krustuna @gringogidget
web developer, UX designer, illustrator, comics, Star Trek Witch. @thelaserlicker (IG) she / her behance.net/kristinagroeger Toronto, ON, Canada Joined April 2008-
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Can someone invite me to a party, because I ran out of lighters and I need to stock up.
“The candidates were colour-coded in a legend: ‘green — good’, ‘yellow-kind of stupid’, and red ‘wouldn’t hire if my pants were on fire’. There were interview notes that spoke to how attractive each candidate was, and if their…” — @gringogidget link.medium.com/fCyPQV2lUub
This is gold.
felt cute might delete later
For years, PayPal has been emailing me that they “have $3 for me”. Like $3 each time they email me or…
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A verbal web dev test is like knowing you’re really good at making banana bread, but being asked to perfectly recite the recipe without looking at any recipes. I’ve made the same banana bread recipe my whole life and I don’t have it memorized.
Me: hey Siri, set a 2 hour timer for pie dough Siri: Got it! 2 hour penis timer.
Not a wordle just trying to find a meeting time that works for everyone 🟥🟧🟨🟩🟦 ⬜🟧⬜⬜🟦 🟥⬜🟨🟩⬜ 🟥⬜🟨⬜🟦
“These are made with rancid ricotta,” the server said, a tiny fried cheese ball in front of each of us. “I’m… I’m sorry, did you say rancid? You mean… fermented? Aged?” “No. Rancid.” bit.ly/HellNoBros
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𝐵𝑒𝒸𝒶𝓊𝓈𝑒 𝐼 𝓌𝒶𝓈 𝓉𝑜𝑜 𝓈𝒸𝒶𝓇𝑒𝒹 𝓉𝑜 𝑔𝑒𝓉 𝓊𝓅
The best thing about Dune so far for me is watching the old school fans get very upset at new people for liking “their thing”. I haven’t seen the movie yet and I’ve been reading those books since I was 12. Gatekeeping fandom is so bizarre.
I did some cosplay for work today. Why not.
I talk to my plants like they’re my pets, and it really confuses my dog.
garth @garbagecoven
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Tiller ΘΔ (Furcatio.. @_thp
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garth @garbagecoven
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sMyle @MylesBorins
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Zack (he/him) @TraderZed
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ashley williams @ag_dubs
21K Followers 169 Following a mess like this is easily five to ten years ahead of its time. former @rustlang core team. working on something new @axodotdev. she/they
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Tiller ΘΔ (Furcatio.. @_thp
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foone🏳️⚧️ @Foone
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Jan Lehnardt is on Ma.. @janl
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7.4M Followers 1 Following President of Ukraine / Президент України
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This is a perfect logo, makes me happy every time
@buffenmachtdumm I dunno why people are offended by this, I was a child until I was 30. If you’re under 30 you are bebe
@buffenmachtdumm If you were in kindergarten in 2007 you are a child to me.
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✨ We're hiring a Design Engineer and a Staff Software Engineer at @tailwindcss. 🏕️ Fully remote 💰 $275,000 USD 🏝️ 30 days vacation 💻 $7500 gear budget If you want to do high impact work on a small tight-knit team, this is an awesome place to do it. tailwindcss.com/blog/hiring-a-…
Damn. RIP to a legend.
LOS ANGELES (AP) — Louis Gossett Jr., the first Black man to win the best supporting actor Oscar, dies at 87.
I am begging neurotypical to understand. Appropriate: “hey could you help me move this weekend?” Not appropriate: “gosh.. all these heavy boxes and furniture… all by myself in just a few hours… sure wish I had someone to help me… but no one cares..” STOP IT
I am so over solving fucking mind puzzles where the prize of me solving the puzzle is me doing labor for you anyway? Just ask for fucking help! If I have to solve a riddle before helping you I don’t want to do it!
@gringogidget @mailjet that sounds awful, hope it gets resolved
@TSwanyIRL Probably shouldn't have straight up posted your school and started talking about school shootings
just confirming that google’s new sign in page was done by a senior designer
@aleksliving But the logo… it is not the perfect circle!!111!!
surprise!!! I released a new solo album today!!! it’s called “ghosts from the jukebox, 2014-2019”, and I’d be honor’d as hell to have your ears. on the streaming platform of your choice under tommy siegel! releasing music publicly is weird and vulnerable!!!!
@PopCrave Anyone who doesn't like dogs has something seriously wrong with them. I have never been wrong about this.
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@mikeapedia101 A young coworker came across a stray ancient 3.5” floppy disk in my office and said “Oh, cool, you 3d printed a Save Icon”.
@steveschoger "Why not just scale the 20×20 icons down?" you might ask… Things just look better when they are drawn specifically at the size they're intended to be used. Otherwise they have the wrong amount of detail, and start looking sloppy when you scale them down.
@timecaptales @fasc1nate Looks just like every other Burger King I’ve ever been in 🤷♂️
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@PicturesFoIder Bro took long to realize 😂🤣
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