Todd Lambert @toddlambert
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I watched the whole thing… thinking it would get better. [it does not]
I watched the whole thing… thinking it would get better. [it does not]
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fuck it. bee guy fancam
When you know you’re not going to get paid, and your career is probably over.
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It's almost time to plunk down $50 at Walmart, moms and dads! 💦
“Does anyone know what model and caliber Kristi used to shoot her dog? FMJ or hollow points?”
The saddest girl to ever hold a martini
The saddest girl to ever hold a martini
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Ah this should be a good tweet to watch. I’m gonna say “Stop telling your daughter-in-law, that she can sing!”
It’s wiggety wiggety whack! 🔈 Sound Up!
Alina Habba motions to the judge for her client, Donald Trump in court today.
George Santos is taking advantage of the GOP’s new Leaders in Careers program for free job retraining.
OMG! I just snortled so hard… 🤣🤣😄
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@toddlambert Interesting pic of a horse and a horse's ass.
@1nn0v8IT @toddlambert Quit being A Douche Bag. Nut Johnson. It's supposed to be fun on this platform X
I found one of the eeriest selfies of The Dog Killer. Real creepy alien face:
@toddlambert I hear she was turned down for the role of Cruella DeVille because they thought she was too authentic.
Thank you, new friend. I copied this to a page to print out and stick on my computer.
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@toddlambert Lauren Bobbert would be right there bobbing away…😂😂😂
@toddlambert ppl should be trusting their intuition more. I mean, take one look at this ghoulish face and try to believe for a minute that this person with vagina has even a small bit of kindness in their heart
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