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I like bikes, computers, and, over usage of commas. DadOps, BikeOps. Author of Mastering Ansible. https://t.co/A5PeqGRESD instructor. he/him. GitHub Eng. derpops.bike Grit City Joined October 2011-
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🧵 A lot of Americans just don’t know what life is like for those in Gaza, so here’s an analogy that might help: Imagine Gaza as Rhode Island. Here’s what reality would look like:
Remember, if I were to go to Israel today it’s called “return” even though I was born in Uzbekistan and am an American Jew. And if a Gaza Palestinian goes to Israel, it’s called “invade” even though he still has the keys to the house his family is from.
If you really want to "protect your family" from real danger: * wear a mask * go to therapy * drink less alcohol * don't get in arguments with other drivers. Just let them merge! * help with childcare * make male friends. Hug them. * support your kids' gender identity
I strongly suspect fully half of the negative experiences people have with teens on "E-bikes" involve a vehicle like this. Namely, something that a normal person would consider to be an E-bike but is essentially an electric motorcycle.
I am losing my mind. This is so fucking bad and hurts so many more people than it supposedly helps
You may have heard about the organization Moms for Liberty. It was founded in early 2021 with the initial purpose of advocating against COVID-era protections in schools, like vaccines and mask mandates. (thread)
Hey John how was your weekend It was good I dressed my 9 year old daughter up like a child bride and took her to a church dance where she named me the keeper of her virginity until her wedding day and then I gave her a ring to remind her. So fun. John. What the fuck.
One of my fourth graders got her first period. She panicked when a friend pointed out blood on her pants, but calmed down after I told her what it was and that it was normal. She asked questions. I answered them. In Florida, I probably would have been reprimanded for this.
If you are a network engineer at an enterprise company, does your manager give you safe-harbor time to work on automation projects? If so how much per week?
My employer, Shopify, announced layoffs today and I've been affected. If you're looking for someone with deep experience with developer tooling and developer environments, I'd love to work with you.
The Twitter Blue subscriber in a nut shell
yeah and whose fault is that
yeah and whose fault is that
What Elon doesn't understand about his "$8/month for herpes" offer is that nobody's hung up on the cost, the big issue is the herpes
Republicans are so flabbergasted over their inability to connect with young voters it’s almost comical. You wanna know why they hate you and upwards of 90% of them will never vote for you @GOP? I’ll break it down for you (Thread)
Hey! This is a form asking people to report others for receiving gender affirming care. It would really suck if people filled it out with bullshit and submitted it! Definitely don't do that! ago.mo.gov/file-a-complai…
The Missouri Attorney general has opened up a "reporting" form to report on gender affirming care providers in the state. Given that he's seeking to effectively ban care in the state for all trans people, let him know your concern. You know what to do. ago.mo.gov/file-a-complai…
Oh my god. Missouri AG just essentially banned gender affirming care for most trans adults via emergency rule. Requires 3 years of dysphoria, 18 months of therapy sessions, doesn't allow people with autism/depression. This is what elimination of transgender people looks like.
Hey #Tacoma! The helicopters are back. It’s a private firm contracted to perform “LiDAR” research of high-transmission structures & lines. This requires sustained hovering at low altitudes of 200 to 300 feet to ensure research integrity.
Matthew Garrett (@mjg.. @mjg59
29K Followers 310 Following Not here. Fedi: @[email protected] Bsky: @mjg59.eicar-test-file.zip Signal: @mjg.59 Blog: https://t.co/CVivdtMBWe
Jeff Geerling @geerlingguy
57K Followers 4K Following Father, author, developer, maker. Sometimes called "an inflammatory enigma". #stl #drupal #ansible #k8s #raspberrypi #mac #crohns
Mike Coutermarsh @mscccc
10K Followers 1K Following code @planetscale. my little sister thinks i'm cool
jill wohlner @JillWohlner
11K Followers 376 Following Head of Recruitment @replicatehq. Queer. Sober (7-16-19). Wife. Very funny person.
