hrvdmnky @hrvdmnky
Obsessive knitter, newbie guitar player, sparkly vampire lover, wannabe pirate wench. Sparklepire Forest Joined February 2008-
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He is going to play the harmonica and I am going to lose my mind.
He is going to play the harmonica and I am going to lose my mind.
Things that would get me to watch a Jurassic movie.
Things that would get me to watch a Jurassic movie.
I’m reading a lot of @kj_charles lately but the Magpie series has me in ALL THE FEELS. So good. I’d give good money for a movie/series with some fine hotties.
Men, what’s keeping you from dressing like this?
I watched the 2022 Elvis movie today and all I could think was how it looked like Kate McKinnon was playing Weird Barbie Elvis.
Middle school transition parents night, zero other masked parents. :/
I see a lot of 2023 reading roundup posts, so I'm going to do my #knitting roundup. FOs: 35 Skeins used: ~80 Yards: ~20,350 Carryover WIPS for 2024: 3 Not too shabby, considering I couldn't knit for most of the fall due to (wait for it) carpal tunnel surgery 🤣
Million dollar idea: @taylorswift13 revives Rock Band, new acoustic controller, Eras Tour playlist.
My rheum doubled my plaqenil dose and now I can taste dreams.
Back on my bullshit, and by bullshit I mean weaving in ends.
If you’re wondering if my anxiety is under control I was just jump-scared by my toaster.
I’m not old and crying, you’re old and crying. 😢
I’m not old and crying, you’re old and crying. 😢
#ofmds2spoilers what I really want to know is how my hottie put on wet leathers in a rowboat.
Out past my bedtime watching @DuffMcKagan rock a hometown show. It’s cozy to know he’s around here fighting the moss and the spiders with the rest of us.
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Cervical block at the time of IUD insertion
Collective bargaining
“that and the non-binary lesbian aunt thing, i love that stuff too,” chris pine says, as he is actively dressed as a non-binary lesbian aunt. i love him.
I miss standardized testing. Once a year I’d get a piece of paper that told me I was better than 99% of people and I REALLY took that shit for granted
This is the way.
Call me lenient, but I can’t get down with telling kids they can’t use the restroom during class. I’d rather risk a child take advantage of me, than telling a kid no who actually needs to use the restroom.
I knit my first garment in years recently and thought I’d share some thoughts. First: the pattern is the Salty Air Tee, by Samantha Guerin. I can’t recommend it enough. /1 #KnittingTwitter
Alan Alda, an underrecognized style icon
I will say the twilight fandom has morphed into something beautiful. We know it’s a fucking mess and so is Stephenie. We’re here for the camp and the sparkles.
Which standom has the best sense of humor about their girl? Do any? Does becoming a stan atrophy that part of your brain?
gorgeous is an understatement
i said, stress free, motherfuckers!!!! on the ground now!!!
Got a sneak peak of this doc the other night and - wow - does it give you an appreciation for @jonbonjovi. Talk about a Jersey work ethic! It’s so good.
I don’t have guilty pleasures because I don’t assign guilt to pleasure.
"Season3 part 1 is the journey of Colin falling in love with Penelope" "Season 3 part 2 is Colin falling in love with lady Whistledown" I am seated 💺
I have never been so radically pro-body autonomy than lying here, 40 weeks pregnant, feeling like I'm going to actually die any minute. No one should be forced to be pregnant. It should always be a choice. Adoption is not an alternative to experiencing pregnancy.
No I’m actually tired of the debut slander. Tim McGraw? Picture to burn? Cold as you?! The OUTSIDE!! Teardrops on my guitar? Should’ve said no? Our song? IM ONLY ME WHEN IM WITH YOU??!!!! THESE SONGS ? YOU THINK THESE SONGS DESERVE LAST PLACE IN UR ALBUM RANKINGS? bffr
There's like a whole thing about how if you find a baby deer alone in the forest, you should just leave it because their moms just leave them under bushes to hang out all day sometimes.
I keep trying to engage over on the blue skies place but I just don't enjoy the vibe over there. Yes, I know that this place is a toilet
GUESS WHO SCORED A BALL WINDER FOR $3.50 AT THE THRIFT STORE?!?!
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