House Harriers Online Community for Hashers by Hashers. Use #HashSocialHQ for a RT! imprint: https://t.co/vGo4KgyMbT
Roscoe Hasher @HasherRoscoe
2 Followers 95 Following Hasher, Runner, Hiker, Skier, etc. Needs sunshine to thrive. Trying to make the best of life and become more self aware.
Scott Finn @radiofinn
4K Followers 3K Following Helping people fighting to save local journalism. Hiker. Iris' & Max's Dad. he/him
Libby Pauly @libvillage
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The_Lex @screwjaw
372 Followers 1K Following Spiritual, communitarian geek mulling on culture, politics, writing & utopia - "Buy Me a Coffee!" at https://t.co/1m7wS8kGzP
Gottalikachallenge @GottaCampNH
47 Followers 163 Following We LOVE Gottalikachallenge! Offering overnight & day camps in NH filled with fast-paced adventures in problem solving. 2023 registration is OPEN! ☀🎭🎼️🛠🎨👑🍪
Estah @callmeishtar
10 Followers 302 Following
avizollman @avizollman
282 Followers 2K Following Digital engagement and mobilization. Lover of easy political challenges. Now tweeting for: Just me.
Roger McKenna - Archi... @RogerDog
1K Followers 603 Following A Louisiana Catahoula, reformed pound puppy who lived the good life in Burlington, VT. Loved and missed by my girl, @callmelou. I loved her the h*ckin’ mostest.
Lorraine C-L @LorraineCL
235 Followers 354 Following Outdoors, education, cats these days https://t.co/OsDmyxauO7
David @davidmaci_
95 Followers 584 Following
Going T. Maine @going_to_maine
211 Followers 2K Following The color of \n a website \n cats and scanners \n –why kneel?
Laura McKenna 🌸 @callmelou
1K Followers 811 Following Living it up in Burlington VT. Feminist. Summer camp director. Owner @PunchUpMedia. Runner, gardener, skier. I like learning new things. She/her.
668: The Neighbor of ... @668_Beast
396 Followers 216 Following I am not special. Mastodon: @[email protected] BlueSky: @668Beast.bsky.social
Mynigga Chicken @ChickenMynigga
14 Followers 85 Following
Jessamyn West @jessamyn
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ALittleTwistedVT @ALittleTwistedG
120 Followers 373 Following A Little Twisted Gallery features affordable, direct from artist work. artist owned. open 12- 5 Saturday & Sunday May-December & by chance or appointment
Katy @KaiGogo802
21 Followers 116 Following Traveler, teacher, foodie, shark diver, adventure lover. I haven't been everywhere, but it's on the list!
Erin Spencer @erinspencecomic
160 Followers 82 Following
KahL @kahlene_shay
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Mashtodon @Mashtodon
324 Followers 2K Following
ceirrac @ForgetBlue
27 Followers 62 Following
Beth Ethier @missdeutsch
866 Followers 2K Following Bylines @Slate/@Wonkette. 90% of RTs are mockery. I went to school for this.
Geoff @headytopper
8 Followers 53 Following
Jo Croft @cambsmarketing1
401 Followers 732 Following I enjoy helping #smallbusinesses begin their #onlinemarketing journey #workingfromhome and have a passion for all things #equine.
Harmony Joyride @HarmonyJoyride
173 Followers 632 Following TV/Film, Video and Multimedia Production in Chicago and beyond!
dlease @dlease
61 Followers 197 Following CrossFit, Fly Fishing, Ski Instructor, fan of fine adult beverages
ONE Pepper Grill @OPGrill
528 Followers 692 Following We are located in #BTV's ONE. We are a restaurant with a Great, Rare beer problem.
John Arhin @j_arhin
56 Followers 393 Following
Nato @Natosongs
2K Followers 1K Following 🇺🇸 I'm now on Threads with same handle, @natosongs, and at Bluesky with @natosongs.bsky.social.
Nicole Haley @PositiveSpins
22 Followers 55 Following Writer, hooper, amateur collage artist, fashion enthusiast, and believer that storytelling connects and inspires us.
