Miss Guided @hotmessmac
Illinois, USA Joined April 2016-
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Sometimes my second thoughts reach my consciousness before my initial impressions even leave the starting gate.
The way you left things with me, after everything that we've been through together... It gave me all of the closure I needed.
when shit don't add up subtract yourself
If you have a little sunshine... share it.
Love me you asshole.
I'm sorry I made you think I was likable. That was not my intention.
Michael Phelps just won his 20th gold medal at the Olympics & I can't even get out of the pool to go pee after having too much to drink.
There are moments in life you'll never be ready for. .....like when your alarm goes off.
And then she knew that you could be homesick for people too.
We all need a break sometimes. Mostly just someone's neck.
There's nothing like a week long vacation with your family to remind you why you moved across the country.
i met you on the best day of my life.
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