A man was cooked to death in a tumble dryer, and what did we do? Nothing. This fall I’ll be running for my third term as senior class president. I know I can count on your vote.
Would you rather be with an ugly girl who’s obsessed with you and loves you for who you are or a super hot girl who wants to fucking murder you and cheats on you and mutilates your body and buries it in cement under the Hollywood boulevard
Not sure what kind of sick joke this is - but all the guys ripping through my neighborhood on penny farthings need to fucking stop. My 19 year old dog got all fucked up by one of em
When going out for cocktails with your best bi buddies, you can use one or both of these phrases: “Let’s go drink some cock!” Or “Let’s go slam some tail!”
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