Stewart Acuff @stewartacuff
1K Followers 2K Following Organizing Director of the National Union of Hospital and Health Care Employees 1199 in Philadelphia. #1u
Forrest Gardner @4restg
19 Followers 17 Following
S. Elf @SnarkyElf
437 Followers 304 Following Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostr
A. @brAzenOls
38 Followers 47 Following I'm generally facetious, with a side of sarcasm. I've been accused of being 'too forward' on more than one occasion.
Dick Roscoe @xcrunnervt
32 Followers 179 Following ISTJ Introvert Outdoors Runner Skier Hiker Kayaker Hasher turned vanlife Nomad. On my Sunset Tour USA.
Amos Worth @AmosWorth
72 Followers 223 Following Has a situation where we're looking very strongly at sinks and showers, and other elements of bathrooms, co-Host of @TMWIWPodcast
Virginia I.-O. @O_Virginia
143 Followers 295 Following Life is amazing! Student Affairs professional, runner, dog walker, cat servant, latte lover & fairy godmother. WOO~Empathy~Positivity~Communication~Adaptability
Maja Compton @majacompton
4K Followers 5K Following I am an independent author, a mother, and I have a degree in psychology. Books available on Amazon.
Best of Dying Twiter @bestofdyingtwit
90K Followers 3 Following Looking into it. Chief Looker: @jenntakahashi
THE SPINNER RACK @RackSpinner
37K Followers 41 Following Great memories from comic book Spinner Racks of our youth! Sorted day and date of shipping! Find a favorite comic book right here!!
Rude Tales of Magic @of_rude
8K Followers 83 Following Current campaign: Nethermurk! New eps every other Tuesday. Branson Reese @whirringblender @alifisher @jplepore @Timothyplatt and Christopher Hastings. @headgum
Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman
178K Followers 3K Following Year round iced coffee drinker. Stand-up special "People Pleaser" out now. Previously: Last Week Tonight, Mrs. Maisel, Head Writer/EP Desus & Mero.
Alyssa Bowen, PhD @AlyssaAnnBowen
3K Followers 3K Following Deputy Director @itstruenorth // Find me on Bluesky
That Happens @thathappenspod
2K Followers 28 Following That Happens. Download the podcast or check out video episodes on our site! Streaming new eps live every Sunday at 3 PM Pacific at https://t.co/DkcQXKYD3x
Iron Spike @Iron_Spike
56K Followers 1K Following Bestselling author. Cartoonist. Exec Prod, animation. Gifted & Talented. Runs @ironcircuscomix, Chicago's largest comix publisher. Shares plenty, owes nothing.
Gourley's Look Out Fo... @007gloft
828 Followers 4 Following An account dedicated to details to "look out for" mentioned by Matt Gourley, Matt Mira, & guests on the James Bonding Podcast @JamesBondingPOD
Bonanas For Bonanza @BonanasPod
4K Followers 2 Following Official Twitters for the Bonusnanas For Bonusnanza Podcast. Merch: https://t.co/7GhDUAHpGk
BTV Public Works @BTVDPW
3K Followers 253 Following Burlington (VT)'s Department of Public Works. Less regular updates here. For up to date info visit https://t.co/mNM5sfbbgJ.
Devin Nunes’ cow �... @DevinCow
575K Followers 128K Following just a cow hanging out at the dairy wondering why the lil’ cowpoke is a dumb-dumb
No Context Chick Trac... @No_Context_JTC
42K Followers 0 Following @splcenter lists Chick Publications as a hate group. Still, we hope you can laugh at the absurd. We pull from their tracts and color comics. See @JTC_Reactions
Dr. Melissa Scruggs �... @VolcanoDoc
16K Followers 828 Following Volcano Scientist & Hardscrabble Woman w/ AuDHD. Interests include: SciComm, mafic enclaves, lava chemistry, phase-equilibria models & pizza.
Quackery WatchDog @QuackeryDog
1K Followers 230 Following My hooman. taught me the science. and how. to. sniff out the quacks. @DocBastard’s puppeh
Sara Gideon @SaraGideon
212K Followers 293 Following Mom. Mainer. Speaker of the Maine House 2016-2020 and former candidate for US Senate.
