jason @jasonfzimmerman

Good on any Paseo boulevard. Kansas City, MO Joined January 2011

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Kevin Collison @kckansascity

4 years ago

Midwest (Kansas City metro) Mayors Debated When to Reopen In a Frank Call nytimes.com/2020/04/24/us/…

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Paul Lukas @UniWatch

9 years ago

7/4 is about the Declaration of Independence, but the Tulsa Drillers' jersey shows preamble to the Constitution.

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Paul Lukas @UniWatch

10 years ago

So bad it's ... well, still pretty bad: Every NFL team logo redesign with, or as, a penis. bit.ly/1yWOOoJ

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Paul Lukas @UniWatch

10 years ago

Riot cop in Ferguson, Mo., wearing Rawlings-branded shinguards!

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rooting for everyone resisting oppression | author, Becoming Abolitionists | movement lawyer | Guardian columnist | @DreamDefenders | @Hammerandhope

derecka @dereckapurnell

Just a Chiefs fan having fun remembering the good old days and the men who played for the Chiefs. I will remove any images upon request from copyright holders.

Vintage KCChiefs @Vintage_Chiefs

8K Followers 5K Following Just a Chiefs fan having fun remembering the good old days and the men who played for the Chiefs. I will remove any images upon request from copyright holders.

Morning Edition host, music coordinator, and caffeine enthusiast at @KCUR, Kansas City's @NPR affiliate - younger than he looks, but older than he sounds.

KCUR Morning Guy (tor.. @KCURMichael

3K Followers 2K Following Morning Edition host, music coordinator, and caffeine enthusiast at @KCUR, Kansas City's @NPR affiliate - younger than he looks, but older than he sounds.

Carla lander @carlalander8

340 Followers 3K Following Being in love with yourself is the most beautiful thing.

Lily Cadenhead @CadenheadL60754

86 Followers 5K Following

Nelle Nghe @nell_ngh

13 Followers 4K Following 21 / Lets Chat👇🔞

Kiera Lattimore @kiera98380

37 Followers 232 Following Designing dreams, one space at a time.

Evie-rose Allegood @AllegoodEv13668

80 Followers 5K Following

Tyler Hynes Fan Page @HynesTyler32416

7 Followers 522 Following

Clementina Knesel @ClementinKne

71 Followers 5K Following

Athena Kinkin @AthenKink

17 Followers 2K Following Athena | Lets Have Fun👇

Genevieve Neumaier @GenevieNeuma

19 Followers 3K Following

Marie E. Cook @queenmar101

837 Followers 3K Following she/her I'm not a bot | BLM | I block new and fake accounts

T Hudson @BFTHud

954 Followers 2K Following Average man/husband/dad. Military brat. Braves/Dawgs/Chiefs. Fresno grad. Camp/fish/hunt. Blessed beyond anything I deserve

Freedom-loving citizen, business-owning, middle American. Three things I know. There's God, we live in a great country and we have a big fat, corrupt government

Paulina Bassey @dhon_pab

160 Followers 1K Following Freedom-loving citizen, business-owning, middle American. Three things I know. There's God, we live in a great country and we have a big fat, corrupt government

The Ian Fritts Show @ianfrittsshow

367 Followers 745 Following A College Football Podcast/YouTube. I talk all things happening in the world of college football

Jessica Campbell @JessicaCam71101

7 Followers 438 Following

Lisa @mopavahijizi

322 Followers 5K Following Proudly mom, analyst, expert , 🇺🇸 GOD!

Ryan Edwards @aseamatef

87 Followers 3K Following I’m a powerball winner of $390.7m,I’m using this medium to appreciate the society by giving out $3500 each to my first 2k followers& poor/needy

X (3x Super Bowl Cham.. @NegronamedX

241 Followers 665 Following (Romans 5) Pointless tweets from the Midwest @Chiefs @Royals @Memgrizz @WWE @SportingKC @Arsenal

JGs Lounge @JukeboxGinger

503 Followers 1K Following I run a network. Host of StarrDumB podcast, Host of In The Lounge, Ambassador https://t.co/c9lIFpdjFN https://t.co/2z7FvK23yz use code GINGER15

mike 🛫 @mikeytheasian

326 Followers 1K Following I make computers work | 🇨🇳🇺🇸 #avgeek Views are my own and do not represent those of my employers. he/him | @a350simp

Elsa @Elsa1325326

4 Followers 245 Following I’m very loving and caring to be with

Ava stone @avastone247

235 Followers 5K Following always Horny🥵

ElsaElsa @ElsaElsa

7K Followers 767 Following Astrologer, Blogger & author of, Heaven, I Mean Circle K https://t.co/A5BavtMDx9 Tip https://t.co/BOBkjQyxD8 Thank you!

