Uma Thurman @hollymeoww
she/her I have no idea what I’m doing Joined May 2011-
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THEY ARE ALL SO CREEPY!!!!!!!! Lolol the vibes are way off
THEY ARE ALL SO CREEPY!!!!!!!! Lolol the vibes are way off
Once I accidentally watched a video of Elon Musk in an interview and tbh I could’ve gone my whole life without hearing that weird voice
@rdwells77 @ChristinaECox We were studying Mark Twain in high school when some kid popped his hand up and *in all seriousness* asked, “Is that Shania Twain’s father?” Our English teacher retired that year. I wonder if that was the final straw 🥲
Not this guy clipping his fingernails in the hostel lounge area 😵💫
I feel like I’ll get one solid W in life and then like 3 other things get totally fucked up lolz
Why do I feel like this is some British shenanigans
Why do I feel like this is some British shenanigans
i’d let zoe kravitz do whatever she wants to me
I went to the cute pharmacist to get mah h3m0rrh0id cream and she recommended me something even better. I think she was flirting with me ✨
Just made the worst fried rice and my fiancé got seconds wow tru luv is wolf you guys
What the actual fuck am I supposed to do while I cook dinner when #spotify is down
realizing i don’t know how to function like a normal human being with spotify down
I’ve always wanted to use my longboard as a means of transportation but I’m terrified of breaking a bone 😣
Why does IG wanna be TikTok soooooo fuckin bad? Just STOP ✋🏻
ashley @ashleychanson
413 Followers 348 Following obsessed with music, politics, and pop culture ✨ call me she/her/comrade
Earl May’s Last Big.. @americanlofi
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Joseph Pappagallo @JosephPappagal1
3 Followers 152 Following what makes me special is I can't stand people but yetim on twitter?!
wizard of loneliness @hotgaywitch
540 Followers 806 Following “when they go low i’m going to hell goodnight” —mother theresa ❤️🔥🙏 #LiveStrong
Bex Enterprizes @BexEnterprizes
682 Followers 3K Following Unique Graphic custom art! From your favorite photos to personalized apparel!! https://t.co/tJxg4E9YjG #Bexenterprizes #dogecoin #Dodgearmy
jeannetmodi @jeannetmodi
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82 Followers 507 Following
Chemi Pinteño @Chemi_Pinteno
97 Followers 105 Following Un “estado” enorme sin tierra ni fronteras que vive en todas partes del mundo porque es mental.
Freddie Twercury @BenHavok
232 Followers 181 Following it’s only rock n roll but i like it | 🎸 for Kayzo
spooky pete @spookyy_pete
365 Followers 559 Following roll that beautiful bean footage | they/them, she/her
samantha murphy @BanannnaSam
192 Followers 397 Following
Ahmet Anuk @AhmetAnuk9
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Roccoavellino @roccoavellino
