Jim Whitman @jimmywhit
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Best feature on the #iphone is when you want to send an audio message it won’t work, but when you’re telling scandalous secrets it’ll record and send all.
Spare me your Seinfeld and Office Bloopers. Hit me with all of them Fraiser bloopers #ASAP!!!
There is just too many hours of unseen, homemade skateboarding videos rotting away in fish-eyed lensed camcorders that need to be released ASAP. Come on now - let the world see all them Ollies.
Places I won’t go to? There. It’s what makes me so likable.
Took 20 years for someone to make the perfect joke. Glad I was the first and only one to do it best. @MTV #trl #jajajaGunit #timeless #lunchrocks #sandwhiches #clubsandwhiches #SandwichSensation #sandwichSoiree #fiddy.
Hey @VerizonSupport this is bananas. Spam callers are using all my day time minutes - can you tell them to stop? Xoxo.
If it is in fact many islands - shouldn’t they be called CayMEN Islands?!?! #ImJustSayin #getAClueFellas
Hey @TheDoctors, this kid I kind of know was saying that I can basically burn my @PlanetFitness membership if I just drink three quarts of #ozempic. Because then I’ll just have abs. Any truth to this you think? What say you @novonordiskus? This little twerp just teasing me?
I haven’t seen it yet, but Terminal Velocity exist because David Twohy wrote it. So, heck yeah I’m on board with whatever the #SAG wants and needs!
TONS of people have been asking me to do another AMA on here for a while now- So here we go… #AMA about @markwahlberg. ANY 👏 THING 👏
Pretend it’s like 4 weeks ago… Rocky’s morning Egg drink would have set him back Quite the pretty penny today 😉
Whatever you do don’t watch this set if you are in the industry, as it may or may not reveal my actual age. youtu.be/R6TZmfw5f_c
Been super busy lately cross breeding all of my neighbors dogs. HMU if you want/need a fistful of fresh puppies for #ValentinesDay2023 or for the #nflPlayoffs of just for whatever.
Horse Whispers are important and all, but no one seems to value my Horse Screaming talents.
Hi @dearabby, what would you say is the best way to tell all my H8ters to just Back Off?!
Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman
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Dan Crohn @DanCrohn
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Erica Rhodes @ericarhodes
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Mrs. Met @kingofworcester
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Joe List @JoeListComedy
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RubyRoomComedy @RubyRoomComedy
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Eli Rosenberg NBC10 B.. @EliNBCBoston
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inebri-art @inebriart
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Jacob Noble @jacobnnoble7
542 Followers 1K Following A person who likes things. people (mostly liberals) are schmucks #votegold #votelibertarian #TuAnon #Celtics #Dolphins
Salesmen @salesmenfilm
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Scamps Comedy @ScampsComedy
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Neil @RDN_golf
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jay svoboda @jaysvoboda
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DorchesterDebutante @LauraSeverse
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Death In Entertainmen.. @DIEPod2021
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Michelle Wu 吳弭 @wutrain
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Dan McNealy @DJMcnealy
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Josh Cooper @J11kuper
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Sad Guy With a Beard @FSpageddy
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Erik Tynan @eriktynan
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Eric Quakenbush @SparkingAction
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MtnMetMommy @MetMommy
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman
200K Followers 4K Following Year round iced coffee drinker. Stand-up special "People Pleaser" out now. Previously: Last Week Tonight, Mrs. Maisel, Head Writer/EP Desus & Mero.
Dan Crohn @DanCrohn
3K Followers 552 Following My new album “ You’re Better Than This” is out on all streaming platforms! Link: https://t.co/NAKi6BcWP3
Ken Reid @KennethWReid
8K Followers 1K Following Pop culture damaged man. Too cynical for placebos All views and statements are my own and do not reflect any organization or businesses.
