Kill All Humans @jennecat
There is probably a cat in my lap right now. McHenry County, Illinois Joined January 2011-
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So when is the robot uprising scheduled to start? #KillAllHumans #YouMeatbagsHadYourChance
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Go vote today, if you haven’t yet. Even if you don’t like the pres. candidates, vote for the downticket state and local races.
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We've updated our Twitter header in honor of the election.
2016 just went from a dumpster fire to a landfill fire, with the added possibility of a fireworks factory fire. 😖
I have loaded my instagram feed with cute cat pics/vids. That’s the only way I’ll survive the next few days.
@Atara Make it stop, please lord, make it stop. 😱😫
I just worked seven days straight. I was at work today for twelve and a half hours. I am very tired.
I’d come to you, Canada, but I kinda don’t want to pack up my house and move again.
We have Stanley cup hockey, and good beer, plus I can say ‘sorry’ in French. Please?
Dear Canada, could you annex us please? I want Trudeau as my PM.
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Nature walks Soaking in a hot bath Reading a really good book Learning something new and interesting Guacamole
Kittens Soft yarn running through my fingers Homemade soup Fresh baked bread Husband cuddles Sunlight through leaves Naps
@Atara I’m a hockey fan, I’m used to games turning around quickly in the second half.
@Atara It’s only the 5th inning. Don’t give up yet.
@Atara I don’t remember singing that one at baseball games. America the Beautiful, maybe.
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@mrgipson That’s all I ask for in life.
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