Free Throw Scriptures @GospelOfShrimp
431 Followers 44 Following Daily scriptures as heard on @shrimpsradio podcast from hosts @markmcconville & @mattgourley.
Blair Braverman @BlairBraverman
116K Followers 2K Following Dogsledder. Adventurer. Author, most recently, of novel SMALL GAME and nonfiction DOGS ON THE TRAIL. Instagram: @blair_braverman
whalefact @awhalefact
186K Followers 369 Following whale fact for you. Black Lives Matter. 🇵🇸 | merch:https://t.co/xP9ZYgc0na
btvgraffiti @btvgraffiti
6 Followers 11 Following Photographing graffiti in and around Burlington, Vermont.
Layli @njgirl235
39 Followers 136 Following Communications professional with project management experience working in state government.
👋 Dibbs 👋 @MLDibbs
578 Followers 252 Following 💖 runs a games studio ✍️ TTRPGs & fanfiction 👀 into shows about dudes getting torn up by Empirical Machinations 🎤 @theloreisgay & @towardsthee
No Context Achewood @AchewoodNC
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Gottalikachallenge @GottaCampNH
47 Followers 163 Following We LOVE Gottalikachallenge! Offering overnight & day camps in NH filled with fast-paced adventures in problem solving. 2023 registration is OPEN! ☀🎭🎼️🛠🎨👑🍪
Fozzie Bear @FozzieBear
160K Followers 99 Following Here I am, Fozzie Bear, to tell you jokes both old and rare!
Bond, James Bonding @JamesBondingPOD
9K Followers 26 Following A podcast for lovers. Of James Bond. Brought to you by Matts: @MattMira and @MattGourley. https://t.co/NMOGHeadJT
Tammy Duckworth @SenDuckworth
658K Followers 7K Following Mom. Combat Veteran. Blackhawk pilot. U.S. Senator. Illinoisan.
Roger McKenna - Archi... @RogerDog
1K Followers 603 Following A Louisiana Catahoula, reformed pound puppy who lived the good life in Burlington, VT. Loved and missed by my girl, @callmelou. I loved her the h*ckin’ mostest.
Effin' Birds @EffinBirds
245K Followers 1K Following by @aaronreynolds (he/him) • merch, books and tour details at https://t.co/telhOub0Fs • defeated Jimmy Fallon in a popularity contest
Geoff @headytopper
8 Followers 53 Following
Alan Alda @alanalda
276K Followers 181 Following Actor, Writer Host of the podcast "Clear+Vivid with Alan Alda". Listen here: https://t.co/UOAi9D75PP
Laura McKenna 🌸 @callmelou
1K Followers 811 Following Living it up in Burlington VT. Feminist. Summer camp director. Owner @PunchUpMedia. Runner, gardener, skier. I like learning new things. She/her.
Half An Onion 🧅 @HalfOnionInABag
460K Followers 12 Following Just here to get more followers than @elonmusk
WeRateDogs @dog_rates
9.1M Followers 13 Following Your Only Source For Professional Dog Ratings Instagram and Facebook ➜ WeRateDogs [email protected] | nonprofit: @15outof10 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
668: The Neighbor of ... @668_Beast
396 Followers 216 Following I am not special. Mastodon: @[email protected] BlueSky: @668Beast.bsky.social
Swear Trek @swear_trek
123K Followers 589 Following GIFs by @aaronreynolds & tweets by @kris__myers. Captions by @NicRobes, @ninjaburger, @noemptyline, & @joesondow. Loves colourful metaphors. ON HIATUS
Superdames Comics @superdames
4K Followers 834 Following D.M. Higgins, writer/editor of comics such as Jill Trent, Science Sleuth. Banner art by @AtomicNumber36
Lorraine C-L @LorraineCL
235 Followers 354 Following Outdoors, education, cats these days https://t.co/OsDmyxauO7
JEN KIRKMAN @JenKirkman
222K Followers 2K Following
Matt Gourley @MattGourley
38K Followers 852 Following Hi, I’m Matt. Superego, Conan, With Gourley And Rust, Bonanas For Bonanza, James Bonding, & Pistol Shrimps Radio. OH GOD, I DO PODCASTS.
Pistol Shrimps Radio @shrimpsradio
4K Followers 54 Following @pistolshrimpsBB action called by @markmcconville and @mattgourley. EMAIL: [email protected] SNAIL MAIL: Mark McConville PO Box 41284, LA, CA, 90041
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