2 Followers 117 Following il mio lavoro camionista presso Aliberti spa..
Daniel Haussler @hausslerdan
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Shelby Carpenter @ShelbyRae05
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Tyler Bennett @WYO520
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[email protected] @johajaber1yaho2
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🇦🇫🇵🇸☭�.. @jalebigak
736 Followers 984 Following #blacklivesmatter #freepalestine #FREEAFGHANISTAN ❗️links to help below ⬇️ communist ☭ (she/her) 🇦🇫
هالا و غالا @saetin45864313
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أيمن أيمن @MBnBUPctsOoKz0m
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Adel Diabat @adel_diabat
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حسن غنام @8zTpAjGZcDwfihb
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احمد @I1TRXcKGZkOoXI4
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الكابتن @r8GkfgUzvj8CI27
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البرنس @ozfn1c4RJqNKemN
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MOhammad @MOhamma88740925
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Adonis comics mania @adoniscy61
460 Followers 766 Following CY Collectors is the largest collectibles house in Cyprus. https://t.co/T5WqbZNx8b https://t.co/KmThNgtqKb
Tetikci @Tetikci85228295
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ashley @ashleychanson
413 Followers 348 Following obsessed with music, politics, and pop culture ✨ call me she/her/comrade
Nebraska Huskers @Huskers
437K Followers 698 Following The official account of the Nebraska Athletic Department. Proud member of the Big Ten Conference. GO BIG RED! #GBR
Kenny Bell @AFRO_THUNDER80
131K Followers 2K Following Former Husker & NFL WR#80 | Freelancer @bigtennetwork | @OneTechCorp | Gif Enthusiast | https://t.co/Mvch90p0Nd
tall seth green @poolparty666
2K Followers 925 Following Mike, he/him✨nb trans guy makin comics n weirdo art✨ t4t ✨join my zine Mailing Club @wbmc666 🐣sometimes nsfw 🔞
Garry @GiganticGrant
669 Followers 1K Following
Earl May’s Last Big.. @americanlofi
250 Followers 363 Following
HasbullaHive 🐐 @HasbullaHive
1.6M Followers 1K Following Team Hasbulla | Worlds biggest Hasbulla Fan Page
Ms. Grace Kuhlenschmi.. @GKuhlenschmidt
163K Followers 1K Following straight lesbian comedian. she/her,,, [email protected]
Vishen @Vishen
69K Followers 435 Following 🌎 Founder of @mindvalley 📕 Co-Founder of Lifebook 🔥 Founder of A-Fest & MVU 📖 2x NY Times Best-selling Author 📘 Creator of The 6 Phase Meditation Method
Holding Biden Account.. @PushBidenLeft
135K Followers 356 Following Leftist critique of POTUS - started with Trump, now on Biden. Bad things are still bad when Dems do them. Tracking how "nothing would fundamentally change."
Conservative L’s @ConsPostingLs
150K Followers 105 Following Hypocrisy is the homage that vice pays to virtue.
shelly page ✨ @shelly_p_writes
2K Followers 898 Following author, attorney, lesbian | BREWED WITH LOVE (Joy Revolution '25) NIGHT OF THE LIVING QUEERS (Wednesday Books ‘23) | Rep: @RebeccaPodos |(she/her)🌈
birukti (semi-permane.. @BiruktiWrites
8K Followers 498 Following fiction writer with black/ethiopian leads and brown-eyed love interests | rep: @marchsoloway
Kwame Dawes @kwamedawes
11K Followers 2K Following Poet, novelist, editor, playwright, professor--Noah of all things
Tabitha Brown @IamTabithaBrown
313K Followers 2K Following Actress • Emmy Award Winning Host• 3X New York Times Best Selling Author• Vegan Foodie • World’s favorite Mom and Auntie to all🌈 ❤️
wizard of loneliness @hotgaywitch
540 Followers 806 Following “when they go low i’m going to hell goodnight” —mother theresa ❤️🔥🙏 #LiveStrong
Goku @Goku
254K Followers 113 Following Hi, my name is Goku! I’m a Saiyan who swore to protect the planet earth!
Francesca Fiorentini @franifio
111K Followers 4K Following Chinese-Italian Scallion • Correspondent, comedian • Host of @BitchuationPod • Newsbroke on @ajplus• IG: @franifio, BlueSky: https://t.co/pa6PtZHdph
Joe Biden @JoeBiden
38.0M Followers 46 Following Husband to @DrBiden, proud father and grandfather. Ready to finish the job for all Americans. Official account is @POTUS.
jeannetmodi @jeannetmodi
1K Followers 2K Following
spooky pete @spookyy_pete
365 Followers 559 Following roll that beautiful bean footage | they/them, she/her
Coffee Break Italian @learnitalian
15K Followers 28 Following Learn Italian with Coffee Break Italian
Crooked Media @CrookedMedia
379K Followers 82 Following the only 100% correct opinions in politics & culture. we don't just focus on what’s broken, but what we can do to fix it.
Daniel Haussler @hausslerdan
235 Followers 367 Following
Palmyra Probz @palmyra_probz
31 Followers 66 Following Here to complain about everything wrong with palmyra. Message to have your complaints published here. Thank you!