I love SPORTS, play the DRUMS,Music across many decades, Biology, In particular Physiology, Ecology, and Geography. It's a Most interesting & BEAUTIFUL world.

Tom Puszkarczuk @Puszkarczu72605

206 Followers 967 Following I love SPORTS, play the DRUMS,Music across many decades, Biology, In particular Physiology, Ecology, and Geography. It's a Most interesting & BEAUTIFUL world.

Gear up for our yearly quest to the Super Bowl in this fun NFL podcast for football fans. Let's share some laughs along the way! 🤣🏈📢

Two Punts One Goal @Twopuntsonegoal

2K Followers 5K Following Gear up for our yearly quest to the Super Bowl in this fun NFL podcast for football fans. Let's share some laughs along the way! 🤣🏈📢

Thaddeus Mora @ThaddeusMo99560

120 Followers 3K Following

Laura Ethan @lauraEthan00

298 Followers 4K Following 🧾🖥️🅴🅽🆃🆁🅴🅿🆁🅴🅽🅴🆄🆁 🌍🆃🆁🅰🆅🅴🅻🚁 🅻🅸🅵🅴🆂🆃🆈🅻🅴 🅱🆄🆂🅸🅽🅴🆂🆂 ™️ 💵 🅿🆁🅾🅵🅸🆃💯💯 🆃🆁🅰🅳🅴 & 🆃🅴🅰🅲🅷 🅿🅴🅾🅿🅻🅴 #ⒷⓉⒸ#

Netheer @Netheer520638

2 Followers 67 Following It doesn’t mean I’m lonely, when I’m alone😌Life on earth is expensive, but it includes a free trip around the sun.🥱

i would put something classy and inspirational in here, but that's just not my style. PA born, now living the yinzer diaspora life. Pitt/Steelers/Pens/Bucs/MUFC

Andy V @advgoalie29

376 Followers 3K Following i would put something classy and inspirational in here, but that's just not my style. PA born, now living the yinzer diaspora life. Pitt/Steelers/Pens/Bucs/MUFC

NWS Kansas City @NWSKansasCity

106K Followers 399 Following This is the official twitter account for the National Weather Service in Kansas City/Pleasant Hill, MO. Details: https://t.co/bOa5DHWOkg

Mayor Q @QuintonLucasKC

102K Followers 973 Following Personal account of Quinton Lucas, Mayor of Kansas City. “Aldi-Brand Obama.” For official updates go to @MayorLucasKC

Sports columnist for The Kansas City Star. Hit me up: smcdowell@kcstar.com.

Sam McDowell @SamMcDowell11

27K Followers 824 Following Sports columnist for The Kansas City Star. Hit me up: [email protected].

Kansas City @KansasCity

157K Followers 394 Following Official account for the City of Kansas City, Missouri. Follows & RT’s are not endorsements. Service Req - @KCMO311.

KC Current @thekccurrent

61K Followers 483 Following WE ARE #KCBABY Find us at @cpkcstadium 🏟️

KCUR @kcur

30K Followers 1K Following Breaking news and @NPR for the Kansas City region. 🚎☀️ 89.3 FM 📻🎧 Nonprofit & independent 🌈

Two States. One City. One Club. | #SportingKC Español: @SoySporting | #VamosKC | 2026 WC Host City @FWC26KansasCity | Every match on #MLSSeasonPass on @AppleTV

Sporting Kansas City @SportingKC

395K Followers 852 Following Two States. One City. One Club. | #SportingKC Español: @SoySporting | #VamosKC | 2026 WC Host City @FWC26KansasCity | Every match on #MLSSeasonPass on @AppleTV

Rany Jazayerli @jazayerli

51K Followers 97 Following Dermatologist. Occasional sportswriter. Weekly podcaster. Father of four girls. Muslim.

Mike McGrew @Zavcurrent

1K Followers 522 Following KC Current, KC development, but mostly bad jokes.

derecka @dereckapurnell

PeggyLowe @peggyllowe

3K Followers 2K Following Host and reporter for "Overlooked," a @kcur investigative podcast about police corruption. Adjunct @umkc. @UMWallaceHouse alum.

