condiment king @kitemansucks
the sultan of sauce. get fucked Joined November 2022-
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Need to hit the gym. Starting to develop a Baron Harkonnen appearance.
Vomit.
My time has come.
From the sublime to the ridiculous is but a small step. I took it
Decatur’s titty shaped hot air balloons > Huntsville’s phallic rockets
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The final episode of Seinfeld aired on this day, 25 years ago 🐐
Jennifer Lawrence in American Hustle. End of story
My brother is at Ulta right now with a person whom he calls his girlfriend. I’ve lost him, I fear.
I need to watch Dune again or I’m gonna implode
First teaser trailer for Yorgos Lanthimos POOR THINGS starring Emma Stone, Mark Ruffalo, and Willem Dafoe released
Thank you Auburn University for the best 4 years ❤️ (i have severe depression)
What am I supposed to say after I dap up my buddy and we both say “how you doing?” At the same time? Just walk away?
Something to remember today: bullying can be a good thing
EXCLUSIVE: @JamesGunn plans 'CONDIMENT KING' Movie, starring Jeff Goldblum. Goldblum quoted as saying "I relish the opportunity & wish I could say more but I'll have to ketchup with you later." Project will air on @hbomax & has a 4/1/24 release date. SOURCE: #AprilFoolsDay
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OUT OF ORDER @outttoforderrr
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happy veterans day
Jamaican riddler and he’s like riddle me dis badmon
when I was a child my favorite baseball player signed a baseball for me and while he was doing it he said son if you are not a United States senator by 2025 I will cut my own balls off
I just googled if rats can swim and Google said they are “excellent swimmers” and enjoy doing it. Prayers for y’all
#DEVELOPING: Major flooding happening now in NYC.
@3YearLetterman @greg_price11 I’m a constitutionally appointed attorney that Djs on the weekends and this checks out
Can we ban girls from working out. This is getting out of control
Kate’s heading to Chicago in STYLE😮💨 We’ve got the Yak tie dye design available in t-shirts for the perfect summer attire, check out the whole collection now in the @barstoolstore
willy wonka when augustus gloop fucking dies
if i saw this thing in the wild
Hugh Grant is Oompa Loompa
A new ‘DEADPOOL 3’ set video of Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman filming a fight scene on a beach 🎥 (via: dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/arti…)
Dear artists, what is preventing you from painting like this?
@mPinoe As a youngster watching Megan dominate the game I assumed she was a trans female. Faster, stronger and tougher than any other female athlete. Megan was my hero. I didn’t need to change to compete. You will be missed and other than the flag incident you were perfect. Thank you
First look at ‘AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER: QUEST FOR BALANCE’, a new action-adventure game releasing this Fall. Individuals can play as 9 playable characters and go through some of the most iconic moments from the series.
Okay Alabama fans, this chapter is for you what Fifty Shades was for moms in their 30s. Enjoy:
CHAPTER 29: Dale and I Pawn Randy’s Laptop to Attend the Georgia-Alabama Game Part 1 of 2 On Saturday, October 3, 2015, Georgia played Alabama at Sanford Stadium in Athens in a much-anticipated matchup. It went without saying that Dale and I were determined to make our way to…
“It’s to the point where it’s awkward. It’s too far.” Gronk speaks out on Baby Gronk @BussinWTB Vlog from TE University presented by @TwistedTea: youtu.be/KicLUeN9nq8
The woman next to me just pulled a little chihuahua out of her bag and started mouth kissing it as soon as we landed. And yet not 20 minutes earlier, she FREAKED out when she woke up to me smelling her hair. Like make up your mind
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