Kendrick Sampson @kendrick38
104K Followers 758 Following #GodisGood Instagram: @Kendrick38 https://t.co/lsrCl316p4 Snapchat: Ksmith38 #houston
Shelby Carpenter @ShelbyRae05
181 Followers 280 Following
🇦🇫🇵🇸☭�.. @jalebigak
736 Followers 984 Following #blacklivesmatter #freepalestine #FREEAFGHANISTAN ❗️links to help below ⬇️ communist ☭ (she/her) 🇦🇫
En La Frontera @enlafronteratv
25K Followers 301 Following Late night presentado por @MonederoJC en @publico_es. Todos los viernes a las 21:00 h.
Ad Age @adage
977K Followers 69K Following Breaking news, trends and analysis—on advertising, marketing, commercials, agencies, tech and data. More brand innovation @creativitymag.
Olivia Wensel @OliviaWensel
299 Followers 273 Following
Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia
881K Followers 840 Following Twitter is free. You want good shit, pay for it. https://t.co/jHEfMX2ZSZ
Planned Parenthood @PPFA
320K Followers 830 Following Hi! We’re America’s most trusted provider of sexual and reproductive health care education, and we think we look pretty good for over 100 years old.
doritos nachos PREPAR.. @shookology
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Elizabeth Warren @ewarren
5.8M Followers 560 Following U.S. Senator, former teacher. Wife, mom (Amelia, Alex, Bailey, @CFPB), grandmother, and Okie. She/her. Official campaign account.
Kelsey @Kelsii_H8
100 Followers 207 Following She isn't fragile like a flower. She's fragile like a bomb. 🌻☠Are you a fan of Shark Tank? Are you a fan of prizes? In honor of the launch of @HubSpot's new Shark Tank rewatch podcast, Another Bite, we’re giving away $5k in tech prizes. Head here for more on how to enter: upvir.al/139303/AB1?tra…
Whenever something says to talk to "your doctor" I'm like literally who is that
Five year old entirely unprompted after laying quietly in bed: “Daddy, why does my mind show me the things I don’t like? My mind likes them but I don’t.”
This really killed me today. Clickhole always nails it, truly.
I buy a the Twitter for 41 a billion! I don't pay a the taxes!! Oh!!!
Elon Musk is the heartwarming story about how anyone whose parents owned an emerald mine during their childhood in apartheid South Africa can one day buy their own social media company if they work really hard
Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, nor Mark Zuckerberg should have this much wealth, power, and influence. Break up big tech.
Elon Musk didn’t pay $44 billion for Twitter. He paid that much for you and your data. Always remember: when a product is free, it isn’t the product. You are. Your eyeballs. Your attention. Your clicks. This is true for all social media.
Not sure I am interested in Twitter if Elon Musk owns it.
I will tweet out “Fuck Elon Musk” every single day until the day I die.
When billionaires like Elon Musk justify their motives by using “freedom,” beware. What they actually seek is freedom from accountability.
Friendly reminder that Elon Musk told the UN that if they gave him a budgeted breakdown of how $6Bil could end world hunger, he would do it. They gave him the budget and then he decided not to do it, and instead decided he would buy Twitter for $45Bil.
elon musk spending $43 billion to stop getting bullied on twitter when he could’ve simply been less annoying is insane
I couldn't write this script if I tried.
i never said it out loud but i have an unhealthy sexual attraction to myself
@_dayshaVU Nothing is definite except for death, we’re literally on this earth making up rules and concepts trying to make sense of things beyond our understanding
@ChristinaECox I was correcting French papers one day and naturally one student translated duck as... le quak. I gave him a point.
@rdwells77 @ChristinaECox We were studying Mark Twain in high school when some kid popped his hand up and *in all seriousness* asked, “Is that Shania Twain’s father?” Our English teacher retired that year. I wonder if that was the final straw 🥲
Why is every aspect of the United States is so terrible and yet there’s still no fucking revolution?
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