Angry Grumpy Dad @grumpy_angry

Don't touch the damn thermostat Joined November 2019

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Angry Grumpy Dad @grumpy_angry

6 years ago

@XBOX @bethesda @zenimax @PlayStation The events of last night

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Angry Grumpy Dad @grumpy_angry

6 years ago

Good job @GOPconvention patting yourselves in the back. Just be careful not to break your arms jerking yourselves off. Ask my son how he manages. #FuckinWankers #RNC2020 #RNCConvention2020

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Angry Grumpy Dad @grumpy_angry

6 years ago

@realDonaldTrump

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Angry Grumpy Dad @grumpy_angry

6 years ago

Swear to God if it's 55F+ outside, the furnace is getting shut off and the windows are coming open. #SavingMoney #GrabASweaterIfYoureCold

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Angry Grumpy Dad @grumpy_angry

6 years ago

@summit1g Better not catch you with your mother's vase again or @drdisrespect and I are coming over with a belt. #ClearVases #ClearEyes

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Angry Grumpy Dad @grumpy_angry

6 years ago

My wife is gonna get two stimulus packages if you know what I'm saying. Yes, mine and hers were both direct deposited into her account ಠ_ಠ #WhenDidSheGetNewBoots #HaventSeenThoseJeansBefore

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Angry Grumpy Dad @grumpy_angry

6 years ago

Discord sounds like what happens when everyone is inside quarantining. Guess it works either way.. @discord #fightingwithfamily #shutupsoicanwatchtv

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Angry Grumpy Dad @grumpy_angry

6 years ago

@_goremote Same

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Angry Grumpy Dad @grumpy_angry

6 years ago

This fucking kid spending a Friday night on-line playing a Vidya game with his "Bros" Twitch.tv/lutherdawg

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Angry Grumpy Dad @grumpy_angry

6 years ago

Fucking Tuesdays are worse than Mondays because you still got shit left over from Monday to do. #fuckit #itllgetdonewhenitsdone

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Angry Grumpy Dad @grumpy_angry

6 years ago

Twitch.tv/lutherdawg This god damn kid letting people watch him play a video game about Russia called @Escape_Tarkov live. What's the world come to.

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Angry Grumpy Dad @grumpy_angry

7 years ago

@NickCannon

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Angry Grumpy Dad @grumpy_angry

7 years ago

"Host of family show @MaskedSingerFOX @NickCannon raps on diss track about sucking cock with convicted killer sentenced to 28 years in prison" Got dammit welp kids can't watch that show anymore, not while I'm around

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Angry Grumpy Dad @grumpy_angry

7 years ago

Damn right i was swinging on people at Walmart last night to get my off-brand tv that was $220, marked up to $440 and then discounted 50% to $220 for Black Friday. #AngryDad #MyTv

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Angry Grumpy Dad @grumpy_angry

7 years ago

Anybody else wake up pissed off and agitated on the holidays? Nobody wants to do this shit, too many moving pieces. #AngryDad

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Angry Grumpy Dad @grumpy_angry

7 years ago

@stoolpresidente Damn kids and their damn love of pizza

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Angry Grumpy Dad @grumpy_angry

7 years ago

There is no #BestCartoonThemeSong , they all too got damn catchy Out mowing the lawn and all of a sudden in my head it's like "woohoo DuckTales" Washing dishes later "woohoo DuckTales" During intimate relations with the wife "woohoo DuckTales" They all suck #AngryDad

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Angry Grumpy Dad @grumpy_angry

7 years ago

@Mystical441 Damn straight

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Angry Grumpy Dad @grumpy_angry

7 years ago

My friend @AaronLuther8 says I'm a whore because I have 600 followers and only a few retweets. I told him no one retweets me because when I say something it only needs said once. #AngryDad