Sam Kottler @samkottler
5K Followers 734 Following worked at @planetscale, @github, @digitalocean, @redhat, @venmo. opinions are mine and none of this is advice. #blacklivesmatter
@[email protected] �.. @_msw_
13K Followers 5K Following Socio-technical Systems Engineer at Amazon | Free and Open Source Advocate | he/him/they/them | Opinions: my own | https://t.co/qdvk841Qfr
robyn bergeron @robynbergeron
4K Followers 2K Following Looking for what’s next in my life. Formerly: @Ansible Community Architect, @elastic community, @Fedora Project Leader. Connector of humans + ideas.
Niki Acosta @nikiacosta
5K Followers 4K Following Good Vibe Technician. Cosmic Citizen. Connector. Mama. Psychonaut. Marketing Boss. Explorer of Consciousness. When in doubt, zoom out!
Aaron Patterson @tenderlove
67K Followers 949 Following Job: @Shopify Opinions: Mine PGP: 4CE9 1B75 A798 28E8 6B1A A8BB 9531 70BC B4FF AFC6 Partner: @ebiltwin and cats. he/him @[email protected]
Jason Warner @jasoncwarner
33K Followers 2K Following Now: Co-founder @poolsideai Operating board Bridgewater Associates Then: CTO @github Engineering @heroku @canonical BS CS @penn_state MS CS @rpi
Maximum von SideEye @claco
2K Followers 1K Following @[email protected] | SRE @FlatironHealth. General nerd. Computers. Drums. Scotch. Cigars. Opinions. @WasteBits CoFounder. @TheStartupBus Alumni.
Farce Majeure🌹 @vathpela
948 Followers 1K Following Hooloovoo, kernel{, }hacker. Building better worlds. Opinions are messages from space. Facts approximate. Photos are square. he/they. 0.9x eng 🚴 ¿-1? Ban cars.
Thomas Cameron 🇺�.. @thomasdcameron
5K Followers 4K Following I'm not on Twitter any more. ThomasCameron512 on Mastodon and Counter Social, ThomasCameron on Post. Much love. Thanks for the memories.
JJ Asghar @jjasghar
5K Followers 780 Following 🧔 Father 🤓 Husband 🦅 Eagle Scout 🍺 beer and whisky 📀 computer nerd 👨💻 Job: Developer Advocate for @IBM KG5TLJ 73! 🐘: @[email protected]
Cloudnull¿ƃuᴉpnol.. @cloudnull
876 Followers 352 Following Hardware, Software, work in progress (just like this bio). Developer? Cloud! Caffeine-fueled confidence. @peznauts sometimes. BBQ other times. 🐦
Priscilla Mellema @PriscillaM63587
70 Followers 5K Following
Rochel Apresa @RochelApre
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Emiko Medill @EMedill43951
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Salma Hamway @hamwa_sa
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Niamh Paule @NiamhPau
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Elisabeth Tilton @ElisabethT64045
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Anabel Szermer @SzermAna
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Marley Tablang @mar_tablan
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Ela Joe @ElaJoe16626
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Eliana Fredenberg @EFredenbe
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Raguel Mckelvie @RaguelM1950
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Lacie Blatnick @BlatnickLa63665
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Marley Rodwell @mar_rodw
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Nannie Apling @AplingNann5921
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Birgit Peiffer @birgit_pei54610
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Verdell Neyra @ney_verd
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Clarita Raymond @RaymoClari
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Kasey Reekers @ReekeKas
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Nida Eagy @eag_nid
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Verla Breutzmann @VBreutzman74420
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Rowan Deblase @DeblaRo
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Yuonne Minucci @YuonneM5498
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Ronda Admas @ronda95564
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Carol Decapua @decap_caro
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Dia Olazabal @olaza_d
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Shari Carther @carth_sha
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Ella-may Lutes @ella_lut
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Hanna Collom @ha_collo
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Nick Webb @disasteraverted
248 Followers 584 Following Systems Engineer at Red Wire Services, technology lover, father; I need coffee.
Laura Alonso @prettyMeetsWrld
470 Followers 2K Following Cubana loud & proud. Immigrant. Hiker. Chess player (@prettymeetsworld on https://t.co/EdKOw4D7Sn). Network engineer. Eclectic.