Will Noonan @willnoonan
18K Followers 605 Following COMEDY SPECIAL “50 TIKTOKS AT ONCE” IS FREE ON YOUTUBE 🏁 LINK IN BIO
Jonathan Tillson @JonathanTillson
5K Followers 5K Following Stand Up Comic / Writer / Host of @explainingshow
Gus Viveiros @GusVcomic
863 Followers 454 Following
Andrew Mayer @mayercomedy
1K Followers 552 Following I think it is humorous when animals are placed in people situations. My latest standup album, Having a Nice Time, is available everywhere now
Sam Jay @SamJayComic
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follow @danajaybein.b.. @danajaybein
9K Followers 7K Following Human | Comedian | Wrote #CoronavirusRhapsody | He ~ Him ~ His
Mrs. Met @kingofworcester
1K Followers 1K Following Host of The Sort of Late Show @SortOfLateShow, Hot Dog! at Coney Island and WOOtenanny a comedy festival, all in Worcester, MA. IG: @sirshaunconnolly
Joe List @JoeListComedy
112K Followers 1K Following I'm a comedian and I have a 3 one hour comedy specials available for free on YouTube. “I Hate Myself” & “This Years Material” & “Enough For Everybody”
Steven Castillo @STEEEZUSCHRIST
20K Followers 3K Following cartoon network’s “comics to watch,” @nbcsnl, just for laughs
The Pigeon @The_Pigeon
94K Followers 35 Following It's me, The Pigeon. The most famous bird on here...now. No DMs, please. Unless you know of a bus I could drive. Mo is online as (@)OfficiallyOfficialMo on IG!
FedEx Help @FedExHelp
84K Followers 307 Following Welcome to the official U.S. FedEx Customer Service page. Follow @FedEx for updates.
The Hollywood Recorde.. @threcorder
418 Followers 5 Following Entertainment news, reviews, and more. The #1 source of celebrity news and gossip.
Historic Vids @historyinmemes
5.2M Followers 209 Following Daily history lessons. Education through memes!
Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps
1.8M Followers 1K Following The home of terrible maps with a pinch of humour [email protected]
Indiana Jones @IndianaJones
119K Followers 11 Following #IndianaJones and the Dial of Destiny, now streaming on @DisneyPlus. Own it on 4K Ultra HD, Blu-ray, & DVD December 5.
Matt Shearer @MattWBZ
29K Followers 1K Following Reporter @wbznewsradio / Best of Boston 2023, but was probably also Worst of Boston at some point.
Tony V @TonyVComic
345 Followers 569 Following
Pepé the King Prawn @SpicyPrawn
101K Followers 68 Following The official Twitter handle of Pepe the King Prawn, okay.
Don Orsillo @DonOrsillo
509K Followers 2K Following TV Play-By-Play San Diego Padres, MLBonTBS, MLBonFOX. Boston Red Sox 2001-2015. 10-Time MLB Post Season Announcer TBS. Films: Fever Pitch, The Town, The Heat.
chaotic memes @memechaotic
1.6M Followers 7 Following DM for credit or removal | previously @/clubphotos_
Eli Rosenberg NBC10 B.. @EliNBCBoston
4K Followers 3K Following Reporter @NBCBoston | @NBC Email: [email protected] | https://t.co/TkwyFLPOs7
Volodymyr Zelenskyy /.. @ZelenskyyUa
7.4M Followers 1 Following President of Ukraine / Президент України
Jacob Noble @jacobnnoble7
542 Followers 1K Following A person who likes things. people (mostly liberals) are schmucks #votegold #votelibertarian #TuAnon #Celtics #Dolphins
Hubble @NASAHubble
9.0M Followers 70 Following The official X account for the NASA Hubble Space Telescope, managed and operated by NASA's Goddard Space Flight Center.
DorchesterDebutante @LauraSeverse
883 Followers 2K Following Comedian at Large/follow me on Instagram: Laura Severse or BarbieTown(ie), your call
Charlie Bradshaw @cbradshaw62
204 Followers 34 Following
Curiosity Rover @MarsCuriosity
4.2M Followers 52 Following Your friendly neighborhood NASA Mars rover. Exploring the Red Planet since 2012. Team headquartered at @NASAJPL 🚀 (Verification: https://t.co/T3V89CljZ2)
Wahconah Reg HS @wahconahrhs
903 Followers 192 Following A National Unified Champion School | Home of the Warriors | We R.I.S.E. | Resilience ~ Integrity ~ Self-Direction ~ Empathy
Howard Herman @howardherman
4K Followers 5K Following Sports columnist at the Berkshire Eagle, proud parent of two college graduates, and husband of the most patient wife I know. Tweets are mine.
Rex Chapman🏇🏼 @RexChapman
1.2M Followers 32K Following It’s Hard For Me to Live With Me is available now - for business please contact [email protected] - for media requests: [email protected]
Martin Herlihy @martinmherlihy
112K Followers 593 Following Also in a sketch group with my friends https://t.co/6Gaw4SYfsm
Tim Kalpakis @TimKalpakis
34K Followers 1K Following Tv writer from @TheBirthdayBoys Between Two Ferns @ComedyBangBang ILYA w/ Sarah Silverman & Digman & in the band @TheSloppyBoys
Deval Patrick @DevalPatrick
54K Followers 1K Following Two-term Governor of Massachusetts, civil rights attorney, business leader, beekeeper. The Vistria Group, @HarvardCPL. Via Chicago's South Side.
Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go
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Killer Mike @KillerMike
526K Followers 2K Following CATCH ME ON THE DOWN BY LAW TOUR THIS SUMMER! TICKETS ON https://t.co/ACoNW6kREI ☦️
Jean-Claude Van Damme @JCVD
417K Followers 81 Following Actor/Director/Martial Artist #JCVD 🌐 https://t.co/7EZLzXLLXz | 🛒 https://t.co/MePIux6aXL
Boston 311 @BOS311
8K Followers 109 Following Official Twitter of Boston 311, @cityofboston’s hub for non-emergency city services. This account is not monitored 24/7 - for immediate assistance, call 311.
Who's Bad @whosbadmusic
3K Followers 832 Following Originally founded in 2003 as a tribute to Michael Jackson's musical legacy, Who's Bad Music now boasts a stable of authentic, live and high-energy productions.
Arnold @Schwarzenegger
5.2M Followers 468 Following TV Dad, Bodybuilder, Conan, Terminator, and former Governor of California. I killed the Predator. I told you I'd be back. I’m here to pump you up.
Eugene Mirman @EugeneMirman
372K Followers 620 Following I'm a comedian & voice Gene on @BobsBurgersFox. Also Delocated, @Fotc, Archer. Tour dates: May 9 & 10 with Derrick Brown at Rockwell in Somerville, MA.
Dara Ó Briain @daraobriain
2.6M Followers 699 Following Talks far too quickly, mumbles, and yet, still doing it. Touring New show Nov 2021, into 2022/23! Latest science book for kids "Is there Anybody Out There?"
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181K Followers 2K Following Founder and Creative Director of Jillian Harris Design and The Jilly Box. I pour my heart and soul into every endeavour! ❤️
Wife gets hearing aid and hears husband’s voice for first time.
Okay the second part of this story may actually have happened after my set when he invited me to the couch and over credits said: “You know we can’t use any of that, right? We’re gonna have to air an old episode of Get Smart or something.”
One of the funniest stupidest jokes of all time.
@alyssakeiko is watching big lebowski for the first time and we just near cried together at this:
Boston has never been more locked in. @wbznewsradio
We don’t usually have white devils on the podcast but we we do it’s Will Fucking Ferrell
@MTV @_FloMilli Once @_FloMilli winked at me from across the room at @redrobinburgers in Marion OH. I was on cloud 9 for like 6 days. Driver on my @GreyhoundBus back to Pittsfield MA kept snipping “enough already with the FloMilli winking at you story! We’re all sick of it” for like 5 states.
✩ CALLING ALL FLO MILLI FANS ✩ Reply to this post explaining why you love @_FloMilli or how she's impacted your life, and your post might be featured on MTV's Instagram!
getting escorted out of a g*n show for rating them based on mouth feel
@jimmywhit Hi Jim, send us a private message with your contact information.
Took 20 years for someone to make the perfect joke. Glad I was the first and only one to do it best. @MTV #trl #jajajaGunit #timeless #lunchrocks #sandwhiches #clubsandwhiches #SandwichSensation #sandwichSoiree #fiddy.
This is the best cover of “War Pigs” ever. Why didn’t you guys call me?
that souvenir cup you got at a minor league baseball game 3 years ago that you almost exclusively drink tap water out of
What’s the male version of those Stanley cups
Alex Lee makes 1-2 free throws. CJ Mitchell misses a contested 3 point shot as Williams beats Amherst 69-67.
Boston's underground tunnel scene. @wbznewsradio
2-Year-Old Unaware He’s Basis For 6 Couples’ Decisions Not To Have Kids bit.ly/3viVMMh
I don't think I realized it as it was happening, but 2023 was great for me personally. Thank YOU for allowing me to do what I do for a living. Also, @wbznewsradio
Hey look it’s something great that everyone should like!
He’s come a long way. #GaryGulman: Born on 3rd Base, the new comedy special presented by Conan O’Brien & Team Coco, premieres December 21 on Max.
@GaryGulman has such an original comedic mind that watching his thoughts unfold is like watching a magic trick. But it's not a magic trick, so if you're looking for actual magic this is not the special for you.
He’s come a long way. #GaryGulman: Born on 3rd Base, the new comedy special presented by Conan O’Brien & Team Coco, premieres December 21 on Max.
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