jlo♡ @juleslowes
Tweets. Deletes. Repeats. London, England Joined April 2011-
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In the days people went to Church on Sunday I understand. The footfall vs overtime pay for employees happy to work on Easter Sunday must still be less? - Jules, 32, London, forgot to do her shopping yesterday.
Why are lanyards around all adults necks not talked about enough as an ick? * *me included
Davina McCall is, very simply, one of the best broadcasters Britains ever had.
Me: Them: Me: Them: Lift door opens “Bye!” “Bye! Have a lovely day!”
Oh f*ck off.
I really feel like I let myself down on this list. Would have been nice to be a Vice Admiral or something.
2020: year the world stood still
Did it hurt? When you realised 2024 is 40 days away, but you’re still processing 2020 which is about to be 4 years ago.
2/3 Morgan Wallen tickets for 3rd December in London please?!! Begging!
There’s this guy on TikTok who does nursery rhymes in the style of his favourite bands and the production standards are insane. This Mumford and Sons style rendition of You Are My Sunshine is genuinely as good as a song they would release
Looking for a Taylor Swift ticket for tonight 5th August at SOFI stadium!! #taylorswift #SoFiStadium #eras
for some reason Instagram keeps serving me ads for dresses that cost £100+ and if the internet has all my data why does it not know that is NOT in my budget
Still seeing Mothers Day posts. What does the phrase “thank you for choosing me to be your mummy” mean? Have I totally misunderstood science and how procreation works?
Why is Sunday spelt with a U and Monday with an O? Sonday. Munday.
Very sad!
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Told myself I was going to get my life together this long weekend and all I’ve done is nap
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Just got a call with some bad news re: an audition I did a few months ago. Never a failure, always a lesson. Aaron if you see this - well deserved mate, make sure you have fun with it. We’re all rooting for you.
The Bob is bobbing
@hansmollman I’ve decided to give him a good home
crying in the club why is he so heavily reduced, why does he only have one review, what is his story
how is it getting worse
Like many amateur photographers, I do occasionally experiment with editing. I wanted to express my apologies for any confusion the family photograph we shared yesterday caused. I hope everyone celebrating had a very happy Mother’s Day. C
Imagine you are genuinely trying to recover from a major surgery and you just have your social media and PR team coming in with increasingly worse news
If anyone is pitching a W1A style sitcom but about the press comms of the Royal Family I am begging you to have me on the writing team
If I was a Princess and I had to do my own photoshops I’d be fuming. Like they’re spending how much on Andrew’s lawyers and I’m hunched over an overheating laptop blurring layers on Adobe Photoshop are you kidding me
I would not keep anything in the pockets but I would pretend I have and go in to get it and then pull out a middle finger to my opponent 175 times
This is the lunch served up to my father in the Queen Elizabeth hospital, Glagow today. An absolute disgrace. Disgusting.
Oh f*ck off.
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