@[email protected] @ohthatwright
19K Followers 20K Following Christian focused on sharing, not winning, a space. Empathy is vital. Nobody is garbage. I/Thou. https://t.co/v9DorlL6Rl. Mastodon: https://t.co/xIyZ3DKyXQ
Tech Score @TechScoreNY
11K Followers 12K Following Tech Score | SHOP Tech Deals. EARN Reward Points. WIN free prizes.
Paul Wright @wrighty
739 Followers 421 Following Engineering leader @LaunchDarkly. Formerly @github, @etsy, @firebox (he/him) You can find me elsewhere: https://t.co/NnljSgcoeQ / @[email protected]
Kelsey Hightower @kelseyhightower
237K Followers 40 Following Minimalist DMs are now closed. Just email me: [email protected]
Ian Coldwater 📦�.. @IanColdwater
106K Followers 1K Following Kubernetes SIG Security co-chair, container escape artist, goose in the mainframe. They/them. Legacy verified. Stay punk 🏴
Jaana Dogan ヤナ �.. @rakyll
114K Followers 1K Following Distinguished Engineer at GitHub, working on Copilot. Previously Google, AWS, and several small companies. Personal opinions.
Matthew Garrett (@mjg.. @mjg59
29K Followers 310 Following Not here. Fedi: @[email protected] Bsky: @mjg59.eicar-test-file.zip Signal: @mjg.59 Blog: https://t.co/CVivdtMBWe
Iheanyi Ekechukwu @kwuchu
24K Followers 3K Following 🇳🇬, computer dude, hip-hop lover, 👼🏾 investor. eng @PlanetScale. prev @GitHub @digitalocean @ibmwatson @NotreDame. 1/2 of @TwoBlackNerds. creator @tryseeker
Corey Quinn @QuinnyPig
99K Followers 976 Following Chief Cloud Economist at @DuckbillGroup. Father to @QuinnyPiglet & @theMunchQuinn. he/him Get my snarky take on AWS news: https://t.co/aGVMZnGzSV
emily freeman @editingemily
84K Followers 3K Following Bestselling author of DevOps for Dummies and international keynote speaker. I’ve led Community, DevRel and product marketing at AWS, MSFT, and startups.
Camille Fournier @skamille
50K Followers 831 Following Distributed systems, dysfunctional programming, and all that management gobbledegook. Author, “The Manager’s Path." she/her. https://t.co/Uk9L1X9GeE
SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity
403K Followers 9K Following computer security person. former helpdesk.
Scott Hanselman 🌮 @shanselman
329K Followers 11K Following VP of Developer Community @ MSFT - Code, OSS, STEM, Beyoncé, 🏴🇿🇼#T1D, #DevRel YouTube+TikTok listen to the @Hanselminutes inclusive tech podcast!
John Scalzi @scalzi
194K Followers 529 Following I enjoy pie. I'm not here anymore. Where else to find me online: https://t.co/xZNmFdgKfj…
Mike Coutermarsh @mscccc
10K Followers 1K Following code @planetscale. my little sister thinks i'm cool
Danielle Leong @tsunamino
13K Followers 1K Following VP of Eng @firehydrant, photographer, ex @github @twilio trust & safety @consentsoftware @feerlessapp. She/her. Opinions my own 💛
Sarah Drasner @sarah_edo
284K Followers 3K Following stupid like a fox • Director of Eng- Web, iOS, Android & Multiplat Infra @google, O'Reilly Author • https://t.co/HhzYWwxqL9, https://t.co/SOjL0RPUNN she/her BLM
🔎Julia Evans🔍 @b0rk
209K Followers 641 Following programming and exclamation marks. she/her. zines at https://t.co/Rl14X28NuU. mostly posting on Mastodon at https://t.co/HTBbL2lnZr
Jeff Rafter @jeffrafter
4K Followers 215 Following Here for ✨sparkles and 🌈 rainbows and ⛸️ skates. Previously ▲ @Vercel, @github; viz. https://t.co/k3Fu9UDhCC
Fatih Arslan @fatih
39K Followers 385 Following Software Engineer at @planetscale. Creator of vim-go. Design addict. Photographer. Previously at @github, @digitalocean
jill wohlner @JillWohlner
11K Followers 376 Following Head of Recruitment @replicatehq. Queer. Sober (7-16-19). Wife. Very funny person.
