Ivo Jimenez @ivotron
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pésimo tiempo de respuesta @VivaAerobus. 2 horas para iniciar conversación, 20 minutos entre cada mensaje subsecuente. dónde tienen su call center, en marte? 👎 y mientras, el vuelo en cuestión sube al doble de precio 😡
SUPER proud of a multi year effort to bring Redpanda Serverless today! - sing up here: redpanda.com/try Technical details below: 👇
SUPER proud of a multi year effort to bring Redpanda Serverless today! - sing up here: redpanda.com/try Technical details below: 👇 https://t.co/Ig7sd4zKdn
You might see a red panda in a tree, but we bet you didn't expect to see Redpanda on an NYSE cube. 👀 A huge thanks to @NYSE for the feature and celebrating our latest funding!
🚨BREAKING NEWS: #Redpanda has raised $100M in Series C funding, led by @lightspeedvp, @GVteam, and @haystackvc! Our team is dedicated to enabling #data-intensive apps with new foundational capabilities beyond the scope of legacy #streamingdata platforms. rpnda.co/46n3P8V
databases of the future which am I forgetting (from the 2017 cutoff)? news.ycombinator.com/item?id=363549…
10 arguments against climate change people sent me today* and 10 Global Weirding episodes I made years ago that debunk them: A fun thread * yes, literally today.
10 papers published at @jsysresearch since we started in 2020! Super proud of what we have accomplished. All papers, their reviews, and their forewords by area chairs freely available to read: jsys.org/read/ All done without getting any $$$ from readers or authors!
10 papers published at @jsysresearch since we started in 2020! Super proud of what we have accomplished. All papers, their reviews, and their forewords by area chairs freely available to read: jsys.org/read/ All done without getting any $$$ from readers or authors!
The number one question #developers ask us: How does #Redpanda stack up against #Kafka? So we used @linuxfoundation’s #OpenMessaging Benchmark to bring you the answer. redpanda.com/blog/redpanda-…
this talk is going to be🔥btw, myself and a few other core team devs from @redpandadata will be there too if you want to chat about coroutines, c++20, and distributed storage systems. (ps, we are hiring... DMs are open). #cplusplus
this talk is going to be🔥btw, myself and a few other core team devs from @redpandadata will be there too if you want to chat about coroutines, c++20, and distributed storage systems. (ps, we are hiring... DMs are open). #cplusplus
happy Blink-182 day to all who celebrate
How do Remote Read Replicas provide workload isolation and elasticity for #Redpanda? @patrickangeles will talk about this and #Redpanda’s tiered storage architecture during our next Virtual Workshop – Oct. 13! go.redpanda.com/virtual-worksh…
I'm looking for someone to work with me on Kubernetes support for @redpandadata. We'll be working with helm charts and writing controllers in go. If this interests you: boards.greenhouse.io/redpandadata/j…
Redpanda Open House keynotes are here! Hear from @kelseyhightower, Joe Reis and @doctorhousley (authors of best-selling Fundamentals of Data Engineering) and our own @emaxerrno! Nov 15, 8am - 1pm PT. Register today! #kafka #developers #dataengineering rpnda.co/3SBfzwJ
🚨Game changer alert🚨 for scientists in Germany who publish and maintain #opensource software and #opendata. Our @github and @ZENODO_ORG etc repositories will be considered as publications when applying for funding @dfg_public 🤩🚀🤯
🚨Game changer alert🚨 for scientists in Germany who publish and maintain #opensource software and #opendata. Our @github and @ZENODO_ORG etc repositories will be considered as publications when applying for funding @dfg_public 🤩🚀🤯
🚨🚨BIG ANNOUNCEMENT🚨🚨 #Redpanda 22.2 is here and our team is excited to announce: - Remote Read Replicas - Continuous Data Balancing - A brand new Redpanda Console It's all about making your day-2 ops simpler!! 🧵👇 #kafka #developers redpanda.com/blog/redpanda-…
LAST WEEK to apply for our HACK THE PLANET scholarship! Yes, you belong! We want to help you. - 1500/mo - no strings attached - mentorship from the best engineers - hack on what YOU want (1 form) apply to Redpanda and @DoorDash to increase your chances. rt for reach pls🙏
LAST WEEK to apply for our HACK THE PLANET scholarship! Yes, you belong! We want to help you. - 1500/mo - no strings attached - mentorship from the best engineers - hack on what YOU want (1 form) apply to Redpanda and @DoorDash to increase your chances. rt for reach pls🙏 https://t.co/cEcTpYJ850
To all my under represented friends and friends of friends, this is huge. You belong! Our friends at @DoorDash and us want to help you! - 1500/mo - no questions asked - all code/intellectual property is yours (released) - hack on anything you want - no time pressure requirement
To all my under represented friends and friends of friends, this is huge. You belong! Our friends at @DoorDash and us want to help you! - 1500/mo - no questions asked - all code/intellectual property is yours (released) - hack on anything you want - no time pressure requirement
Hey y'all! Doing an hour-long free webinar on May 25th with @redpandadata to talk about what we found in the last Jepsen analysis (jepsen.io/analyses/redpa…). Come learn about streaming systems safety! go.redpanda.com/jepsen-webinar
friends, for those of you following up the jepsen report, here is a very detailed co-post from @rystsov - also, there will be a webinar soon you can register and ask questions live with Kyle and Denis. redpanda.com/blog/redpanda-…
friends, for those of you following up the jepsen report, here is a very detailed co-post from @rystsov - also, there will be a webinar soon you can register and ask questions live with Kyle and Denis. redpanda.com/blog/redpanda-…
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📣 ANNOUNCEMENT: Redpanda Serverless is now on the menu! Redpanda Serverless is the easiest and fastest way to begin streaming data with Redpanda. Start small and iterate on a budget. Absorb spikes and scale to zero! 🚀 From signup to #streamingdata in seconds — Redpanda…
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