Ian Ford @ij_ford
Joint night editor @guardian. The Guardian wishes it had my views London Joined July 2011-
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My dad was eating his cereal this morning and repeatedly complaining. 'These bananas are too sweet'. Eventually he asked my mum to taste the milk because 'I'm worried it's off'... Turned out he'd been eating his cereal with eggnog
Santa is meant to walk but just wants to boogie
@YouMustBeAnna Watching tonight with my nieces and can't wait!
I originally cropped out the gingerbread man which made it even worse
My niece's coal drawing on this snowman is somewhat unfortunate
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The 2024 Headline of the Year Nominees 🧵
Mmm, Viennetta
At a natural stone quarry x.com/DamnThatsInter…
@petravoncant If it makes you feel better I once got a black eye running into a wall playing hide and seek
@The_Ambassador_ All I'm saying is the dinosaurs are now loose
Faulty alarm went off on my train and they couldn't figure out how to fix it. The solution, I kid you not, was to switch the train off and back on again
Oliver Cromwell:
The Bible does not tell us to celebrate Christmas. As Christians we should abandon it to atheists, corporations and tradition worshippers. We can remember the birth of Our Lord another time of year.
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My brother just sent me his Spotify wrapped LOOOOOOOL
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Today Guardian & Observer journalists are on strike for 48 hours over plans to sell the Observer to a loss-making digital start up and put its journalism behind a paywall.🧵 How can you support us? SHARE our posts WRITE to [email protected] JOIN US - there's cake!
I don't what this says about me but the only photo I took at my wedding yesterday was of the cakes
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