Lisa Rubin @lawofruby
277K Followers 2K Following @msnbc legal correspondent & recovering litigator; former: off-air legal analyst @maddow, @wagnertonight. Don’t let the pearls fool ya.
community notes viola.. @cnviolations
863K Followers 6 Following not affiliated with @x or @communitynotes | DM Submissions
Peter Talbot @petejtalbot
1K Followers 2K Following Criminal justice reporter @thenewstribune | @IUBloomington/@idsnews alum | [email protected] | 🏳️🌈 | he/him
Gareth Reynolds @reynoldsgareth
61K Followers 2K Following Hand model/Stand up/Writer/Cohost of The Dollop podcast. Go watch my special NOW ‘England, Weed, and The Rest’! https://t.co/6CMNl4RVDI
The Dollop @thedollop
60K Followers 65 Following An American history podcast with @DaveAnthony and @ReynoldsGareth Send suggestions to: [email protected]
Ella Hansen @bagelpowered
5K Followers 924 Following pro disc golfer/amateur bagel eater | @oregonfugue love | women's sports fan | she/her
Michael Renner @terrorobe
1K Followers 1K Following Repo plumber @github. For data stuff, see @nora_neu. Post Musk society: @[email protected] Curated mastodon experience: @terrorobe.bsky.social
John Green @sportswithjohn
206K Followers 223 Following Author of The Fault in Our Stars and The Anthropocene Reviewed. Fan of Liverpool FC. Part-owner and longtime sponsor of AFC Wimbledon
Jessie Earl @jessiegender
75K Followers 2K Following YouTuber/Filmmaker/Writer | Words @Gamespot @Microsoft @RottenTomatoes @TheAdvocateMag | Trekkie by birth
Brodie Smith @Brodiesmith21
828K Followers 473 Following Pro Disc Golfer | Foundation Disc Golf | Atlas Disc Golf Supply | Host of Tour Life
Chef Reactions @ChefReactions
329K Followers 582 Following Extra Salty | Side of Sarcasm *BS allergy* that annoying, monotone chef from TikTok
JomezPro @JomezPro
38K Followers 122 Following Here for all skill levels from 18 over to 18 down. 🥏⛓️
Alison Burke @TiredActor
74K Followers 273 Following Aiming for the spotlight while avoiding the sunlight • actor/comedian • she/her
Laura Alonso @prettyMeetsWrld
470 Followers 2K Following Cubana loud & proud. Immigrant. Hiker. Chess player (@prettymeetsworld on https://t.co/EdKOw4D7Sn). Network engineer. Eclectic.
Campfire Coffee @WeLoveCampfire
753 Followers 194 Following Campfire Coffee. Made with grit, love and campfire in Tacoma, Wa.
GitHub Next @GitHubNext
22K Followers 47 Following We are a team of researchers and engineers at @GitHub who investigate the future of software development.
