jupiter2012 @jupiter2012
At home bartender, occasional poet, political junkie and reluctant lover of trash tv jupiterinsured.blogspot.com Lexington, KY Joined May 2009-
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Y’all don’t know how I needed this today.
Y’all don’t know how I needed this today.
Me: I watch baseball because I’m a fan. Also me: I can tell you who on my team does and does not wear a cup and who is packing heat
I don’t have room or need for it, but the way I want a big ass TV.
Before we can make the sauce, we must go get the hairs cut.
Do I…have at home meals planned til Thursday? Who am I?
I still laugh at how quickly @TheBiancaDelRio dropped that damn podcast the minute she could get back in front of real humans.
Reflecting on the time when a straight man came into my mentions unsolicited talking some homophobic shit and I waited him out, sent some emails to his employer and got him fired. It may take me a year or so, and I won’t engage with crazy here, but I will absolutely win.
Tell me I’m pretty.
There’s is a very drunk woman a few seats down yelling at the pitcher and it’s gone from irritating to incredibly entertaining.
Let’s ditch work a little early and go see the @Reds
Hey, @dukeofearl232 it isn’t all bad for us this season.
Hey, @dukeofearl232 it isn’t all bad for us this season.
I’ve had @kellyclarkson’s “Red Flag Collector” stuck in my head all day.
Well, I have finished The House of Hidden Meanings and I may need an afternoon to recuperate. I also now have the agenda for my next several therapy sessions.
EC Crippen @elmercc3
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IssaMeBrianO @IssaMeBrianO
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27K Followers 11K Following Queer observer of the chaos | 😺😺 Dad | 👨🏻🤝👨🏽@clintfromdallas | he | him | his ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 🤍🩷🩵🤎🖤| KCMO➡️ PDX➡️SPB 🟰I’ll be back PNW 😎
manbearcat @manbearkitten
57K Followers 966 Following 🏳️🌈🪶 (2S) lawyer in san francisco. you’re gonna see a lot of cat content. he/him/his. hubby is @catdaddymd. citizen of ᏣᎳᎩᎯ ᎠᏰᎵ (@cherokeenation). #BLM
Tyler Logan @Loop528
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✨Spiff ✨ @Space_Man_Spiff
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J.R. @JRHensley12
7K Followers 4K Following Writer of YA/NA urban fantasy and lazy self-promoter. Chances are you'll see something gay. Aspiring "Elite" homosexual. Cis man. (Joking 90% of the time.)
Justin 🧐🏳️.. @thejjmg
4K Followers 5K Following Many have tried to corrige, none succeeded. Gay🌈 bloviating pedantic irreverent British-born midwest-raised New England Smartass Nerdbear. 👬 @intrepidbssnist
tommy pickles @sofarsogoodboy
7K Followers 3K Following science advocate & human first. sad boi. supportive internet stranger. current events, pop culture and ruminations. he/him 🌈
うさぎ Dragon @DisneyDragon
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Kevin Atkinson @IKEAtkinson
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✨ Captain Wonder �.. @CaptW0nd3r
10K Followers 8K Following LGBT Educator & Advocate | Author | INFJ | Wonder Woman fan | Dog dad | https://t.co/HDjcwRGnmC | He/him | Слава Україні!
Liam @Liampcahill
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itsonlyzach @itsonlyzach
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Geoffrey 🏳️�.. @TheGeoffey
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With the best musical nomination, #SuffsMusical producers Hillary Clinton and Malala Yousafzai have scored their first #TonyAwards nods. Full list of nominees: thr.cm/yfps7YZ
I had a come to Jesus meeting with myself about this just today. Carpe fucking diem.
This is such a powerful and thought-provoking quote.
Unfollowed a Chicago girlie 😢 They didn’t follow me which is fine but no like or reply when I replied to their tweet? Hurt my ego just enough 🥲 Off the tl with them! 🙂↕️
The tortured theater department
Hey #hivemind can we dial it back a bit please? 🐝
Tonight’s game has been delayed due to a bee colony forming on the protective netting behind home plate.
AND I DID IT AFTER ALL! 💅
If I close all my rings today, I’ll complete a perfect month which means I’ll dye my hair next month. 💇🏻♂️
@jenni__tolls @halloimgreg feel like I’m going to do a lot of “not you” replies to this but maybe I should just let people speculate
Today I learned you should check in with people before asking for support because they may not be in a space to even receive the request
We really used to just pick up the phone without knowing who’s calling. That’s wild.
If you can’t connect the dots between body hair, perceived masculinity, and how masculinity is lionized in the gay community… etc… while gestures/fashion perceived as feminine are seen as detrimental… and how Sam Smith fits into all of that… that’s a you-problem.
representation matters (boys who also tuck their non-existent hair behind their ears)
i know how actors operate but seeing how different josh is from patrick is sending me
Devices???
BREAKING: New reporting from MSNBC exposes the Trump legal team trying to use multiple devices and methods to keep Trump awake in court. Evidently they all are failing. Retweet to expose Trump for the sleepy old man that he is.
When selecting my Uber I always spring for the Goodest Boy ride. It's never not been worth it.
This is Khan. He is your Uber driver. But unlike most Ubers, all of his rides go to the park. And also you drive. 13/10 five stars
water by tyla. espresso by sabrina carpenter. we just need one more beverage themed pop single to complete every gay guy’s brunch order
honestly of all the Tony noms, im happiest about Dan Radcliffe's. He was wonderful in Merrily, truly, and he's also got a consistent body of quality stage work that he's quite obviously undertaken to separate the actor from his most famous role. How to Succeed + Equus=range
One of the most common acronyms in my work is “FF.” I have to keep from laughing EVERY TIME. Especially since one of the most common usages of it is “how many new FFs did you take last week?”
Being forced to watch someone fumble around in an excel document during a Zoom meeting should be considered cruel & unusual punishment.
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