Vintage KCChiefs @Vintage_Chiefs

8K Followers 5K Following Just a Chiefs fan having fun remembering the good old days and the men who played for the Chiefs. I will remove any images upon request from copyright holders.

KCUR Morning Guy (tor.. @KCURMichael

3K Followers 2K Following Morning Edition host, music coordinator, and caffeine enthusiast at @KCUR, Kansas City's @NPR affiliate - younger than he looks, but older than he sounds.

The Chief in The North Substack. Only Weird Games. Former: SB Nation, The Athletic. Lawyer. Former pastor. Married way up, 5 great kids. I'm tired. Jesus saves.

Seth Keysor @RealMNchiefsfan

71K Followers 370 Following The Chief in The North Substack. Only Weird Games. Former: SB Nation, The Athletic. Lawyer. Former pastor. Married way up, 5 great kids. I'm tired. Jesus saves.

Kansas City Royals @Royals

1.1M Followers 839 Following Official account of the Kansas City Royals. Game day assistance: @RoyalsAssist

Crossroads Arts District is the creative epicenter of Kansas City. Hosting First Fridays _every_ month. Official tweets by the Crossroads Community Association.

KCCrossroads.org @KCCrossroads

49K Followers 577 Following Crossroads Arts District is the creative epicenter of Kansas City. Hosting First Fridays _every_ month. Official tweets by the Crossroads Community Association.

James Starritt 🏴�.. @JamesStarritt

2K Followers 752 Following Englishman. I make all things. Foodie. Homebrewer. Gooner since the early 80s. AO dude. F1 nut. He/Him

Glock Rivers @One1Man1Army

1K Followers 907 Following Ten Time Champ, Bout to Be Eleven. Proud Pitt Man. GlockRivers on Letterboxd. Fearless Leader of the Yarnell Hive.

We are working to protect and support the employees of @kcur and its media partnerships. We are seeking to unionize through @CWAUnion.

We Make KCUR @WeMakeKCUR

113 Followers 44 Following We are working to protect and support the employees of @kcur and its media partnerships. We are seeking to unionize through @CWAUnion.

Jackson Stone @Jackson_Stoneee

3K Followers 424 Following Reporter/Producer for @MLB dot com | Past: @QCTimes, @CoMoSports, @NFL | Mizzou alum

Soren Iverson @soren_iverson

264K Followers 116 Following New ideas daily.

laptop class warrior, midwesterner in exile, culture war arms dealer, dark statistician. modernity has failed us and i'd love it if we made it

cold 🥑 @coldhealing

64K Followers 2K Following laptop class warrior, midwesterner in exile, culture war arms dealer, dark statistician. modernity has failed us and i'd love it if we made it

Breaking news reporter @KCStar | Likes/RTs ≠ endorsements | Past: @qctimes, @chicagotribune, @RTDNews | Alum: @UISedu, @SIUC_SoJ | Tips: blukitsch@kcstar.com

Bill Lukitsch @lukitsbill

1K Followers 702 Following Breaking news reporter @KCStar | Likes/RTs ≠ endorsements | Past: @qctimes, @chicagotribune, @RTDNews | Alum: @UISedu, @SIUC_SoJ | Tips: [email protected]

@kshb41 news reporter in KC. Frmr @ksdknews reporter. IL raised & @Mizzou made. Otherwise found drinking coffee, quoting Friends or talking about Taylor Swift.

Elyse Schoenig @ElyseSchoenig

2K Followers 543 Following @kshb41 news reporter in KC. Frmr @ksdknews reporter. IL raised & @Mizzou made. Otherwise found drinking coffee, quoting Friends or talking about Taylor Swift.

Kauffman Athletics @EMKS_Athletics

10 Followers 24 Following Athletics program for Ewing Marion Kauffman School

Weekend AM Meteorologist @fox4kc l @ametsoc CBM #906 I Emmy Nominated l @KansasCity Native l @Mizzou Meteorology Class of 2017

Alex Countee @AlexCounteeWX

1K Followers 1K Following Weekend AM Meteorologist @fox4kc l @ametsoc CBM #906 I Emmy Nominated l @KansasCity Native l @Mizzou Meteorology Class of 2017

LA ➡️ KC | 🎙️#SportingKC on @NoOtherPod, part of @KCSportsNetwork | 📝 @KCSoccerJournal, @SBISoccer, @TotalMLS | @USCAnnenberg grad. #USC Trojan. ✌️ He/him