Innova Factory Store @InnovaProShop
26K Followers 672 Following #1 in Disc Golf. #DiscGolf #OutdoorSports #ProShop #INNOVA
Adrián Mato 🐙 @adrianmg
6K Followers 2K Following 🐙 Designing Copilot @github 🖼️ 3D art on https://t.co/CaYZ3fbGoW 🔫 Pewpew repos on https://t.co/oNulyZeajr 🐘 @[email protected] 🇪🇸 → 🇬🇧 → 🇺🇸 →❓
ADHD Jesse @adhdjesse
129K Followers 3K Following Author of 📙 Extra Focus: The Quick Start Guide to Adult ADHD → https://t.co/wBtoaKV3f7
Catieosaurus 🔜 NoC.. @CatieOsaurus
43K Followers 2K Following TTRPGs & Neurodivergent Advocate and Certified Sex Educator. Both type of dungeons. 280 million served. Likes coffee. she/they 🏳️🌈 [email protected]
Washington State Dept.. @waDNR
150K Followers 7K Following Managing, sustaining, and protecting the health & productivity of Washington's lands and waters. 👤@Hilary_FranzCPL 🔥@WaDNR_Fire 🌲@waDNR_Forests
Megan Coyne @megancoyne23
77K Followers 982 Following @WhiteHouse Deputy Director of Platforms | Forbes 30 Under 30 | @GovMurphy @FirstLadyNJ @NJGov Alum 🤍
WSDOT Tacoma @wsdot_tacoma
78K Followers 696 Following Official WSDOT account for Pierce/Thurston/Kitsap/Jefferson/Mason/Grays Harbor/Clallam counties. Monitored 8am-5 pm Mon-Fri. Call 911 to report road hazards.
Paul Wright @wrighty
739 Followers 421 Following Engineering leader @LaunchDarkly. Formerly @github, @etsy, @firebox (he/him) You can find me elsewhere: https://t.co/NnljSgcoeQ / @[email protected]
Kate @thingskatedid
22K Followers 2K Following she/her · If I unfollowed you, it's because you keep posting things without alt text
Lucas Garron @lgarron
2K Followers 1K Following Migrated to https://t.co/UGspktHlg6 Mathematician, cuber, dancer, coder. I want the web to win. @GitHub websec, formerly @GoogleChrome. Immigrant. He/him.
Liz Dye @5DollarFeminist
28K Followers 2K Following Make words do yoga. “An A-hole but in a good way”—my husband. @atlblog @wonkette, https://t.co/GF1HAlKMDA, https://t.co/EUt3BtaOZY, Threads @lizdyelegal
Simplified SCOTUS @SimpleSCOTUS
129K Followers 1 Following SCOTUS decisions in simple images | @Simplified_US | Not to be taken seriously
João Ribeiro @Wodzgn
267 Followers 395 Following 🇵🇹 Animator/ Artist/ Concept Designer previously @github. My thoughts are my own. Space is my muse. My ship is made of cork and It floats everywhere.
Robyn Denson @RobynDenson2
58 Followers 13 Following
git pull union @git_pull_union
2K Followers 37 Following Hubbers working to make a better future for all workers at GitHub.
Christina Warren @film_girl
101K Followers 14K Following Sr Dev Advocate @GitHub, hosts: @ovrtrd @_RocketFM. Journalist turned developer. @[email protected]. Loves media, tech and OSS. opinions = own
Hana Harencarova ☀�.. @hanaharencar
472 Followers 793 Following Works @GitHub (opinions are mine), created https://t.co/zJAJ6xUCfk ❤️, coach at @rubymonstas_ch, Rails Girls organiser @railsgirls, a tea lover 🍵
Idan Gazit @idangazit
5K Followers 2K Following Sr Director of Research, @githubnext. Alum @Heroku @djangoproject. ❤️Datavis 📊, letters 🔡, color 🌈. Like to ogle details. EE-dawn, he/him, thoughts mine 🇮🇱
Lukas Spieß @Lumaxis
633 Followers 531 Following OSPO engineering @GitHub. Previously Special Projects ✨, @npmjs, @Microsoft’s @VSAppCenter and @HockeyApp. German and non-technical tweets: @Blubser
Lere Williams @lerebear
71 Followers 50 Following Reading and listening. Trying to write more. Building planning tools @github.
tinnies.club/@jameswh.. @james_s_white
1K Followers 614 Following Half-staff engineer at Ligma. Pro bono cat-sitter, formerly GitHub Security-Ops/Site Security Engineer. I deny these opinions belong to anyone.
