impatienceisavirtue @impatienceisav1
Performance optimization is my jam. I obsess over how to make apps & web sites radically faster. Formerly at @hpe & now building in stealth Minneapolis, MN Area Joined October 2022-
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Slept in my Peter Gabriel t-shirt and woke up to beat A Different Drum
When’s the last time you wished someone a “H APPY BIRTHDAY”? I will be forever tormented that someone didn’t kern the H 😱
I didn’t think any pictures of my childhood daycare survived to this day
Inline CSS is for devs who don’t know how CSS or Core Web Vitals work
Inline CSS is for devs who don’t know how CSS or Core Web Vitals work
I was coughing up blood. I’d been getting sicker & sicker for a week, so I called in sick to work to head to urgent care. My boss called me up that night & asked me to produce a doctor’s note to PROVE I’d been sick, as if I’d lied! So I fired my boss on the spot out of principle
I was coughing up blood. I’d been getting sicker & sicker for a week, so I called in sick to work to head to urgent care. My boss called me up that night & asked me to produce a doctor’s note to PROVE I’d been sick, as if I’d lied! So I fired my boss on the spot out of principle
The following is left as an exercise for the reader
Much like Log 🪵 React is better than bad — it’s good!
Projection is a thing. Instead of learning to treat women with respect, he claims to be a victim of slurs while slurring others. Scared of being alone, he responds with a middle school cope: “You didn’t break up with me, I broke up with you!” It takes a real man to seek therapy
Eggs & baskets
The important thing here is people have figured out how to capture the magic of a PowerPoint presentation build-up on the web. All we need now is more Clippy & the occasional Blue Screen of Death & people will feel right at home 🤣
The important thing here is people have figured out how to capture the magic of a PowerPoint presentation build-up on the web. All we need now is more Clippy & the occasional Blue Screen of Death & people will feel right at home 🤣
He seemed awfully defensive there 🤣
He seemed awfully defensive there 🤣
A brilliant & effective use of everyone’s time 🤣
Hey babe, you know how you’re always asking for more culture? More museums, arts & plays? Believe it or not, I DO listen. I got you a surprise: tickets to the theater! 🙂
Wow, are you really that fragile?
I would vastly prefer to use Magnific in Photoshop & Premiere directly. That would be amazing! 🎉
I would vastly prefer to use Magnific in Photoshop & Premiere directly. That would be amazing! 🎉
You need more important things to be upset about. A shitty product being sold to people who are desperate for anything purportedly containing “AI” but takes 10x longer to use is still a shitty product. If it improved lives, etc I’d be a huge fan, but I’d still support free speech
You need more important things to be upset about. A shitty product being sold to people who are desperate for anything purportedly containing “AI” but takes 10x longer to use is still a shitty product. If it improved lives, etc I’d be a huge fan, but I’d still support free speech
If you think only one person is the smartest in the room, you’re using the wrong yardstick. People have different strengths. When you put them in a culture empowering them to do what they LOVE & shine (wo being threatened by others with different strengths) magic can happen 🪄✨
If you think only one person is the smartest in the room, you’re using the wrong yardstick. People have different strengths. When you put them in a culture empowering them to do what they LOVE & shine (wo being threatened by others with different strengths) magic can happen 🪄✨
I have made the painful decision to cut down from 2 cups of coffee to 1. I also now have the cleanest desk on the planet. Can you guess how these 2 statements are related? 🥹🤦🏼♂️🤣
I have made the painful decision to cut down from 2 cups of coffee to 1. I also now have the cleanest desk on the planet. Can you guess how these 2 statements are related? 🥹🤦🏼♂️🤣
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@tomasz_ducin @EffectTS_ It's funny how JS devs are scared of generators
You can only choose 2: A) Engagement Bait B) Wrong answers only C) your third emoji D). $1 million
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Deployment acceleration has been achieved externally
We've optimized our build process to reduce upload times by 15% on average for all customers. For customers with large builds (10,000 outputs or more), upload times have decreased by 50%. vercel.com/changelog/fast…
We've optimized our build process to reduce upload times by 15% on average for all customers. For customers with large builds (10,000 outputs or more), upload times have decreased by 50%. vercel.com/changelog/fast…
Found out that my younger brother ended up breaking up with a girl he has been getting serious about. First break up and he was taking it a bit hard. He was really into her but seemed like the feelings weren't as strong on both sides. So I sent him this, figured I would share it…
Is it just me or is learning Tailwind first actually easier than learning CSS first? At least that’s my experience.
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This is all of the custom CSS you currently have to write in order to animate an object along an arrow in `quiver`!
Hilarious FAFO incoming
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I've been testing Midjourney's new --sref random with the prompt I shared with you for superhero caricatures, and I've found some amazing styles 🤯 👉 I share with you the prompt with the reference of this awesome style that turns superheroes into a kind of robots: a cartoon of…