Jimmy Mack @jcmack03

3K Followers 2K Following LA ➡️ KC | 🎙️#SportingKC on @NoOtherPod, part of @KCSportsNetwork | 📝 @KCSoccerJournal, @SBISoccer, @TotalMLS | @USCAnnenberg grad. #USC Trojan. ✌️ He/him

Consisting of 85 environmental monitoring stations throughout Kansas, we are operated by @KState and within @KStateAgron/@KStateRE

Kansas Mesonet @ksmesonet

4K Followers 210 Following Consisting of 85 environmental monitoring stations throughout Kansas, we are operated by @KState and within @KStateAgron/@KStateRE

Revolutionary Tribuna.. @platinombrero

3K Followers 3K Following fraternite, egalite, wildcardite

Jay Cuda @JayCuda

142K Followers 932 Following I post about #WhiteSox & sports stats • 35 • Golfer ⛳️ Woodworker🪚 MSU '11 Civil engineering

Stephen Jones @Tornado_Steejo

6K Followers 2K Following Live Storms Media - Storm Chaser - Weather Enthusiast - Photographer

Amazing Maps @amazingmap

617K Followers 14K Following Amazing maps brought to your attention. Turn our tweet notifications ON to never miss a tweet! Business/Map Ideas

Midwest Modern @JoshLipnik

120K Followers 832 Following Architecture, Art, and Design from the Midwest | Subscribe on Patreon: https://t.co/DJqLP7OoZM | Contact at [email protected]

possum rights activist & oat milk enthusiast (they/them) // local government reporter at @kcbeacon, former: @columbiajourn stabile and @SU_spectator

Josh Merchant @jshmrchnt

609 Followers 779 Following possum rights activist & oat milk enthusiast (they/them) // local government reporter at @kcbeacon, former: @columbiajourn stabile and @SU_spectator

Nate Manzo @cfbNate

3K Followers 478 Following College football lover | #dataviz enthusiast | amateur football nerd | OU grad | #Rstats 📊

mike 🛫 @mikeytheasian

326 Followers 1K Following I make computers work | 🇨🇳🇺🇸 #avgeek Views are my own and do not represent those of my employers. he/him | @a350simp

𝙃𝙚𝙡𝙢𝙚�.. @HelmetAddict

36K Followers 348 Following ᴛʜᴇ ᴀʀᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴏᴏᴛʙᴀʟʟ ʜᴇʟᴍᴇᴛ. 𝗗𝗜𝗬 𝗙𝗢𝗢𝗧𝗕𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗛𝗘𝗟𝗠𝗘𝗧𝗦 𝗔𝗥𝗧 𝗦𝗣𝗢𝗥𝗧𝗦 POP 𝗛𝗜𝗦𝗧𝗢𝗥𝗬 | ʜᴇʟᴍᴇᴛꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀʀᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ʙʏ @mikeclinejr

A hidden gem in the heart of Swope Park, HOA features a 9-hole Par 35, a 9-hole Par 3 course, a wide open driving range, and practice greens!

@HOAGolfCourse @hoagolfcourse

124 Followers 144 Following A hidden gem in the heart of Swope Park, HOA features a 9-hole Par 35, a 9-hole Par 3 course, a wide open driving range, and practice greens!

Helmet Stalker @HelmetStalker

20K Followers 832 Following Covering helmet changes and news for the big name guys, the kickers, and everybody in between. No Copyright Intended.

Twitter of the University of Pittsburgh Volleyball Team 5x ACC Champions (‘17, ‘18, ‘19, ‘22, ‘23) | 4x NCAA Elite Eight | 2021, 2022 & 2023 Final Four #H2P

Pitt Volleyball @Pitt_VB

21K Followers 458 Following Twitter of the University of Pittsburgh Volleyball Team 5x ACC Champions (‘17, ‘18, ‘19, ‘22, ‘23) | 4x NCAA Elite Eight | 2021, 2022 & 2023 Final Four #H2P

2-days of Music, Community & Adventure returns Aug. 9 & 10, 2024 at Falconwood Park just 10 minutes south of Downtown Omaha, NE!

Outlandia Music Festi.. @OutlandiaFest

720 Followers 172 Following 2-days of Music, Community & Adventure returns Aug. 9 & 10, 2024 at Falconwood Park just 10 minutes south of Downtown Omaha, NE!

