crimp dog @khuppet
Cleveland, OH Joined December 2021-
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A man was cooked to death in a tumble dryer, and what did we do? Nothing. This fall I’ll be running for my third term as senior class president. I know I can count on your vote.
Y’all “play” on words while I “play” with my pussy
Would you rather be with an ugly girl who’s obsessed with you and loves you for who you are or a super hot girl who wants to fucking murder you and cheats on you and mutilates your body and buries it in cement under the Hollywood boulevard
There are several people you speak to who would rather you die than their cat
Real conversation I heard: You know TDJ? Yeah he’s one of my boys. Why? Went to prep with him. Sick.
Who knew cumming in someone changes your relationship with them
Not sure what kind of sick joke this is - but all the guys ripping through my neighborhood on penny farthings need to fucking stop. My 19 year old dog got all fucked up by one of em
You can look at some people and just immediately tell how they were as a kid
“Oh yeah I’ll have to add it to my watch list” - guy who’s not watching the shitty movie you just recommended to him
When going out for cocktails with your best bi buddies, you can use one or both of these phrases: “Let’s go drink some cock!” Or “Let’s go slam some tail!”
Would you rather never speak to your mother again or punch her in the face as hard as you can with no explanation?
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