Sean Redmond @hogwatcher
If anything i've heard and or made up is true, people say i look just like Brad Pitt.......'s ugly twin brother. WA State Joined August 2012-
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Just got kicked out of a bar mitzvah. Apparently, saying "Its hotter than an oven in here." is frowned upon.
Guys you wont believe this! A Nigerian businessman wants to make me rich! Lucky day!
"Curiousity killed the cat" is what im gonna tell my boss if he asks why i dont want to come in to work today.
Playing "spin the 40oz bottle" with my local homeless peeps.
Just had the best salad, only the lettuce was nachos and i had nachos.
When im bored i like to hire a big ol black woman to put my head between her breasts while i listen to George Carlin on my ipod.
Who wants to join my Village People tribute Acapela group? The Cockapellas. COCKapellas. Cocks.
How do those Ethiopians maintain such lean abs???
There exists no bigger an asshole than they guy who just filed a 5 million dollar lawsuit against Subway for his 11 inch $5 footlong.
Tell me an @NickSwardson joke. Which one? Any one where he incorporates farts, masturbating, gay stuff and says 'dude' like 40 times.
@nickswardson @brent_parks If being gay is wrong, then i dont wanna be penis. I mean dick! I mean semen! Shit, right!
Swimming in an ocean of debt, drowing in fee-seas.
I ALWAYS purell my hands before sharing heroine needles. #hygiene #goodmanners
#ImSoSickOf using dollar store toilet paper. Its like wiping your butt with rape!
"Sir, i understand you have the right to bare arms, but this is a fine dining establishment and those bear arms are not sanitary."
"Big J's Pizza Parlor and Abortion Clinic, where your loss is our sauce. How can i help you?"
@robdelaney Just got circumcised in your honor. #cuttingfordelaney
#TellMeWhy those little bastards wont share any Tricks with the Rabbit..
smcdonald @shannamc2707
8 Followers 563 Following@popyoursocks
48 Followers 2K Following @popyoursocks is temporarily unavailable because it violates the X Hateful Profile policy.
MUHAMMAD JAWAD @ZWASTRADERS
76 Followers 548 Following
Rory Markham @RoryMarkham
5K Followers 3K Following Actor/5150 Action/3x UFC Vet/2xIFL World Champion/Holds the 5th best walkoff head kick KO in MMA, transitioned into film as a working SAG-AFTRA Actor.
DJ Jones @2daysLifeLesson
331 Followers 1K Following Owner of Momma D's Dungeon. Trainer of Fighters and Athletes. Author of 50 States of Consciousness. Long Distance Motorcycle Rider. Wife. Mom. Badass.
Caleb VanderMate @caleb_chrome
788 Followers 323 Following Family, fishing, hunting. add my Instagram: caleb_chrome
Cage-Fights.com NJ @NewJerseyMMA
3K Followers 2K Following Fighting News and Views from around the Web. MMA Community for Fighters and Fans
Angelø Helia @AngeloHelia
1K Followers 823 Following My name's Angelo and I try to play bass for @heliatheband. Positive mental attitude. Vegetarian. Animal rights
Rhadell @crhovda
42 Followers 864 Following
Ailene Dylla @Ailene_Dylla
747 Followers 1K Following California surfer meets Wall Street Journal arts & culture reporter. (And it's pronounced chee-knee)
Nydia Reasor @Nydia_Reasor
688 Followers 1K Following Sharing health, diet and fitness information from a variety of trusted sources. Don't be shy to ask us for advice or links to information
GrapplersQuest @Grapplersquest
37K Followers 15K Following America’s Original Submission Grappling and Jiu Jitsu Community Event Circuit
Chicken Salad Comedy @ChickSalShow
1K Followers 1K Following Just two friends. Sharing their love of comedy and chicken salad. Its the best. With @andrewtcollin & @maramarek
Spínola Arquitectos @ajspinola
53K Followers 54K Following Estudio de #Arquitectura y #Urbanismo desde 1989. http://t.co/HyBPLlcmHb
JiuJitsuMania @jiujitsumania
3K Followers 4K Following All things BJJ! MMA, Gi...NoGi....Strength, Conditioning, Nutrition......the lifestyle of BJJers http://t.co/7g76GVbxL4
BJJHQ @BJJHQ
14K Followers 7K Following Jiu Jitsu Daily Deals | https://t.co/QjNGzgxwoS | 24-hour flash sales since 2009 | New product @ 11pm EST daily. Need help? [email protected] Need more? https://t.co/0apkKjFHHx
Mad Mardigan @MadMardigan420
10 Followers 60 Following Rider of the HIgh Seas, Freedom Fighter, anti-illuminati Rebel and MTP Warrior!!!!
I Reckon @IReckonBand
19K Followers 25K Following BBQ's, bitches, breakdowns, and beer... a little too much beer! from PORTLAND, OR. LIKE US ON http://t.co/adPIDA3WYs
john albert @UFCPrinceAlbert
5K Followers 6K Following I am currently a full time professional mixed martial artist contracted with the UFC. Lets hope things stay that way.
Daron Cruickshank @Cruickshank155
21K Followers 16K Following professional fighter, tuf live, MTV bully beat down, ufc veteran. next fight for rizin ff April 16th
Nick Swardson @NickSwardson
516K Followers 2K Following https://t.co/dVIY8Saso9 TOILET HEAD FEB 12th
Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan
2.6M Followers 3K Following Male Model. “Live from Old Forester: The Bourbon Set” https://t.co/wvEONXI5na https://t.co/39GfjGbHaW
Aziz Ansari @azizansari
8.3M Followers 0 Following Standup comedian. Writer/director. Master of None. Good Fortune. Parks and Rec. On the Hypothetical Tour now. Sign up for dates below.