Strengthening Pitt’s reputation as a top destination for elite athletes by providing NIL opportunities to current & future stars of the program.

Alliance 412 @Alliance_412

3K Followers 280 Following Strengthening Pitt’s reputation as a top destination for elite athletes by providing NIL opportunities to current & future stars of the program.

FB_Helmet_Guy @FB_Helmet_Guy

46K Followers 198 Following NFL/NCAA helmets and uniforms, vintage NFL collectibles, mostly 80s/90s NFL/NCAA football.

Gridiron Uniforms @GridironUniform

8K Followers 320 Following The Gridiron Uniform Database - The database of all professional football uniforms worn since 1920.

Meteorologists @AlenaKCTV5, @GregBennettKCTV, @WarrenKCTV5, and @SavannahTKCTV5 bring you the latest from the Storm Track 5 Weather Center

First Warn 5 Weather .. @KCTVFirstWarn5

11K Followers 399 Following Meteorologists @AlenaKCTV5, @GregBennettKCTV, @WarrenKCTV5, and @SavannahTKCTV5 bring you the latest from the Storm Track 5 Weather Center

Alena Lee @alenaleewx

5K Followers 1K Following uh-lee-nuh // Meteorologist. Vegas Born. ASU Sun Devil & @cronkite_asu Grad. Dog Mom.

Format Festival @format_festival

859 Followers 66 Following FORMAT is a festival combining music, art, and technology in N.W. Arkansas.

Missouri Department o.. @MissouriRevenue

4K Followers 53 Following The Missouri Department of Revenue serves as the central collection agency for all state revenues.

Wilson Vance @wilsonvance

634 Followers 345 Following social housing in my backyard

Andrea Bough @AndreaBough

2K Followers 856 Following Wife, mom, attorney, former small business owner, sports fan and KCMO City Councilwoman, 6th District At Large.

Johnathan Duncan @JDuncanKC

1K Followers 2K Following Army veteran. Leader @kctenants. Councilman Kansas City Council 6th District. (he/him)

Our mission is to lead public education to unprecedented levels of academic achievement by fostering a strong charter movement. #WeAreCharter

publiccharters.org @charteralliance

24K Followers 2K Following Our mission is to lead public education to unprecedented levels of academic achievement by fostering a strong charter movement. #WeAreCharter

The official Twitter account of the University of Pittsburgh's Office for Equity, Diversity, & Inclusion #PittDiversity #h2p

Pitt Office for Equit.. @PittDiversity

1K Followers 299 Following The official Twitter account of the University of Pittsburgh's Office for Equity, Diversity, & Inclusion #PittDiversity #h2p

Jenny Eliscu @jennylsq

28K Followers 416 Following i, too, have a podcast ⬇️

poorly drawn lines @PDLComics

319K Followers 321 Following Comics by Reza Farazmand

NFL Fashion Advice @fashion_nfl

56K Followers 956 Following NFL Fashion Advice. Uniform banter and all things football. Keep it simple. Give the people what they want. Author of the Bets Dressed newsletter.

Digital Product Manager @ Commerce Bank—opinions are my own. Alum of @CenturionsKC Apex '21 & KU/JCCC/SMS | Downtown, KCUR, Chiefs & pun enthusiast | #KC

John Coler @JohnJohnColer

2K Followers 3K Following Digital Product Manager @ Commerce Bank—opinions are my own. Alum of @CenturionsKC Apex '21 & KU/JCCC/SMS | Downtown, KCUR, Chiefs & pun enthusiast | #KC

Jaylon T. Thompson @jaylonthompson

5K Followers 2K Following Royals reporter @KCStar | UGA 🐶 | NABJ | @SJI_Update | Proverbs 3:5-6

Reimagining a better Kansas City through conceptual urban design on both large and small scales. Not affiliated with the government of KCMO

UrbanLab KC @urbanlab_kc

1K Followers 192 Following Reimagining a better Kansas City through conceptual urban design on both large and small scales. Not affiliated with the government of KCMO

Keeping the Kansas City metro up to speed on all things real estate and development for @KCBizJournal. News tips: tfriestad@bizjournals.com.

Thomas Friestad @KCBJ_Thomas

3K Followers 1K Following Keeping the Kansas City metro up to speed on all things real estate and development for @KCBizJournal. News tips: [email protected].