Nell Shamrell-Harring.. @nellshamrell
6K Followers 1K Following Board Member @rust_foundation. Lead Editor @ThisWeekInRust. Principal Software Engineer @microsoft. Former @mozilla, @chef, @cofense, @blueboxgrp. Bunnies!
Lynn Wallenstein @LynnWallenstein
2K Followers 360 Following SVP of Engineering at CargoSense... caffeine junkie, electro music fan, and web standards advocate. Opinions are my own. She/Her. @[email protected]
GitHub Security Lab @GHSecurityLab
26K Followers 15 Following GitHub Security Lab’s mission is to inspire and enable the community to secure the open source software we all depend on.
Matt Wells @ninja_p
183 Followers 237 Following Unix and Open Source evangelist based in the North East. Enjoy designing large scale, distributed systems. formerly reliability @GitHub
KEEP. YOUR. FUCKING. CAT. INDOORS.
what opinion will you defend like this?
You can now call me Dr. Perry. PhD CompSci, MSc NYU Poly / Tandon School of Engineering. I build stuff and ride bowls. I'm also 48 years old and done being told I'm not qualified for [insert stemlord opinon here].
We have some sad news!🖤 This #caturday is dedicated to Maisy who sadly passed away. She was 20 years old and Simon's oldest furry companion. She was a big cat with a big heart, always welcoming to the other cats. She will be missed terribly :( RIP big ol Maisy.
@katiedimartin This is the first thing I thought of when I started on the list.
you don't need a truck that big to go to home depot
what opinion will you defend like this?
FREE THE SNAKE! Restore the greatest salmon watershed in the world!
Our community is excited to support dam removal on the Lower Snake River! Let's implement true clean-energy climate solutions and restore an ecosystem that tribes, salmon and local communities depend on. #freethesnake #TelltheDamTruth Learn more below. pat.ag/T/SnakeRiver
sorry this has been driving me nuts: they mean nothing, absolutely nothing, just their preferred heart color
can a zoomer pls explain how the different heart emoji colors mean
Well, that wasn’t on my bingo card
I love it when the most threatened white dudes call me fat, like that’s all they can come up with. Sad, really.
Fuck it, I just spent 45 bucks on a 6 foot tall inflatable Black Santa. I AM ENTERING THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS. I'm gonna go full "Da'Clarke" Griswold on this shit.
According to OpenAI insiders, the board and Sam could not agree on release versioning, a saga familiar to many in the tech industry. Board felt GPT v5.0 is not Enterprise class, while GPT v11.1.2.3 would be seem as Enterprise class. Sam felt v11.1.2.3 is too Microsoftish.
Jada contemplating how she is going to top the OpenAI news.
We did it. We just defeated Greg Abbott's voucher scam. The People’s House has spoken. I’m so proud of the bipartisan coalition in the Texas House that defended our schools and our kids.
@QuinnyPig It’s such a common failure mode. Every exec offsite should have a few straight days of just people making new accounts and trying to use all the damned things. I’m looking at you windows
Wife gets a call from local pizza place Pizza: “did you order pizza? We have order & your number but no address” W: “probably my son who thinks he’s sneaking pizza while I’m out. Go ahead and deliver it & I’ll talk to him when I get home” P: “that makes sense. We got a note on…
Every person working this case needs to stop making jokes and laughing and trying to make this hearing seem light. We’re here because Manny was brutally murdered by tacoma police and they tried to cover it up. Stop laughing and focus on the task at hand. #JusticeforManuelEllis
White supremacy is when Sen. Mullin can comfortably post threats brandishing guns, but Rep. Tlaib is censured for demanding a ceasefire.
Let’s do it. Anyplace, anytime. @ComfortablySmug
But aren’t you concerned that your vocal anti-genocide stance is going to prevent you from being considered for potential opportunities in the future?! No. No I am not.
i cannot believe i get to say this… i’ve been promoted to SENIOR tech reporter at fortune!!!!! 🥲🌟
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