Bo Burnham @boburnham
1.8M Followers 489 Following
Texts From Last Night @TFLN
2.7M Followers 818 Following An archive of all the texts no one remembers sending. Contact: [email protected]
Al Yankovic @alyankovic
4.2M Followers 548 Following You know... the weird one. Instagram: alfredyankovic Bluesky: alyankovic Threads: alfredyankovic YouTube: alyankovic Facebook: weirdal TikTok: alyankovic
Tim Siedell @badbanana
622K Followers 215 Following Sometimes I just want to give it all up and become a handsome billionaire.
Russell Brand @rustyrockets
10.2M Followers 819 Following Join me weekdays LIVE on RUMBLE | 10 AM (PT) | 6 PM (BST) | 1 PM (ET)
Storm Football @Niagara_Storm
198 Followers 37 Following Ages 7-19. Proud member of the @OFCMEDIA (Spring/Summer) and @the_comfl (Fall) #StormFamily
Caleb VanderMate @caleb_chrome
788 Followers 323 Following Family, fishing, hunting. add my Instagram: caleb_chrome
Cage-Fights.com NJ @NewJerseyMMA
3K Followers 2K Following Fighting News and Views from around the Web. MMA Community for Fighters and Fans
Angelø Helia @AngeloHelia
1K Followers 823 Following My name's Angelo and I try to play bass for @heliatheband. Positive mental attitude. Vegetarian. Animal rights
Rhadell @crhovda
42 Followers 864 Following
Ailene Dylla @Ailene_Dylla
747 Followers 1K Following California surfer meets Wall Street Journal arts & culture reporter. (And it's pronounced chee-knee)
Nydia Reasor @Nydia_Reasor
688 Followers 1K Following Sharing health, diet and fitness information from a variety of trusted sources. Don't be shy to ask us for advice or links to information
GrapplersQuest @Grapplersquest
37K Followers 15K Following America’s Original Submission Grappling and Jiu Jitsu Community Event Circuit
Spínola Arquitectos @ajspinola
53K Followers 54K Following Estudio de #Arquitectura y #Urbanismo desde 1989. http://t.co/HyBPLlcmHb
Chicken Salad Comedy @ChickSalShow
1K Followers 1K Following Just two friends. Sharing their love of comedy and chicken salad. Its the best. With @andrewtcollin & @maramarek
Top Rated MMA @TopRatedMMA
6K Followers 6K Following Top Rated MMA is for FOR SALE. DM if serious inquiry. Make to follow @ErikGAllen & @ErikAllenShow #TopRatedMMA
BJJHQ @BJJHQ
14K Followers 7K Following Jiu Jitsu Daily Deals | https://t.co/QjNGzgxwoS | 24-hour flash sales since 2009 | New product @ 11pm EST daily. Need help? [email protected] Need more? https://t.co/0apkKjFHHx
JiuJitsuMania @jiujitsumania
3K Followers 4K Following All things BJJ! MMA, Gi...NoGi....Strength, Conditioning, Nutrition......the lifestyle of BJJers http://t.co/7g76GVbxL4
Jason Ellis @EllisMate
163K Followers 425 Following Short Notice https://t.co/1Fvvdg9ysC Skateboarder and comedian.
Submission Fight Co. @SubmissionFC
24K Followers 5K Following **Real. Comfortable. Jiu Jitsu Gear!** Like Us on Facebook: http://t.co/3tMHCId2tA
#1 Fans of MAYANSmc @XmayansfansO
207 Followers 5 Following
Star Wars Facts @sw_tweets
143K Followers 62 Following Star Wars facts & news | A @CultureCrave page | Not affiliated with Lucasfilm | Also follow @Thrones_Facts, @MarveIFacts, @FactsOnFilm, and @FilmEasterEggs
I Love My GF @thatwhippedBF
366 Followers 6 Following I just can't help but love my girlfriend so much! Affiliated with The Funny Guy Network. Follow our other accounts @thatwhatifguy @DelusionalDog @ShittyFather
Exposing The Truth @Exposing_Truth
36 Followers 47 Following Exposing the truth that you turn a blind eye to. Royal blood line, real story of 9/11, Alien technology & mass genocide. Also big Broncos fan! NFL Tweets
Kimberleigh Blasett @blasett_kim
398 Followers 0 Following
Kathie Lee Gifford @KathieLGifford
1.2M Followers 2K Following Imperfect follower of Jesus, really imperfect mother to two amazing human beings, and deeply grateful “Bubbe” to my precious Frankie and Finn and Ford.
Hoda Kotb @hodakotb
1.1M Followers 1K Following Mom to Haley Joy!!! and Hope!!! Co-Anchor, @TODAYshow & @hodaandjenna
TODAY with Jenna & Sh... @JennaSheinelle
374K Followers 510 Following America’s feel-good morning show with big stars and sweet surprises! Join @JennaBushHager and @SheinelleJones for an hour of connection, fun and laughs.
Bellinda Jane @BellindaJane6
330 Followers 301 Following kindly give me a follow if you come across my profile ❤️💝
Hakai @Hakaimetal
4K Followers 7K Following Hakai is a Metal band with new music coming soon. https://t.co/HbU0vs62RF
Life Pro Quotes @BestProQuotes
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AlcoholicProblems @drinktomuch
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