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jesus who knew it would be so hard to find girl friends that aren’t hyper-obsessed w boys in your late 20s
joined hinge for the first time in my life and the ‘most compatible’ options are truly humbling me
thank god for therapists, estheticians that do brazilian waxes, hair stylists and late night corner market employees
moved to austin a week ago and it already feels like a mistake lmao
tough when your ex leads a meeting you’re supposed to be learning in
Having a Bf is so fun Bc you don’t have to use your brain at all
because i grew up in south india when people say indian weddings are so fun i’m always like well no one told me that
forgot how expensive being in love is i wanna buy this man everything
more jobs should be about knowing a bunch of weird stuff and being kinda flirty
whenever i tell people i am looking for a job in data science they are like ‘oh that’s a great field there are so many new jobs’ very nice and great and comforting to hear while not getting hired
ok. what is the scientific explanation for my p*ssy’s reaction to ‘atta girl!’
turns out prozac and 7 shots of espresso will make me act like a normal person
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taking off sports bra after working out is the bane of my existence
sorry but i think it’s funny that u can be a petty officer and then a chief petty officer
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nicola @estelleftkanye
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I Could’ve Just Sat.. @WrittenByHanna
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mars @socendop
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thatadult @rianphin
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its me! @silaniganss
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ghosthoney @tylergaca
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Elle Reeve @elspethreeve
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par — پارس @pearmemon
781 Followers 844 Following all things design at Cadence. formerly learning design lead at @superhi_ and digital product designer at buffy, @liveauctioneers, @therecount and omg.
leah @__fakeblonde__
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crazy ass moments in .. @ampol_moment
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Ericka @xosnowwhite_
46 Followers 768 Following I like all things pertaining to disney, halloween, iced coffee, flowers, and true crime 🍁🎃🌙
Hamilton Morris @HamiltonMorris
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兔兒神 @chenchenwrites
52K Followers 3K Following he/他. new chapbook @ghostcitypress. 2 books @boaeditions & @bloodaxebooks. editor @underblong & @olicketysplit. abolish the police & free palestine
Lolo @LolOverruled
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i can be your long lo.. @PallaviGunalan
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nivs @nivsriram
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Allegra Shaw @AllegraShaw
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ProPublica @propublica
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No Quarter Will Be Gi.. @chaedria
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SuperHi @superhi_
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56K Followers 3K Following Diagnosed ADHD Combined Type, https://t.co/JWUcsDGMMj Ft @nytimes @mashable @BBCNews + • 🎤ComicCon @EGX @meta @Ubisoft NHS + • [email protected]
Hilary Agro 🍄 @hilaryagro
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emotions scrapbook @affectingbot
61K Followers 1 Following a self-indulgent bot for various quotes i find emotionally affecting (aka Things Rob @Plounce Likes). sources in doc ↓. this is inherently embarrassing be nice.someone pls take me out back and put me out of my misery lmfao
reading everything that watcher fans have posted about steven lim overnight genuinely has me feeling like this
samantha would have killed the girls from Girls with a hammer i can tell you that much
Their podcast would jumpstart the apocalypse
can't kiII myself cause i have fomo. like what if shit gets crazy
Doggystyling off of that last point you said…
we really do rewrite history, like why am i nostalgic for that apartment where i was too depressed to get out of bed
I love being bisexual. Feels so lazy to me. Like sure man whatever everyone’s hot idk
unfortunately going to a pilates class and taking a walk home in the sun does feel great
this is what it feels like to re-download any dating app
The “male loneliness epidemic” is sociologically real and societally detrimental but the notion that it’s somehow caused by women or women’s problem to solve is absurdly hilarious.
Uh oh. It wasn’t the job making me depressed. It was something inside me. This is a rotten development
i thought a breakup would lead to a glow up but its been over a month and i have yet to step foot in a gym 👎🏻
I believe if we spread the rumor that men like when their cars engines make that god awful noise bc it vibrates their prostate that we can eradicate the issue
I knew they put that foot on the back of miss bunny’s head and pulled her face tighter than a corset but I didn’t realize the degree to which miss Harlow was laid slayed pulled and plumped….. male diva alert
everyone please gaze upon what is historically one of my best fits of all time
I cannot believe there are official news segments dedicated to telling us what the celebrities will be eating at the Oscars 🤣 They think we are dirt ladies and gentlemen
when coworkers start asking about my weekend plans I feel like I’m talking to cops
apparently when you're 23 you'll be 27 in just 4 years. what the fuck
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