Big Game Boomer @BigGameBoomer

109K Followers 2K Following 24/7 College Sports Talk - Podcast - @prizepicks Promo Code - BGB - @HomefieldApparl Promo BGB - @seatgeek - BGB

Noah Hiles @_NoahHiles

9K Followers 1K Following Pirates beat writer for @PittsburghPG l Big fan of Dave & Buster’s | Former owner of a legacy checkmark | University of Mount Union Alum | Let’s Go Knicks

Formerly @CapelFaithful. Hosts of The Loyal Sons Show presented by @SectionFivePods. #H2P For inquiries: LoyalSonsEmail@gmail.com

The Loyal Sons @TheLoyalSons

10K Followers 3K Following Formerly @CapelFaithful. Hosts of The Loyal Sons Show presented by @SectionFivePods. #H2P For inquiries: [email protected]

Plotting Every HS Baseball Field in 🇺🇸 | Amateur Data Visualizer | OG Spongebob Costume Wearer | BGSU Alum | Email: davehrus@gmail.com | MERCH IN BIO

David Hrusovsky Sport.. @davehrus

Lauren Sauer @laurenmsauer

595 Followers 309 Following I 💗 oversharing | Program Director @SXMCoffeeHouse @siriusxmu | she/her

The hottest, sassiest mental storm that ever busted loose. Professional do-gooder. @PittTweet, @WPTSSports, @AmeriCorps alumna. Teen @Jeopardy! loser. Feminist.

obnoxiously pitt girl @the_opg_

2K Followers 2K Following The hottest, sassiest mental storm that ever busted loose. Professional do-gooder. @PittTweet, @WPTSSports, @AmeriCorps alumna. Teen @Jeopardy! loser. Feminist.

NBA Revenge Game @NBARevengeGame

20 hours ago

@Dexerto You gotta give….

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Kip Conlon @kipconlon

19 hours ago

My dad has beers with his buddies each Wednesday and makes a list of things to talk about beforehand and it is the cutest thing in the world!

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Kevin Seavers @bayareasports77

16 hours ago

@elaifresh I think it’s a sign that you’re getting older

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Shibetoshi Nakamoto @BillyM2k

a day ago

i think all this activism is just a viral marketing campaign by big tent

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Ryan Star @onairryan

14 hours ago

@AsSeenOnVHS @UNISWAG @UHCougarFB The Titans can suck it. They have no connection to those colors other than by technicality.

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Nick @NikolaiPopuski

12 hours ago

@fashion_nfl Watch out, Tennessee Titans are gonna sue cause they own the rights to 'blue' apparently. /s

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NFL Fashion Advice @fashion_nfl

15 hours ago

Even Ferrari can't resist the appeal of powder blue.

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Swig 🇺🇸 @OldRowSwig

a day ago

When a buddy orders a round of unsolicited tequila shots you did not want

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FB_Helmet_Guy @FB_Helmet_Guy

16 hours ago

Eddie DeBartolo Jr is all of us after seeing the 49ers prototype helmet for the very first time. 🫤

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Rachel Premack @rrpre

2 days ago

people who work in cubicles (rather than open office) are actually the luckiest employees on earth.

Jetski Grizzly @Jetskigrizzly

2 days ago

"hey bossman cool if I cut out 15 mins early 7 fridays from now? I need to pick my girlfriend up from the airport”

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Scott Angus @skangus

18 hours ago

@soren_iverson

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Oxygen Thief @MrOxygenThief

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@Motabhai012 @gunsnrosesgirl3 That must suck for a side sleeper.

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🌮 @TacoSalazar

20 hours ago

@MannyAbarcaIV @JCEFrankWhite Aren’t you the one who forced it on the ballot for failure on the first place, Manny?

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @AbbyHiggs

2 days ago

I wouldn’t tell anyone I’d won the lottery, but there would be signs…

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Hoerner Burner @HoernerMVP

a day ago

I can’t be the only one that thought Jose Canseco is dating Johnny Manziel

NFL Rumors @nflrums

2 days ago

TRENDING: Former Cleveland Browns Johnny Manziel and Josie Canseco make romance Instagram official after dating buzz Josie Canseco is the daughter of former Oaklands A's Jose Canseco

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President Biden @POTUS

a day ago

It's simple.

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betel @betelreloaded

a day ago

I love saying “sounds good” at work and don’t shit sound good

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Adam @adamgreattweet

a day ago

my car is fucked

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Duolingo is not a business. It is an absurdist art project. An app for learning languages that no one actually learns a language from. Like a restaurant full of people waiting for their food that never comes